>June 1st, 2016
Thank you OP
I was looking forward to this post
I wish it was 2011, before my life was shitty.
>halfway through 2016
It's like new year's was yesterday.
>in RuneScape I refer to Construction as a "new" skill
>someone in game told me that it's now ten years old
Where did the time go?
>>28967657
Watch this my fellow robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgyEmYyQF4
01/01/2016: This is the year. I'm going to make it. I can feel it.
Fuck. This. Shit.
>>28968705
Nigga, I bet chu was in the fally massacre too
>>28968705
>The PS3 and Wii are a decade old now
>People who were 12 in 2010 are now adults
>We're further away from the Mario 64 DS remake than the DS version was from the original
>Zelda Twilight Princess is now older than Ocarina of Time was when Twilight Princess came out
>Early Youtube videos like Ryan vs Dorkman, Angry German Kid, the early AVGN episodes, and Basshunter's DotA are all 10 years old
>The year 2000 is now as far away from us as 1984 was from 2000, we're closer to 2030 than we are to 2000
>There are people younger than 4chan who now post on 4chan
>>28968705
We will be halfway through 2016 by the end of June. Learn basic counting skills you retard
What does it matter to you pathetic NEETs
You're going to die in your mother's basement of a heart attack due to all the shitty fatty foods you consume day in and day out
>>28968685
2011 was the sweetest year of my life, by far.
>>28968906
Jesus Christ
What am I doing with my life
>>28967657
Holy fuck would you look at the time.
I'm no closer to finishing my short than I was last week. I could be spending time doing amazing things.
I'm not, because my father's trapped me into working for him, won't let me leave, says I'm a little bitch and I need to learn responsibility. He's not wrong but I'm also scared by the idea. I just want to get a dead-end job on my own, so I can feel independent.
>>28968906
>PS3 is a decade old
Holy sweet living FUCK
THAT'S TERRIFYING
>>28968906
this is very unsettling
>>28967657
It's my birthday.
I'm 25.
I hate my birthdays...
>>28969200
Same bro I'm 21 today.
I hate birthdays too especially the unwanted attention I get from my family or relatives calling.
I wish I could restart my life but still retain my knowledge of this shitty first attempt.
YOU DIDNT LOOK OUT BELOW
>>28969238
Watched the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of the time when
I tried so hardHybrid Theory was 16 years ago.
THATS IT IM GOING TO BED AND WHEN I WAKE UP IT'LL BE 2006 AGAIN PLEASE GOD MAKE IT HAPPEN
>See this post
>Eyes dart to the bottom right of my screen
>You're right
I need to go outside. I thought it was the middle of May.
>the berlin wall came down 3 years ago
>>28968906
the zelda one got me
I'm hardly a zelda fan but the new one better be good
>>28967657
>we're pretty much halfway into 2016
stop
stop it
pIease stop it
It was never supposed to get this bad...
It was never supposed to get this bad!!
>6/1/16
Last year I said to myself that I'd kill myself by June 1st if my life hadn't improved.
>tfw you're going to kill yourself in about an hour's time
>tfw no picture because you deleted everything from your computer so your family doesn't see what you have become
I'll all be over soon...
>>28969623
You should livestream it if you decide to go through with it
>>28969644
I'm just going to drink a bunch of alcohol and take a bunch of benzos, tie a bag around my head before I fall asleep. I doubt it'll be too exciting.
maybe it'll be in the news or something in the next week or so
>>28969623
pls dont do it man. itll get better
>>28968906
>the 4TH generation of Pokemon is a decade old
>>28969623
>>28969637
you losing nothing by dropping everything and starting over somewhere new. please dont lose hope
>>28969678
>was going to kill myself summer 2015 but held off because I hoped things would get better
>was going to kill myself summer 2014 but held off because I hoped things would get better
things don't improve arcanine
In exactly one month, my ex might deign to talk to me. I have no one else left man.
>>28969690
>Fucking DIAMOND and PEARL came out 10 years ago
It's too much anon
>>28969701
Actually you kind of do, depending on what you drop.
I personally gave it until I was 35 and if things didn't improve by then, I'd kill myself. Only 23 now but more and more every day, I think there's no reason to wait until that long to kill myself.
>freshman year of highschool was 5 years ago
>I still feel the same as I was back then
Remember anons nothing ever changes
>>28970179
I was actually super sheltered and somewhat happy before high school. Now I don't know what I am.
>>28970179
>High School Graduation was 5 years ago
You're right about that second part. On another note... get off of here while you still can. I remember when I was 18 thinking "oh, at least I'll fix my life by the time I reach my 20s" and then at 20 thinking "oh, I still have an entire decade", and now I'm 23 thinking "fuck. I'm about to enter my mid-20s with fuckall".
Can't even lie to myself anymore. Life is blurring by and there's nothing for me to do but play an increasingly hard game of catch up(despite the fact that 90% of all people haven't caught up to expectations either).
>>28970345
Same
I pretty much broke down the summer after middle school and cut off contact with all my peers
After that summer I went pretty much full robot
>>28970405
I would but without 4chan and the internet in general i'd be completely cut off from society
>>28967657
I used to love the summer.
>>28970345
I want to be sheltered again, I wish I didn't know about a world beyond my own immediate vicinity again desu.
i hate my life and am ashamed of it but i cant get the motivation to change it. It wouldnt even be so hard to do it. I know what needs to be done and i am more than capable of doing it. WHY DONT I JUST TO DO IT? HOW DO I INTO MOTIVATION?
>>28970418
Same desu. Its like I could tell that all the parts of life I had hated up til then were about to become the defining parts of life (organized sports become school sports, grades become do or die)
so I sort of just cut myself off preemptively. Shit has just been frozen since then
>>28970405
thanks, im leaving this place for good. don't want to see myself in this shithole 5 years down the line. gotta be proactive to make changes in my life, can't expect things to change when i'm wasting my time here
>high school graduation was 12 years ago
What have I become my sweetest friend
>>28970430
>I would but without 4chan and the internet in general i'd be completely cut off from society
>I'd be completely cut off from society
You are. You know that feeling when you step away from the computer after hours of browsing 4chan or whatever where you suddenly realize how alone you are? Yeah. That's your subconscious telling you the reality of the situation.
>>28970455
"If you won't do it now, you won't do it later." Seriously. Just remember that statement and realize that your mindset in the future will be similar to the one you have now. Later "you" won't procrastinate if "now" you doesn't either.
>>28970474
Good luck, m8.
>>28970486
Bless your soul m8.
>>28970179
>remember that girl who liked you back in highschool in 11th grade 5 years ago
>you completely dodged her offers to go out with her
>tfw you feel like you haven't grown as a person in those 5 years and still feel like you're 16
>tfw you remember today is literally her birthday
The only significant thing that I've done this year was buy another handgun and getting my permit to carry it. That's fucking it.
Fuck this gay world.
>TFW I will graduate from uni next year and have no fucking idea what to do next except become a NEET
>mfw the millennium was 29 years ago
>tfw we will all get old and die one day, that moment is only coming faster and faster.
Soon it'll be October, then New Years, before you know it it'll be 2020, then 2030, 2050, 2060 and there we'll be, on our deathbeds already.
>>28970771
Or get a job
>>28970863
But I don't really think I am able to do anything at all.
>>28968971
i actually eat like less than 1500 calories a day desu
I turn 29 this month
not sure how to feel
>>28971006
are you a lil girl?
>>28967657
Not going to give a damn
Why would I shed a tear for something out of my control?
Been down the road and the circumstances of me being anxious never resulted in achievement.
>>28967657
>kids born in 2000 are now16 years old>they probably have already had sex and you haven't
>>28970824
What comes after death is nothingness, then rebirth/reincarnation, as already been proven through our birth into this life from nothing.
>20th birthday in two days
I officially wasted my teenage years.
>>28968800
I had a bad feeling on New Years, and 2016 has been one of my worst years.
>>28971052
only physically.
how do I catch time and slow it down a bit?
it's going by so fucking fast.
>ate a full can of Pringles tortilla chips last night
>now have a hangover-like feeling
I'm getting old.:^(
>>28971060
tfw kids in family dismiss you for being the perma virgin adult
AAAWWWWW SHIT
THAT MEANS WORK IS GOING TO BE BUSY WITH FUCKING EBT NIGGERS
NO TIPS EITHER, FFFUUUUCCKK
What's funny is as you age time begins to pass even quicker. So if this year passed you by quickly, next year will be even more quicker. The ride never ends.
>turn twenty in a month now
>still a virgin
>still living with parents
>failed out of college
>no license
>no job ever
I'm going to try and kill myself again and get it right this time.
I miss full credits on Windows movie maker videos
>>28967657
>halfway through 2016
>Elliot Rodger died 2 years ago
>2006 was 10 years ago
>Crysis came out 9 years ago
>Shaun of the Dead is 12 years old
>>28971575
>teenager
>my life is over, it will never get better
kek
>>28971075
>30th birthday in 10 months
I officially wasted my 20s.
>>28968906
>The PS3 and Wii are a decade old now
>look it up
>it's real
it's already over we are just catching up slowly
>>28969690
>HeatGold and SoulSilver was released in 2010
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>The Xbox One came out three years ago.
Its happening too quickly.
>>28971678
>100th birthday in two days
I officially wasted my 90s
>30
>neet
>the self improvement stuff I have done this year could easily fit in just one day of work
Nvidia Geforce GTX 700 series are already very old.
>>28971575
>>28969623
Don't do it bros
>I've been out of high school for the same amount of years I'd been alive when I started high school
>>28972224
>still no fucking games out yet
>>28970179
I wonder if the nips have an r9k
>I'll learn japanese this year
>I'll learn how to draw this year
Almost half-way through it huh.
Time to die
>Be me this morning, try to make breakfast
>Fat fuck father already sitting there because he has the day off
>Later on want to brush teeth
>Fat fuck mother already standing there (stalking around in front of my room for more than two fucking hours straight wew) because ditto
>They changed their schedules again completely without notifying me, say they want to do bbq later on suddenly
Fuck this is why i prefer sleeping during most of the day, morning and noon is always a pain in the ass with these people
Also having lost your virginity doesn't make things significantly better, it just makes you want to kill yourself a lot less than before desu
>looking through old family photos from 15 years ago
>parents had started to really age back then, accelerated up to now
I hadn't realized just how old they are. Mummy and daddy are going to be my grandparents' age when I was born, except without grandchildren. Fuck
>>28972971
Just start learning Japanese anon. I don't want to sound like a normie, but you just fucking do it. Pick up anki, and grind through vocab. Make a habit of it. It's perfect self improvement for a robot because you don't have to talk to anyone. You just sit at your computer and memorise vocab and grammar. Then you get to start reading shit in nip. You get to learn and have fun reading yotsuba or some vn while you're at it. Then you get to move onto more complex stuff and you get this great sense of achievement. It's a long road, but we got a lot of time to kill.
>closer to 2030 than 2000
just end it
>>28968685
This. BRING BACK 2011 BROS!
>>28969200
i'll be 24 in august m8.
>>28973342
Turning 24 in December, what should i expect?
>>28973349
sadness with each passing year
I wish the days didn't pass so fucking fast.
>tfw you wasted your 20s having sex
>>28973460
-with men
>>28973349
the exact same way you feel now
>>28968685
>>28973329
same here.2011 4chan was great year for me because i was newfag threads on /v/ was crazy mostly shit but there are hidden gems
>>28973398
>wake up at 5PM every day
>day is officially 75% over
>>28967657
>Halfway into 2016
>Haven't achieved anything since 2012
>Haven't kept one single fucking promise
>Should be looking into improving myself
>Browsing /r9k/ instead
Just kill me now
>>28968906
>>The PS3 and Wii are a decade old now
>tfw still owned those two console.
>tfw i don't have any current gen console
>>28973545
>say i'll try and be more physically active every year now for 6 years
>end up taking the one 5lb weight and lifting it for about a week before I give up and wonder what the point was
>tfw been saying i'll kill myself every year
>never gone to do it
>tfw forever suffering life
i hate being alive
it's bittersweet, i wouldn't have it any other way
People I knew from middle/high school are graduating from uni
I'm a cc dropout, neet, and general failure that has pretty much ghosted from people and life when I can
I want to succeed but don't know if I ever can. I'm do terrified of failure
>>28968985
>>28973329
>>28968685
2011 was great year.
>tfw all those moments are gone
>>28973585
join the secret revolution
>can't remember my own new year's resolutions
why do i try
>>28968705
>>in RuneScape I refer to Construction as a "new" skill
>>someone in game told me that it's now ten years old
don't know why this hit me so hard
I remember when slayer was a new skill
>mfw turning 25 in less then 2 weeks
>>28973545
Similar here
>Last time felt happy at the beginning of 2013
>On steady decline ever since
>after 2,5 years of wasting my time in college I dropped out this January, NEET ever since
>anxiety through the roof, can't function normally, rarely leave the house
>distract myself from depressing thoughts by endlessly browsing 4chan and shit
Sweet death, please come ASAP
>>28973646
The Nihilist movement?
>I remember when a desktop PC or a laptop was the thing to get. Now, nobody gives a shit and all everyone cares about is a shitty smartphone.
>I remember the Pokemon craze in the 90's and now it is practically dead.
>Riding bikes, scooters, etc (something nobody ever does anymore).
>Seeing little kids talking to one another (never happens now).
I can go on and on, but I'm not going to bother, because you get the point.
>>28968705
>>28973706
Do you play OSRS?
>2006 was ten fucking years ago
fucking kill me
>>28968685
>Tfw 2009 was my turning point.
I-it's been so long now. so long.
>>28972805
Did you also officially waste THE 90s?
>Half Life 2 episode 1 came out 10 years ago
>>28973621
My best years were 2000 and 2007, but 2011 was still a pretty good one, maybe a 6/10 for me.
>>28973687
I gave up on making them a few years ago.
>tfw spent every year since 2009 wishing it was still 2003-05
>Now 7 years have passed, I've graduated high school, and let all that time slip away
>tfw sometimes I wish I could wake up at 5:30 AM tomorrow and know it's because I have to go back to high school just one more time
Like get with the times guys quit dwelling on the past XDDDDDD
>moot left 4chan a year and a half ago and I'm still here
>>28974890
>TFW dwelling in my parents basement.
>tfw 23 and keep getting older with no way to stop time
I wish I could just stay 21. Young but old enough to legally do whatever I want. Fuck
>>28974897
>the robot was turned back on about 7 months 8 days ago
>there are people on 4chan who came here after hiroyuki and probably have no idea who moot was
>1990 was 52 years ago.
>2:40 pm
LIFE IS OVER REEEEEEE
>>28974615
not OP but am currently going for full void and damnit I love the nostalgia
>tfw remember 15 years ago like it was just a couple of years ago
>i'm gonna be 40 in 15 years
>JUST, 1st 2016
>>28968906
>The year 2000 is now as far away from us as 1984 was from 2000, we're closer to 2030 than we are to 2000
I was born in 84. I'm going back to /pol/ fuck this
>>28968971
I'm actually very fit because I have body disphoria and don't want to end up like my obese brother.
>>28975308
Ah, well good luck on full void.
>>28968685
It was 2005 for me
I've been dead for 11 years
>tfw time wizard
>tfw have the power to slow down time in a bubble around
>tfw every day lasts a week for me compared to mundanes while inside this bubble
want me to share my power, bros?
>>28968685
2011 was the year of years. Never again will we experience the greatness of 2011
>>28969200
I'm gonna be 26 in a month. 4 more years
You guys are depressing as fuck. Halfway throguh 2016 is exciting. Closer to autumn, Halloween, Christmas, new years etc.
>>28974987
21 sucked. So what, you can legally buy alcohol
Getting it illegally from friends or brothers when you were 14 or 16 was way more fun. Bringing it to a gathering, being the one hooking every up. Getting invited back. Chilling in a basement, playing video games all night, getting drunk and making out, you can't do that in your 20s without a nagging sense of I'm too old for this shit.
Try sitting on a curb and eating fast food or drinking in public when you're 23 and see how you feel. Try sleeping on a park bench, climbing a roof, getting caught (by a civilian, not police) spray painting some shit, moshing at a punk or metal show when everyone's five years younger than you...you feel like trash, you should have a fucking job and a degree by now.
Taking public transportation becomes more embarrassing by the year.
>>28969200
>>28977460
Couple of months for me. I began hating my birthdays before my 15th
Cuckposting has been a "thing" for 5 years now.
>>28977546
Yeah but first we have to get through summer. God I hate summer. We should just erase that whole season.
>>28967657
>>>28974897
>>the robot was turned back on about 7 months 8 days ago
Holy shit, it felt like a few weeks ago
>>28977639
To me /r9k/ being revived as a board feels like yesterday, I remember Osama being killed around that time.
>mfw NEETS are actually worried about time
Fucking greaseballs, you're going to die in your parent's basement alone. Why do you even care?
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It feels like years have passed in a blink of an eye. Things were better once.
>>28968685
2011 was the year I graduated high school.
>Finally finished one of the biggest milestones of a person's life
>Had 3 months of sweet summer
>College after that to look forward to
>Didn't need a job
>Didn't have any debt or obligations
>Being a virgin wasn't a complete death sentence
I miss it so much. These last 5 years have sucked
>>28969200
Senpai I will be 30 next month. End it all.
felt like it all died after 2009, though 2010 and 2011 wasn't so bad, after 2013 it went all downhill, everything.
>each year going by faster and faster
>feels like time is going by too fast to actually even try and improve
just fuck my shit up paisen
Wish I could go back in time with all my knowledge and experience back to my first day of pre-school.
I could be Chad easily because I would know to not be a weird over-sensitive fatty
>first day of the month
rabbit,rabbit, fucking rabbit!
>mfw I can barely remember the last time I was truly happy
>>28967657
> I will be 20 in one month
man where did the time go? Soon I won't be a teenager anymore, just some regular old guy. Why can't I just go back to my childhood when things were simpler and easier, it's scary to think that soon I can buy booze legally.
>>28968783
i need a cigarette
>Borat came out 10 years ago
>tfw i only have 2 weeks left to study for university exams, so that i can at least get a chance to get into college and have my last chance at changing my shit life
>>28969623
Do it faggot, become an hero. Good riddance!
>>28971060
STOP
FUCKING STOP NOOOOOOOOOW
>it's been 7 years since boxxy was a thing
Jesus fuck, where did all the time go? No teenage camwhore will ever compare to her. I still get crushes on little girls that look like her to this day.
>>28967657
end it
just end everything
>>28969623
I've been telling myself that I will kill myself when I turn 30 for about 12 years now. I am now 29 years old.
I can honestly say that I'm just about done. I finally realize the difference between someone who is just seeking attention by using suicide and someone who legitimately is ready to die. Because I used to be that attention seeker. But now its different. I'm just tired, tired of being alone and tired of everything. I need to rest, a type of rest that sleep will not provide.
thanks OP for your daily reminder as to what the date is. You can't really be "shocked" at how "time flies by" when you're fucking keeping track of it daily like this.
>24
>neet for 4 years
>enjoyed the neet life for the first 3
>hate it now
>everyone i grew up with is graduating college or getting married
>feel like im frozen in time
>days blend together
>want to change my situation
>never do it
>mentally stunted. still feel like im 18
>>28971060
Thank goodness I gave up on saving myself for my husband, and just let my little brother fuck me for his 18th birthday.
>it's already been almost 3 years
>2016 is almost halfway over
>read the thread
>get depressed
>want to get drunk
>remember it doesn't help
>no escape
I'm turning 23 this month. I have a few days worth of memories from the past 7 years. Hell, I don't even remember if I did that think last month or 3 years ago.
>>28981242
>mentally stunted. still feel like im 18
I still think I'm 16. That's the last time I was a real person. That was 7 years ago.
I am 23 years old.
I have never worked at a job in my life and I have never fucked a girl. I have no friends and no chance of making any in this isolated village.
Fucking kill me.
>>28968685
fuck yeah when runescape wild and no trade limit came back
fucking happiest times of my life
>>28981287
>tfw no big sister (brother?) to let you have sex with them for your birthday
>>28981645
Not everyone can be so lucky, I guess. We've been doing it every couple weeks ever since, though. He can't find a girlfriend and I can't be bothered looking for a boyfriend, so it works out.
>Evanescence's Fallen and Linkin Park's Meteora are 13 years old
>6th-gen game consoles are now considered "retro"
>The Internet stopped being good at least 7 years ago
>The Simpsons Movie was 9 years ago
For the love of God make it stop.
>not being so full of despair that all you can do at this point is laugh
faggots
>>28981357
you're like me, except I don't live in a village.
I can't even dwell in the past because everything has always been fucking terrible. Fuck this nonsense.
>>28983082
Almost there.
>>28967657
Thishas been the best meme on /r9k/ for so many months it can be counted in double digits.
