>mfw the barber starts talking about sports
>not having your mother cut your hair/cutting your own hair
filename checks out
>tfw live in Australia but don't like rugby, cricket or AFL
>like soccer
end this feel
>>28967136
>cutting any hair at all
it's like you want to be spiritually dead
>>28967161
are you a wog or just a beta?
My fairly normie dad recently revealed to me that he has never cared about sports and he's only ever kept up with sports well enough to be able to have a casual conversation with anyone who asks him if he "watched the game last night" or whatever.
Anybody else do this? I look up the score if it's a major game so I can see who won so I won't be completely in the dark.
I fucking hate sports. I find most of them boring to participate and even worse to watch. They remind me of all the teams my mom put me on as a kid where I was publicly humiliated for my lack of coordination.
>>28967119
>tfw go to a black barbershop
>everyone is always socializing about everything from politics, sports, current events, their personal lives, old stories, etc.
>even people who walk in for the first time can find a good conversation and have some laughs
>ive been going there for a 2 years now and have seen a few barbers come and go
>tfw still dont talk to anyone there outside of "how have you been" or "thanks for the cut ma"n or "heres a tip"
i wish i wasnt retarded
at least listening to everyone else makes the time go by faster
this only happens when you become a regular. if you switch where you go every time and only cut every 1~2 years, nobody will make you go through that kind of shit, OP
>>28967171
Nah I lived in England for a few years and fell in love with it.
I like cricket but don't follow it.
Just talk about the greatest season in sports history anon
>>28967189
I'll watch pretty much any sport and enjoy it. The skill and physicality involved is usually pretty interesting. Your family sounds insufferable and meek desu
>>28967119
>Tfw my barber already knows I don't know shit about sports but he talks about it anyways
>He says that it's great to have someone who just listens and doesn't tries to fight him off
Weird guy, but I like him
>>28967277
>she thinks that's the greatest season in sports history
>>28967119
I literally grew out my hair until I could tie it in a man bun because I was too anxious to face going to a barbershop. A-At least I didn't have any awkward interactions.
>>28967277
Wrong pic, anon
:)
>>28967161
I live in Aus too, barber is a soccer fan, he goes for Liverpool and we have convos about soccer/football every time I go there, lucky I don't go for ManUre or he'd probably cut my hair like on that Beavis and Butthead episode where they glue on beards
>barber asks what you do for a living
>say I'm looking for a new job
>he asks what I did before
>say "I can't remember"
>never go to that one again because he thinks I'm a loser now
I just wanted a haircut.
>>28967380
>t. sportcucked cakeboy
>>28967119
>always got nervous and felt excluded whenever anyone started talking about sports because I fucking hate them and have never cared about them
>>28967189
I think about doing that. I'm also pretty open-minded so I've tossed around the idea of trying to get into basketball or football just to relate better to my brothers, who are all sports nerds. I personally don't care for most sports or sports culture.
Though I DO have a passing interest in MMA and professional wrestling, both of which I've only recently gotten into (though as a kid I used to pay more attention to pro wrestling; I'm really more getting back into that). Both of those appeal to me way more than mainstream sports. I've been thinking about getting into boxing as well, but modern boxing is a joke. A lot of the old school fights I've seen are pretty damn good though.
I also want to try getting into parkour.
>that satisfying as fuck moment when your dad asks you what sports do you watch and you tell him that you don't watch sports
God, what a great fucking feel, Dad. I do not watch sports. I do not care for sports. Now you know that I don't care about your normie interests. Finally you realize that I couldn't give a fuck about your pleb-tier hobby. How the fuck can you know me for over 20 years and yet not know that I don't care for sports?
Whenever a normie brings up sports I just say I don't like sports, I'm into nerdy stuff and they shut up about it lul.
>>28967487
Another wrong pic anon
>mfw when the barber asks me what I like to do
>>28968313
Legendary. Thank you for sharing.
