I am so drunk and depressed please help cheer me up fellow robots.
What cheers you up anon??.
This probably won't help, but I feel like shit tonight too senpai
>>28965651
:<
watch journey to the west, im drunk too and its just a really funny and intense movie in Chinese and also on netflix
>>28966131
Ill. check it out thanks for the movie suggestion anon.
>>28966066
Oh man that totally sucks anon what are you doing right now??.
>>28966385
Shitposting and drinking coffee. Trying to work up the will to play Overwatch or something to get my mind off of suicide.
>>28966420
Same shit posting drinking Pepsi to try & bring my drunk self down from the alcohol i had earlier although i do not think that is even helping at all & just listening to some music to try & get suicide off of my mind as well been so depressed recently.
Someday you will die, then your consciousness will no longer exist to suffer. And your drinking is likely expediting this.
All normalfags alive today will be dead within a century, or so old they're only "alive" because machines artificially control their heartrate, breathing etc.
Humanity will almost certainly go extinct long before Earth is destroyed.
Dogs exist. Moe~~ exists. Alcohol exists. So does cannabis, opium, synth opiates, psychedelics, and dissociatives.
Many video games can be emulated on a computer, or downloaded and played without paying.
Every day, at least one woman dies in childbirth.
>>28966629
Those are very wise words my friend also i wish the beta uprising would still continue /r9k/ needs a hero to stand along side our savior Elliot Rodger.
>>28965651
I'm drunk and depressed too right now. Been feeling shit for a while now. Also my birthday is in less than an hour and the only thing planned for tomorrow is to do some suit measuring/scotch drinking/cigar smoking thing for my brother's wedding. I'm not even buying a suit because I can't afford one and I don't like scotch or cigars. My brother scheduled it for tomorrow because he forgot it was my birthday but didn't change it because I don't have any other plans or friends to hang out with anyways.
If you can still coherently type then you aren't drunk
Until your gargling on vomit on your bathroom floor the you aren't drunk
Last month I was drinking like a 750 every two days.
I stopped and haven't had anything to drink for weeks and it feels pretty good.
I've even lost 5 pounds.
You should try it. It feels amazing.
>>28966796
That sucks that he forgot it was your birthday if i knew you anon i would totally hang with ya on your birthday happy early birthday bro wish you the best.
Here is some music for you anon enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpX8E-kavmI
>>28966844
Thanks for the suggestion anon.
>>28966796
Ah fuck I have to get fitted for a suit for my brothers wedding too. Fuck that I don't want to go. He made me the best man and I have to give a stupid speech and dance with his bride-to-be's skank ass sister. Fuck this.
>>28965651
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope
>>28967102
Tell him to fuck off & that you have no interest in being there & that you do not give 2 shits.
>>28966131
Watching now, pretty good actually.
>>28967253
Same i like it so far.
>>28966796
Hope you have a good birthday anon
In a better mood now thank you space robots for cheering me up.
