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Tyler Durden
Grifriend 2016-06-01 00:02:10 Post No. 28962720
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Grifriend Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:02:10 Post No. 28962720 [Report]
>Be me
>Have adopted Chinese girlfriend
>Right now
>Skype
>Won't stop laughing
>Dat feel when it turns me on
WHAT DO I DO?!?!?
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:11:57 Post No.28962917
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:11:57 Post No.28962917 [Report]
>>28962720
Please please please pleasssseeees kill yourself right now
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:14:15 Post No.28962965
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:14:15 Post No.28962965 [Report]
Maybe you should use her as a human sex doll
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:15:13 Post No.28962983
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:15:13 Post No.28962983 [Report]
Masturpate
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:15:20 Post No.28962984
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:15:20 Post No.28962984 [Report]
>>28962965
She is into BDSM. Maybe she'd like that. Thanks mayne!
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:16:41 Post No.28963012
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>>28962720
ask mummy for more good boy points
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:17:36 Post No.28963032
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:17:36 Post No.28963032 [Report]
UsE mAyOnNaIsE MaYnE
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:20:44 Post No.28963093
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:20:44 Post No.28963093 [Report]
>>28963032
Misaki, I know that's you! We're supposed to be having hot cybersex right now on skype!!
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Girlfriend 2016-06-01 00:21:59 Post No.28963118
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Girlfriend 2016-06-01 00:21:59 Post No.28963118 [Report]
>>28963093
You're the one still clothed- get the mayonnaise! Rub it on your tendies
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:23:00 Post No.28963144
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:23:00 Post No.28963144 [Report]
>>28963118
You didn't make me any nuggies though!
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Girlfriend 2016-06-01 00:24:27 Post No.28963179
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Girlfriend 2016-06-01 00:24:27 Post No.28963179 [Report]
>>28963144
Tuesday is twerk for tendies day
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:27:10 Post No.28963240
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:27:10 Post No.28963240 [Report]
>>28963179
I don't have much of an ass, but my penis is a propeller. I'll give you a helicopter ride if you want, babe.
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Girlfriend 2016-06-01 00:29:45 Post No.28963303
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Girlfriend 2016-06-01 00:29:45 Post No.28963303 [Report]
>>28963240
Swinging a nunchuck around as your penis does not count as twerking
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:31:10 Post No.28963335
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:31:10 Post No.28963335 [Report]
>>28963303
Your ass is so phat it jiggles when you walk. Why don't you get on your knees; face down, ass up. Let me phuk you anally and pull your hair. MMMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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Girlfriend 2016-06-01 00:32:06 Post No.28963361
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Girlfriend 2016-06-01 00:32:06 Post No.28963361 [Report]
>>28963335
Do want the butt plugs tonight, honey? I know you liked them a lot last night
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:34:24 Post No.28963413
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:34:24 Post No.28963413 [Report]
>>28963361
>Swinging a nunchuck around as your penis does not count as twerking
1.) You are Chinese. I'm just trying to bring more of your culture into our sex life (as nunchucks are of oriental origin)
2.) I loved when you had a butt plug up your ass last night. Get them. I'll use them to tear your pretty little asshole in half while I go balls deep into your vagina *slurp slurp skeet skeet*
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:36:12 Post No.28963456
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:36:12 Post No.28963456 [Report]
>>28963413
stop harassing you girlfriend
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:37:43 Post No.28963494
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 00:37:43 Post No.28963494 [Report]
this is so fucking autistic
sage
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:37:57 Post No.28963501
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Tyler Durden 2016-06-01 00:37:57 Post No.28963501 [Report]
>>28963361
>I know you liked them a lot last night
I'm quoting YOUR favourite novel when I say
"The orange juice tastes divine. It's thirst-quenching and refreshing." -Fifty Shades of Grey
>With that being said I'm hungry and would like orange juice (grapefruit juice)
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