>Brother wants to take me to a strip club tomorrow
I'm a 21 socially retarded KV. What should I expect? Tips on how to not lose my spaghetti?
>>28967566
why would you voluntarily pay to get blueballed? strip clubs are dumb
when they sit down and talk shit about the strip club and how they hate it there, they are just playing another character. if you tip and dont hassle them too much they might try to kiss you on the mouth. tip your waitress, shes not a stripper she doesnt get dollar bills all the time believe it or not. i like strip clubs in a certain mood and I think whores are pretty genuine. it will be nice, probably mostly nothing.
>>28967566
Eat a bunch of dirt so you get sick and can't go
expect a bunch of mediocre looking cokehead/meth head skanks to try and jew you out of money while they show you their tits
strip clubs are trashy places filled with trashy people.
>>28967566
>Strip club
Nigga tell him to pay a decent whore for you, strips clubs are a meme.
>>28967566
Don't go. You're paying money to see humans shake mammaries at you
>>28967633
this is the most /r9k/ suggestion i've ever seen for this situation and i endorse it
>>28967641
>expect a bunch of mediocre looking cokehead/meth head skanks to try and jew you out of money while they show you their tits
>strip clubs are trashy places filled with trashy people.
Translation to /r9k/
>Expect a bunch of mediocre looking neckbeads/virgin neets to try and convince you that women are dumb sluts while they show you how insecure they are.
>/r9k/ is a trashy place filled with trashy people
>>28967689
found the stripper
hi femanon want to be my stripper gf?
>>28967641
I've been to 2 stripclubs before. Both were on my 18th birthday as I was being dragged about by friends.
One was a meth-whore ridden hellhole like you mentioned. One was this really glamorous looking moulin rouge sort of deal. Expensive, but was actually quite nice.
Also the girls weren't drunk and had better titties.
>>28967566
Don't do it m8.
I went with my friends once for a senior year celebration thing in college. It was 1000s times worse than just generic porn. I'm not even talking about crazy fetish porn either. Like I generally got more turned on from vanilla pornhub shit than what they do in a stripclub.
And then they just try to bleed your money. It doesn't make sense. I've tried so hard to comprehend how people could actually go to something like this or hooters and I've yet to discover the answer.
Congratulations! You're lucky I was herebecause I have an inside perspective you are unlikely to find...
My name is Johnny Neptune, nice to meet you... When I was younger, I was hired as the DJ in two of Atlanta's most exclusive strip clubs... I thought I understood the industry, because what you see is what you get... Right? Not exactly... In fact, not at all... Not only did I act as DJ, but I also ended up managing as well... I learned a lot about the business, but unfortunately I learned a lot more about the predictably shallow depths of human psychology....
Before I tell you the actual course of action which takes place in strip clubs, allow me to explain the most important part... Guess who actually fucks the strippers?...
THE DJ... The DJ sucks every girl that walks through the door, whether it's a waitress or a stripper or a bartender... If it has a vagina and enters the door, the DJ fucks it..
NOW: the actual course of action which happens behind those doors... The short version? The absolute destruction of everything you have ever believed in, regarding the goodness in man and everything you ever thought you knew about sexuality... Those strippers are all on a downward spiral, looking for an excuse and a 'Handler'... Within short order, all of the humanity in them has been vaporized, as they go through the multiple stages, psychological keyframes which indicated their decline... They begin by thinking men are born suckers, which is absolutely true because men are disgusting idiots... Soon, they hate all men... For no particular reason. They literally hate every man on Earth although they continue to hustle and use them, albeit with less tact than they used at first..
Their job is simple: TO MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE 'DIFFERENT'.. To make you think that you are not just a customer... Otherwise they would never get to complete the process the grift on you... I'm going to continue this so pay attention dumbass... Nobody else is going to explain this to you
We have all heard the age-old Axiom about a stripper who is actually smart, saving her money, perhaps for college... I believe you've also heard about the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus... After they have gone into irreversible hatred of all men, they enter the next stage where they actually hate themselves with a passion, but this point they have run the course with cocaine and fucking niggers without condoms... They are generally using syringes and sharing them and can be considered hiv-positive by emergency room protocol...
( at this point, I would never fuck those strippers again. I only hit that shit when it first walk through the door )
Where does your money go? Invariably to the exact same place... Each of these horse has a completely worthless idiot sitting at home on her sofa... This boyfriend is always the exact 'same guy'... He's an uneducated pseudo illiterate 'misunderstood musician', you can't actually play any instruments whatsoever, just like he can't get a job and can't learn and can't do anything, so he sits on her sofa that she paid for, blowing through the $40 and she leaves him every morning on poorly-planned purchases of alcohol and a generally cocaine, because cocaine is a drug for stupid people and niggers... By the time she comes home he is agitated and angry and resentful because he doesn't like her whoring, but he likes working even less so he puts up with it... As soon as she gets home he wants to know how much money did they make, and the goal is to spend as much of it as possible by Sundown on drugs... Are you starting to get the picture here? I'm not done hang in there bucko
>>28967566
Have fun, get drunk, get blow, make it rain. Strip clubs are stupid but they are fun as hell you can feel like a real baller there its sweet
OP dont ask for a male stripper like you usually do
I don't understand why you're nervous. Expect naked women, guys who look even creepier than you probably do irl, and neat lighting and decor. If you're still nervous when you show up, drink something at the bar.
By this time, she has already advanced through several of the psychological stages each of them go through... The stripper has already long since become a whore, and that horse has now officially become an actual prostitute, because as you know just like with drugs, you always need a bigger high... a bigger tip at the end of the night... And with up to 250 businessman offering you the opportunity to perform acts of prostitution after work, so you can picture how blurred the lines become for the former naive young girl who thought she could handle the business instead of it handling her... They have already gone through the stage pretending that they are lesbian, and that never lasts very long, because they are actually prostitutes and now they have actually reached the point where the boyfriend on the sofa still gets the money but only once every 2 or 3 days because her life has now become the revolving Turnstyle of turning tricks for a former customer who has now become their unspoken pimp
>>28967963
a fake human connection, I imagine
iirc its mostly old men that go to places like hooters. They pretend to be interested and like you.
Its less about the tits and more about the company in that case.
>Average-looking Stacies take off their clothes and do retarded dances
>You're expected to throw your hard-earned money at them
>You won't even get a second glance from them unless you're some rapper who buys a $10,000 bottle of liquor
>It's "fun" to give away hundreds of dollars to see naked women who will not touch you
Just get a hooker, there are some good looking ones for the same price as what you'd be expected to spend in a strip club.
>>28967566
I don't know, I've never been to one. Even when my high school friends went to them a little bit when we all turned 18 I opted out. Too many normies. Too much woman worship. Waste of money. ree
>>28967566
>strip club
one of the lowest places for people to be, even to satisfy the nastiest urges.
unless you actually want to waste money just to see naked women shake their bodies and leave without sex, then don't go.
