Who else/longnose/ here?
I hate my nose man
Long noses can work if they're shapely.
>>28967501
How do you determine if a nose is shapely?
what the fuck is all over your face
>>28967552
by the shape
>>28968027
>>28968048
don't be a bitch-boi
>>28967501
>amy, I smell shekels
>have a big jew nose
>not even a jew
you can't make this shit up
>tfw big jew nose and not even jewish
>>28968359
>>28968377
I know that feel. Someone even thought I was.
Here's another angle
Does this mean I can go to Israel free of charge?
>>28967432
Same problem. I'm going to Thailand to have the hump removed and the tip deprojected.
It costs 2000$ for the surgery so I have to sell my car to go.
It's worth it though. It's my biggest confidence killer and my worst feature by far. People comment on it during roast sessions. Or my gf teases me for it. I act like it doesn't bother me but it kills me on the inside.
I guess I'm lucky I don't have a small dick or a deformity or something I can't change though.
>>28968377
That's it? You are fine. Sure it is on the bigger side, but it still works.
Coincidence? Surely not.
>>28968418
>gf
You know the drill.
Meanwhile tfw you just drunk some tea and your nose touched the water
>Be Jewish
>don't have a big nose
>have straight hair
>masculine face and body
>no obvious stereotypical Jewish features
>work a hard physical job
>always courteous and respectful
>not greedy
>red pilled
>want a beautiful white wife
>>28968418
>It costs 2000$ for the surgery so I have to sell my car to go.
holy shit, how much did the shills convince you to actually get a surgery for it? It may not be the greatest thing, but why would you be willing to sell your car to get it?
also,
>gf
>roast sessions
normie pls leave
>>28968497
Quickly Jew, I think I saw some shekels being handed out over on /fa/! Someone better go and check it out
>>28968411
How many piercings do you have?
>>28967432
A baby nose is infinitely worse.
>>28968551
What you say goy? don't make me come there and put a knish up your ass.
>>28968517
I can walk or take a cab for two months to permanently increase my self esteem.
I get schizobucks so I won't be having to walk to work or anything.
>>28968628
That guy is ugly and has wide hips.
>>28968622
No way. Long bumpy noses are way more unattractive. They make your jaw look weak af.
>>28968619
I don't have any, why
>>28968672
Idk, but I would probably trade with you. A big nose is masculine and gives character.
>>28968672
Does it effect how my jaw looks anons?
tfw no big nose gf
oregeno preggo mego lego my eggo
>>28967432
My girlfriend complains that my nose smudges her glasses when we kiss.
>>28968743
Your jaw looks pretty good but yes, I think it would look even stronger with a smaller nose. My nose is the same size but I have a more feminine face. Sucks.
>>28968789
Oh thanks man
>>28968622
Shiny you are so dear to me!
