>Middle aged man comes into the surgery
>Stinks of tobacco smoke
>Gets a cigarette out of his pack while he is sat in the chair
>Says that he could 'really do with a smoke'
>Wants me to give him a light
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>be ex smoker
>want to smoke so badly after reading this
>>28962558
if you're gonna make shipman threads, at least pair them up with a well though out clinical vignette
>>28962599
>faggot comes into thread
>critiques a shippost
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28962652
But does the patient have AIDS from his faggotry?
what was up with that thread. It was up for two hours and then died naturally, instead of being hit with a lethal dose of morphine instead.
Smoking kiIIs :^)
>>28963052
>died of old age
Haha subtle, friend.
