ITT: shit that can instantly ruin your day
>>28967646
I don't get it.
originalmaterialthisisyes
>>28967646
I, too, hate whenever I see a random door with no indicating background art for reference
waking up
original post
women laughing especially women laughing behind me it makes me want to smash there skulls in
>>28967693
>>28967755
Hello, normie one and two!
this shit fucks me right up
>>28967693
>>28967755
these doors take more effort to open, especially if you are a germaphobe. Also they also tend to SNAG on people's belt hoops , wiring, or
This FUCKING house.
Some faggot lives in a shed, eats dog food, lives in a swamp, and sleeps on hay.
>>28967965
The fuck are you on about?I highly doubt this'll be original without adding some more text.
>>28967965
>Also they also tend to SNAG on people's belt hoops
That fucking happened to my keychain once. Got caught and started tearing a hole in my pants before I realized what happened and there were like 10 people that suddenly turned and looked straight at me.
I wanted to die.
>>28968008
SOME-
BODY
>go outside
>walking to nearby strip mall
>5 minutes away from house when you realize you forgot something at home
>people nearby
>look like an idiot when you suddenly walk back home
WANTS TOBY
>>28968008
oh that's Dockposter.
what's the problem?
>>28968008
8008ies
>>28968106
Dockbro is a talentless tripfag too lazy to work.
>going to work/school and realizing you forgot your phone at home
>>28967646
Sometimes just waking up, I feel wrong. The day doesn't go well from there.
>when something touches my head
any possibility of me enjoying the day is gone at that point
>>28967646
only for faggot Elliott, kek
>hearing normies talking about sexual preferences, atyipcals, and circumcision
>seeing a stranger I find extremely attractive
>head itches
>scratch
>feel lump
>shake hair
>spider falls out and drops on my chest
>instantly bolts up my chest, neck and hides behind my ear
>gently bump him off onto the ground
>put him in a cup and put him outside
>an hour later I look at the wall by the window and he's there
>put him in a cup again and walk a block down the street and let him out
>come back
>there's another spider on my door knob
>brush him off and walk inside
>see 3 more spiders in my living room
I'M TRYING SO HARD TO LIKE YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
>>28968008
Why would living in a house with Shrek ruin your day?
>>28968008
The dude is 7 foot something, a literal ogre.
>>28969718
>work out
>work on social skills
>develop interesting skills
>get a good job
>get a good education
>still get rejected by Stacey and fembots because my improvements mean nothing since I didn't have a sex life when I was 16
