>that feeling when u have no bf
a/s/l
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I rented a cabin for 5 days and my friend doesnt want to come anymore, If anyone else is interested see >>>/soc/23857056
>>28966407
I just want to feel like I'm safe (from other people) for once. It's hard to get over being bullied nearly your entire school life.
>>28966469
I want a boy to hold me in his arms and tell me that everything is going to be OK and that he will protect me.
>>28966553
Original comment pl0x desu senpai ;^)
>>28966553
>I want a boy to hold me in his arms and tell me that everything is going to be OK and that he will protect me.
*want a chad
>tfw no S A D G I R L gf to hold in my arms and cuddle after having sex while listening to slowed down trap.
>>28966944
;~; I want dis
>day I'm looking for a robot bf
>get a couple skype adds
>the tallest one is 5'10
five
feet
ten
inches
like is this a fucking joke or something? am I living in my own truman show?
>>28966407
FUCK OFF IF YOU DIDN'T WANT A CHAD BF YOU WOULD HAVE ONE BY NOW
WHO HOLDS HER?
ITS NOT ME I'M A LONER
>>28966407
why does womens issues always comes down to wanting chad?
>tfw no brazilian model bf
>Be gay
> no bf
Chemical castration please
>>28967021
would add on skype but you're probably far away.
>>28967053
Le manlet meme
why do you guys want a BF/GF so bad?
companionship is cool but it's not even fun to be in a relationship, plus all "love" does is bring a fuckton of anxiety into your life
>>28967053
>tfw 6'4
>tfw no fembot to add on skype
>>28967165
Are you attractive too?
If so I will add u
i'm 6'5" what's up
>>28967160
>why do you guys want a BF/GF so bad?
>>28967180
That's subjective, I don't think so but a girl told me I was once so I don't even know m80
>>28967160
Because I'm a human being burdened with desires.
>>28967215
do you need to be loved?
>>28967120
sup bby u wan sum fuk?
orginainfeixa
>>28967160
>dying alone is cool!
>why aren't you edgy like me guys???
>>28967226
It's either being loved or suffering. Or maybe, it's being loved and then suffering because they inevitably leave you. I presume
>>28967160
hell i agree with you but itd still be nice to have someone to spend time with, like a best friend who you get to fuck
>>28967165
>>28967198
Are you guys proportionate? I hate hooking up with a big guy and seeing he only has a 6" baby dick
>>28967106
>tfw have a Chad boyfriend.
>he has been to house parties and they were 100% sex and making out.
>inform him I'm going to a friend's place.
>get asked what this house party is like.
>"Video games and alcohol, board games most likely... Probably will end up getting into a heated argument about politics... I guess?"
Our cultural differences are too vast, I'm not sure I can keep up with his Norman past, I always feel kinda sick thinking about all the Stacy mouth/pussy his dick has been in.
>>28967327
7x5.5 here, not the best in the world but I'm sure it will work. Where are you at?
>>28967383
Make sure you stick it in her whore ass.
Become this, and I'll be your bf.
>tfw no interesting yandere mentally ill bf
>tfw no robot bf to give footjobs to
>>28967459
>>28967462
Whoa, location?
>mfw guys think girls want big dicks
Seriously guys anything over 6" will hurt cause the vagina is about 5"deep, of course it can stretch but will hurt. Just like a thick dick will stretch and hurt. Your "average" size dicks are best...just saying.
>tfw no bf to send me money for food when i'm hungry
buy me a pizza and i'll love you forever
>>28967555
aaaaaaand back to tumblr you go edgy pizza whore
>>28966407
Reverse image searched this but I can't find the sauce. Anyone?
>>28967531
I will accept this as the truth because it makes me feel better. Thank you.
>>28967531
>tfw my 7x5.5 was the only thing i had going for me
>apparently it's a instrument of pain
>>28967531
there are girls who can take big dicks, but on average, anything over 6 inches really is hell
>>28966407
Do you have a kik??? I can help you with that. Kik me at sheane pls. I Might come off as weird at first but you'll get used to me haha :) What's ur kik? What music do you like??? Kik me! please.
>>28967828
Hey anon some girls like a bit of pain with their pleasure, so it's not bad to have a big dick. And the pain won't be terrible, it's like went you get a shot the insertion of the needle hurts most people.
Listen guys what I am saying is y'all have good dicks, and should be happy with them. Okay?
>>28967891
Agree, I actually get a little scared when it turns out the guy has a big dick
>all these people thinking this is a thread started by a real girl
>all the ones giving attention to the guy in front of his keyboard writing all this up
>all the poor robots with insufficient packages trying to delude themselves into thinking girls don't care
I swear, if I had a kill everyone in this thread button I'd press it at least twice
>>28967921
me too. i straight up won't get involed with a guy who is over 6inchese, it's unfair on both of us
>>28968043
I am a real girl
>>28968043
I usually don't bother trying to comfort guys here because they just think negatively for the sake of doing so, but seriously, it's not what you have but how you use it
>>28968043
>On average, the vagina is 3 to 4 inches deep during un-arousal periods, although some women have a vagina that is around 5 to 7 inches deep. As a woman becomes aroused, the vagina expands: as blood flows to the area, the cervix and uterus are pushed up by the upper two-thirds of the vagina to create more space.
Bam. This proves my point. Having an average dick is fine and preferred! Sorry I'm trying to help people feel better and that your mother never loved you. Stop being an ass wipe and buck up.
>>28966407
I would be any girls boyfriend or beta orbiter if they are in south america.
>>28968086
Then why aren't you responding to any of these betas? Surely you must want to soak up their attention.
>>28968116
>>28968129
I have a 5x4 and I'm just saying from personal experience that it's laughably small. Especially considering I'm over 6ft as well. Don't lie to fellow robots, you're not doing us any favors you know.
>>28968149
>south africa
may as well be from africa
>>28968167
Well I've never had sex so I'm just speaking via science, facts, and statistics. Sorry...I just thought I could try to help cheer y'all up.
>tfw you want to date the guy you're fucking and hanging out with every single FUCKING DAY BUT HE WONT BE CLEAR ABOUT ANYTHING YET ALWAYS WANTS TO CUDDLE AND BE CUTE SOMETIMES
>>28968167
I'm a girl, and I'm just saying from personal experience I don't really prefer big dicks because I suck at deepthroating but think what you like
>>28968191
Why do you think that? I have never been to africa, but it doesn't seems like sotuh america at all judging by the photos.
>>28968228
Boo hoo. Life is so hard for you. You whore.
