>You're sitting there, replying to threads
>Chad's out there fucking her in his bed
>You're waiting around, watching life pass you by
>Chad's out there, fucking her dry
>>28968636
Juat got done fucking my wife, now laying in bed watching movie and posting here whats up senpai
>>28968798
>You fuck your wife, trying to make her moan
>She closes her eyes and thinks about Tyrone
>You buy her clothes
>Chad sucks her toes
>You help her through the door
>But shes a lying whore
>>28968636
>You are playing defence of the ancients two
>Chad is having sexual intercourse with the girl you admire
>>28968861
>>28968903
>>28969381
Thank you for the chuckle.
>>28969663
>you're on 4chan having a chuckle
>she on her knees, Chad's undoing his buckle
>she wont even look in your direction
>but at home she tends to Chad's erection
>other people fuck
>while you suck
You're hoping one day you and your soulmate will meet
chads beating that pussy up with his meat
you're voting for trump
chads giving that booty a pump
you want some
she's tasting his cum
i want to cry
chad has got her thigh
>>28968636
what are you eating, pepe?
>You're playing GTA V, driving a Karin Rebel through Vinewood
>Karen is being a Rebel, making a vine of her taking wood
>>28968636
>You're sitting there, wearing ugly white briefs
>Chad's wearing boxers, and making her queef
>>28970194
>you say about Dark Souls, "No vidya is grander."
>she's sucking Chad's schlong after voting for Sanders
>You're beating a boss in Dark Souls
>He's filling up her dark holes
These threads are just stale and sad now.
>you're smoking some weed
>she's drinking his pee
>>28971136
>you're scoffing at this thread
>while she gives Chad head
You wish you were dead,
Chad sucks in bed.
>You're riding the tiger.
>Chad's deep inside her.
>i'm writing this post
>Chad's eating out her roast
Thank you robots for a good chuckle
Would hurt if I was not dead inside
>you prepare the noose
>he fucks her loose
I sit here playing guitar
Chad fucks her hard
>on 4chan you're quite famous
>while chad fucks her in anus
>>28971932
>famous on an anonymous image board
hmmm
>you win the Ashkandi by some stroke of luck
>she lovingly gives Chad the succ
>arguments with robots make you mad,
>while she sexually satisfies chad
>>28969716
This one is really good
Originalos
>you're scratching your bum
>while Chad makes her cum
You save up your money to buy her a heart shaped pendant from eBay ... Chad and his buddy get her drunk and talk her into a three way
>>28968636
why would i even care?
fucking sex-fags
>you hit send
>she takes his end
>you microwave some ramen
>he gives her a ramming
You summon the courage to send her a message - "happy Easter"
Meanwhile Chad oils his thick tool and eases it into her keister
You remember her smile, and feel so happy you sing
Jamal bends over and spreads his ass checks so she can tongue his anal ring
the jewish cuck propaganda is working i see
>you mumble, cry and groan
>chad kisses her through the phone
>Her sweet voice is music to your ear
>Chad's thick meat slips down her tracheaOriginal
>>28968861
FUCKING TOLD
NORMALBITCH BTFO
>you dream about her in your sleep
>Chad's already in her 8" deep
>You try to take her bowling
>Chad prolapses her colon
>You're posting sad frogs
>She's sucking chads log
To lose weight and impress her, a gym you do join
After being shared by chad and his bros, she has many little warts on her groin
I must admit, if it's the same anons who make these threads, I am quite impressed.
Finally! - she says she loves you and will be with you until the end of days
But she is now a used-up single mother roastie and Jamal's unwanted baby you must raise
>you're a NEET and a scum
>she likes to swallow chads cum
You spend the night on 4chan writing poems that sound witty
Jamal is rubbing his thick cock to mark his scent on her titty
