*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*muffled ebonics from your living room get louder as he finds your room*
AYO GIB ME WUN REASON YA OUGHTA LIVE NIGGA GIMME ONE REASON I SHUNT SQUEEZE DA TRIGGAH
I'll suck your dick and be your whiteboi bf
>>28961346
Just get it over with
Make it quick
I'm a graffiti artist
Letting me live is literally making your neighboorhood prettier
Let me throw out the cum rag first.
>>28961346
JUST
FUCKING
SHOOT
>>28961346
Let me hide the poop bike first.
end it bruh
"Grab the tv and go"
Literally no one breaks into your house to kill you unless they know you. They just want your valuable shit.
Thank God. Please do it so I don't have to.
>>28961346
Oh b-boy someone finally came over.
P-please. Have a seat, Anon. I'll get you Mountain Dew.
>>28961346
"Since I live on the 5th floor and you did not enter by door, you either have alpinist gear or able to fly. I can't see any gear on you. I want to learn how to fly before dying"
go head nigga, blast me
I'm saddened by the lack of teleporting katanas in this thread
>>28962135
Jose? Is that you?
>>28961346
>grab gun
>shoot nigger first
>>28961346
I CAN'T
KILL ME NOW JUST DO IT
IT'D AT LEAST BE COOLER THAN DYING OF HEROIN OR DROWNING IN A LAKE LIKE MY OTHER FRIENDS
>>28962135
>sad because you can't read a tired ass meme
Tch, you think a gun can kill me?
*throws smoke bomb*
*gun fire erupts the room*
*teleports behind shooter*
You're trigger finger is quick, but it's no match for my quadruple folded gold lined katana.
*shooter turns around and shoots*
*Cut the bullet in half and slice up inferior handcannon*
Tsk, tsk, you shouldn't have done that
*lowers fedora*
*Jumps back and slices the wind scar, leaving my opponent in ashes*
>>28962353
nothin personal kid, just another day of work fightin' evil for the goodwill of mankind.
>not grabbing your katana and making quick work of him like eating a bag of Doritos
just end it dude go on and deliver me from suffering
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>>28961346
hello sir, would you like to see my weapon collection?
