>Hey anon, I'm so glad you came to the beach with me! Do you want to rub some suntanning lotion on my back?
How do you respond?
>>28968103
With an erection
>>28968103
gladly then after we were finished at the beach i would take her home and fuck her like the fat cock hungry slut she is.
>Do you think I've put on any noticeable weight, anon-kun? These clothes fit fine just a month ago...
How do you respond?
>>28968103
Call the coast guard to report a beached whale.
>>28968991
Stop shoving garbage down your face you fat bitch.
>>28968103
With joyous glee as I have finally ascended to the 2D world.
>>28968991
"You look fine to me, I don't see a difference."
>>28968991
"Yes, you have"
>>28968103
"ok gorgeous"
>>28968991
"you look beautiful. please cuddle me with your soft and cute body"
the worst part is I have actually said these things to girls irl. but over skype so not really irl
still a virgin after all :^) *kill me*