piss on your mom's bed then run out of the house and go on an adventure

she will be angry at you that you pissed on her while sleeping but that anger will quickly subside and become worry when she cannot find you

sounds like a fun day activity

>>28966051
haha my mom gets up before me though. I would like to do something like put a cashier in their place

>>28965953
just be yourself my main man

>>28966425
>put a cashier in their place
why? their life is a tedious hell of rotten ripe consumerism

>>28965953
become a tripsfag

>>28966483

This is actually good advice. OP is most likely a piece of shit anyway. Being an asshole will only further alienate him so go ahead man. Also, don't forget to post a thread tomorrow night blaming everything but yourself.

Good luck my man!

Stop wanting such a stupid thing.

>>28965953
Make a pipe bomb and put it a movie theater. You won't you fucking pussy.

>>28965953
Get beligerantly drunk and yell loud racist things in public

>>28966425

Wake up early and do it.

>>28966483
>>28967454
thanks a lot my men
>>28967129
sounds perfect. I want to feel big, powerful I'm just worried I won't be able to pull through