I'm going to order a pizza and maybe a side. I will choose a number every time and whoever rolls it gets to choose the current topping or whatever step of the online pizza maker is. However, we must first decide which company so whoever rolls a 9 chooses whether I order Papa Johns or Dominoes. There's no Pizza Hut where I live unfortunately but I guess if you roll a 9 and name something else, I can look for it.
Rollin for papa
Dominos nigga
>little caesars has no delivery so won't work
Dominoes
>>28961708
Dominos roll
Domino's because the pasta is delish
dominos roll m8
>>28961799
Domino's it is.
Whoever rolls a 5 or 0 chooses whether we go single custom pizza or try fishing for a coupon/deal thing.
>>28961835
Coupon, it's the only way forward.
>>28961845
Alright then. There's a shitload of coupons in my area so I will start posting them little by little because they can't fit a single screenshot. 7 determines which deal we get(please keep it under 30 though, I live alone and have no pets or anything to feed them 5 pizzas or some madness before they go bad).
>>28961891
2/3 I think. The last thing should fit in one more.
>>28961903
Yeah, there we go. I don't know why, but some of the deals seem objectively shittier than others.
2 large 1 topping pizzas
4 x 16 piece parmesan bread bites and a 2-liter.
Rolling for 4x 16 piece parmesan bread bites and a 2-liter.
>tfw no places that deliver to here via online orders
re-rolling for 4x 16 piece parmesan bread bites and a 2-liter.
Domino's stuffed cheesy bread
X-tra Large 3 toppings brooklyn.
Will you deliver OP?
Rolling for 4 of the 16 piece parmesan bites deal.
Pizza advice guys.
>Order pizza with dominos
>Doesn't turn up
>Ring shop, no one answers
Do you think i could get a free pizza out of this?? I order there a lot.
Medium 2 topping pan pizza.
rollin for 2 or more @5.99 each
You are going to eat 64 bread bites.
Re rolling again, 4 x 16 piece parmesan bread bites & 2-litre.
2 Medium 1-Topping Pizzas, a 2 Liter of Coca-Cola and an order of Specialty Chicken
Rolling for 64 bread bite combo again.
OP here, 7 alone might have been too much of a slugshot. Let's try both 7 and 8 since nobody has rolled those.
ask for cum as topping
Rolling for the 64 bite combo thing again,
4 of the bread bite deal.
>>28962119
>>28962144
>>28962046
>>28962041
peoples??? advice please
>>28962064
rerolling for my normal order 2 or more @5.99 each
GET THE FUCKING BREAD BITE COMBO THING ALREADY FOR FUCK SAKE THIS FUCKING BOARD.
Trying again.
4 of the bread bite + drink.
Include pics when you order, and it arrives, boss.
>>28962171>>28962194
>>28962152
>>28962095
>>28962069
>making some anon eat 64 bread bites
>making some anon pay $20 to eat 64 bread bites
y'all are evil
>>28962205
Well I'm trying my fucking best.
Rolling again for the 64 bread bites.
>>28962194
Helping you out m8
inb4 op is a fag
>>28962237
Unfortunately, we are limited to only 1 coupon type per order it seems. But hey, we wanted 1 side and 1 pizza anyway so it works out well!
2 and 6 roll for the pizza coupon or custom pizza if you wanna go wild with choises.
>tfw slightly gluten allergic
>dodged a bulletI'm also lactose intolerant. I only eat Pizza like once a month or two.
Also, which dressings for the this bread?
First 3 replies choose 1 type of dressing each.
>>28962341
Quite disappointed to be honest.
Blue cheese.
Rolling for the brooklyn xxl pizza.
>>28962393
Yeah, sorry about that buddy. I had no idea there was a limit on the coupons but if it makes you feel better, I would have actually ordered it was the limitation not in place. You fucking madman.
Brooklyn, no sauce or cheese, red onions as the topping, pentagram cut
>>28962431
That's ok chap.
Rolling for OPs choice of second coupon :-)
>>28962476
We'll go Brooklyn as your choice, but however we are doing this one step at a time.
Also, 3 and 9 choose drink.
>>28962476
oh and ask them to draw a dragon on the box
>>28962529
ah ok then
rolling for diet coke
>>28962378
rolling for garlic sauce
>>28962378
Marinara nigga.
>>28962529
Dr Pepper, the drink of the intellectuals.
>>28961708
Domino's , ma due
>>28962529
Sprite. Rolling for that, of course.
>>28962163
Place could have been robbed. They're probably all dead, man.
>>28962644
Rerolling/reloading/original comment
>>28962529
Sprite if 3, Pepper if 9.
>>28962681
Re-rolling for sprite if 3 and pepper if 9.
>>28962476
>Brooklyn style
>literally burning your money on less pizza
>>28962735
They aint our shekels mate
Here it is friends.
4 chooses sauce (one of the types here light/normal/extra)
8 chooses cheese (none/light/extra/double/triple)
>>28962773
Extra sauce if 4.
no cheese if 8.
>>28962773
Rolling for extra sauce.
>>28962798
>no cheese
You know, being lactose intolerant I am sort of alright with it, though I've never tried it before.
>>28962773
Extra sauce
whoever rolls a 5 decides how much I tip the delivery cuck
50% up to a maximum of $11.65
>>28962872
P-please don't impersonate me. I don't want to tripfag.
Normal sauce or extra cheese
Delivery driver here: OP, please make sure to tip at least $3. Although $5 is much more appreciated
>>28962773
Rolling for light sauce and light cheese
Gotta save those calories man
Normal sauce
>>28961835
Coupn deal rill
>>28961708
papa johns taste disgusting cold, the cheese seperates from the base and goes stale. for that reason you should get dominos.
>>28962872
Rollin for 10 bucks
>>28962948
If you expect me to tip $3, tell Domino's to quit adding a $3 delivery fee to every order.
Alright boys, 3 toppings. Let's try 3, 6 and 9.
>>28963015
Forgot my pic, here are the choices.
>>28963004
Sofa king close
Rollerino 2
Erm, the tip guy was some other anon impersonating me. There's no roll for tipping. I just automatically tip 10-15%
>>28963021
Rolling for black olives
Because nobody wants olives on pizza
>>28963021
Pepperoni
Because I like pepperoni and I like you OP
>>28963013
Come on man, don't be a dick. The driver doesn't see any of the delivery charge and they make less than minimum wage. Surely if you're ordering pizza you can spare $3
>>28963059
Oops, sry bout that m8
>>28963021
Cheddar cheese, Feta Cheese, and shredded Provolone Cheese
>>28963021
Rolling for jalapeno business
>>28963021
sliced sausage, onion, and green pepper
>>28963086
>>28963113
>OP will let us order anything
>give him a cheese and pepperoni pizza
D E V I L I S H
>>28963086
>Because I like pepperoni and I like you OP
Y-you too. 1/3Thanks for not making an anchovies, onion and pineapple pizza.
>>28963113
One topping per roll, friend. Choose one. 2/3
>>28963130
Aand 3/3
>>28963021
onions, spinash and jalapeno peppers
Still need a topping for 9?
Rolling for hot sauce
2 picks the bodily fluid I put on the pizza and try to return it with
>>28963149
>>28963113 here, I choose the shredded provolone cheese
>>28963166
Rollin for hot comes
Rolling for jalapenos
1 and 9 for special instructions. First roll for bake, second roll for cut.
>>28963209
Rolling for well done
>>28963209
Well done.
Uncut (like me ;-) )
Normal bake and uncut
>>28963209
well done
pentagram cut
Papa Johns hands down better choice than Dominos greasy shitpile pizzas.
Ask for extra sauce and every Papa Johns pizza becomes superior.
>>28961708
I choose Papa Johns.
>>28963209
Normal bake
>>28963209
Rolling for special instructions: deliver to door with pepe drawing on box
>>28963246
actually wait scratch that, have them cut it into octagons
>>28963209
Normal bake m8
>>28963277
Reroll for kek has willed it
>>28963209
Uncut, unlike your mutilated dick :^)
Normal bake
special instruction; Pentagram cut
>>28963259
Oh neat, I want Well Done or Square Cut. For special instructions write "Draw a robot"
>>28963209
Uncut just like OP :^)
well done 2x
>>28963209
We now have well doen in the bag so I will roll for uncut to make anon cut the pieces himself
>>28963333
Wasted quads
Uncut, unlike your cock.
Special instruction:
Star of David cut
>>28963209
Pie cut nigga
>>28963340
Uncut is pretty smart cuz those asshats dont know the proper way of divvying a 'za
>OP will never get to eat his pizza because anons can't manage a roll with 20% chance
Rolling for triangle cut
>>28963378
rolling for star of david cut.
>>28963277
Rerollllllllllll11111
>>28963427
I'm so hungry.
Time for checkout. 5 and 0 choose my tasty desert.
>>28963496
Fucking expensive
Rolling for cinnastix
>>28963496
GET THOSE CINNA STIX CAP'N
>>28963496
Brownie, ofc.
>>28963496
Rolling for the cinna stix
>>28963496
chocolate lava crunch cake
I had it. It's pretty gud
>>28963496
No dessert. You need to lose weight
Rolling for "No, Go to Checkout"
>>28963542
Fucking A. I want OP to get his lava cake.
>>28963496
no dessert
>>28963522
Kek keeps willing me on
Cinnastix he says!!
>>28963560
Damn, ok then.
>>28963560
why would you do that
OP needs energy!
Alright, friends. It is done.
>>28963638
Please post pictures once it's delivered.
>>28963638
Rolling for commit suicide, faggot
>>28963638
Nice, enjoy your meal
>>28963638
coming to your house right now to steal your pizza
>>28963638
every fucking time, 4chan makes some poor soul order a pizza with no cheese. its criminal
>>28963638
Enjoy anonYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28963684
What for? I guess I can.
>>28963695
P-pls no.
>>28963732
It's just fun to see the consummation of our rolls in physical form.
>>28963638
MFW OP forgets to censor out his address>>28963638
>>28963754
OH FUCK
I got this.
>>28963859
I got this too ;)
>>28963638
I've found his apartment complex, OP lives in apartment number B357. Address is:
8789 Spectrum Center Blvd #B357
San Diego, CA 92123-6454
Any other robots close enough to OP that he can have someone to share it with? I'm way down in Texas so too far.
>>28963859
Too late faggot
>>28963897
>>28963754
stop it guys, don't scare off OP. we have to see the pizza
Time to start mailing suspicious parcels to OPs house
just mailed my penis to you op
enjoy it
>>28963898
>tfw op lives in a nice apartment
>>28963897
>>28963898
>>28963926
>>28963936
They call me retard master.
>>28963898
Somebody send OP a giant ton of lube on amazon, please. Or morphine, morphine works too.
Waiting for results pic :)
>>28963747
>>28963684
>>28964447
Here it is, sorry for the delay.
Also, please don't stalk me really tall Mexican guy who called me a faggot while walking by me.
>>28964461
>getting pizza instead of mexican pussy for dinner
>>28964495
>mexican pussy
That was a dude. He was pretty tall too, like 6'3 easy.
>>28964814
Boipussy is still pussy ;)
>>28964854
He'd probably just make me his bitch though.
>>28964461
>no pentagram or star of david cut
0/10, you disappoint me OP
>>28964814
I don't know why I linked to that post, but I was referring to Tijuana
>>28964886
The only options for cut were pie, uncut and square, though.
>>28961891
I work there. The best deal is the 2 medium one toppings with the drink and cookie brownies.
>>28963956
>tfw you will never play Kramer's hentai adventure
>>28965167
>too retarded to use google
gg
>>28964461
>they put cheese on it
way to bait us, faggot
>>28965194
The second roll guy chose cheese as one of the 3 toppings.
>>28963113
>>28963898
Lol, I'm literally 10 minutes from OP
>>28965263
go take his pizza
>>28965314
Don't be an asshole, but >>28965263 can still provide himself as a person that OP can share the pizza with, unless he's a fatass who can eat a whole pizza himself.
>>28965314
Im already in bed, I'll stop by tomorrow
