Actual robots of /r9k/ who have become fully self-aware of their situation, just for how much time do you expect to be on this board until you properly try to get your life back on track (or atleast to some degree)?
I didn't broswe this board regularly until September of last year, and it wasn't until April before I really tried to get shit done.
Pic related, I scored 63 and am apparently a cyborg according to this (although I feel like a minor robot), but I'm still improving as of today.
>>28960239
I'm going to be here for one more year, then I'm going to kill myself.
>>28960239
Wizard apprentice here
I got to finish school which will allow me to work away from society, and then I will go full antisocial
>>28960239
Got 85, feels good man. I was a bit lenient though, my real score is probably somewhere in the cyborg range.
>>28960239
53
I literally got 0 points from the "Social" category out of a possible 47, just in case I needed a reminder that this is all completely self-inflicted.
"Slightly strange". I'll take it.
123
I was a robot, but then I stopped going on 4chan. The first seventeen years of my life were just me overthinking my life ad infinitum. I was always worrying about women and social situations as if they mattered so god damned much, which was only made worse by my very limited social exposure, especially during high school. I kind of just got tired of feeling sorry for myself when I realized that it wasn't helping my situation in the fucking slightest. I have an IQ somewhere to the effect of 130 paired with some ADD, so I still feel like an aspie on occasion, but I just try to learn from my blunders and do my best to play things off as charming.It helps that I'm pretty
>>28961836
If you were truly a robot, how did you recover so much? I guess that the early start at age 17 helped, but still.
>>28961836
I started this overthinking somewhere around age 14-16. I never really got rid of it. I didn't mature socially until age 18, and it's been a process ever since (I'm 20). Overthinking is my biggest problem, in every social setting but mostly around women, where I'm almost unable to hold a normal conversation.
Is it just a matter of maturing and realising? I'll keep working towards bettering myself, but it feels like there's a switch that needs to be turned, like there is with so many other things in life. Got any advice for an almost-normie?
>>28961888
I started going on /b/ when I was only 12, so yeah you could say I had a bit of a head start.
>>28961987
I'm in a similar situation as you. I can get anxious and kind of blank out completely in terms of socializing or being able to hold a halfway decent conversation, but I also think that I can be drawn to those who I don't really have anything in common with and awkwardly try to force some sort of friendship or w/e. It happens mainly when I'm around a girl who I feel is out of my league or in a party scenario or am high in a less-that-familiar place. Otherwise, I'd like to think that I'm an enjoyable person to be around, and I have reason to believe so. I'd say you probably are too.
I like to believe that pic related is the real secret to happiness. ):)
>>28960239
a year ago I got "slightly strange"
today I got "cyborg"
at this rate, I'll be a grand wizard by 30. I'm ready.
64, sounds about right.
I think I'll probably be here forever no matter how good my life gets. It's the only place that feels genuine anymore.
I don't plan on leaving this place until school starts again. Then I'll have to stop lurking till 3 in the night
35 points, almost got wizard apprentice
>>28960239
I got 90 god bless
>>28962935
nice ban
>>28960239
124. Be mad, I fucking hate robots
>>28960239
22, how the legitimate fuck are people actually getting anything over 50? did i miss out on the tutorial for life? I didn't even get to choose my class.
>>28963474
26 here will you be my mentor
32, and I've been looking for a waifu pillow that suits by needs to settle down with. Anyone willing to set me up?
>>28962935
have fun big guy.
>No smoking addition +1
>Don't smoke weed/only occasionally +1
?????
>>28963512
I most certainly will, while remaining original.
>>28960239
>28
>Wizard Apprentice
I just turned 30 so I'm an actual wizard though.
>>28960239
Apprentice.
Probably 7 more years, then it's balloon time.
>>28960239
"I know im going to be considered successful"
>129
>>28963597
Smoking as in tobacco.
I smoke weed but not tobacco and thus I only got one of these.
I got 49, which I did not expect. Last time I think I got 58. I really don't feel like I've grown more robot, maybe I'm just getting used to it.
How did I get 125 I'm not like a chad I thought I was just a normie
>got Chad
>never had a GF
This chart is bullshit
Huh. I'm an upper class robot, close to cyborg. Seems like my shit's getting worse.
>>28963406
145 are you on here uust to veiw into the minds of social outcasts too?
>>28960239
118. You can do it robots.
>literally NEET who never sees anyone, does anything but who somehow managed to get a girlfriend for a few weeks while 15
>chad
ok
>>28960239
I got 84, was expecting lower
93
I don't know how. I feel like everything's always just getting worse.
>>28960239
As much as I might like to think that someday I will start getting my life back on track, I know for a fact that nothing will come of these desires. This board will be my home for the foreseeable future.
Wizard apprentice here. 34 was my score. I'm doing it. I'm almost a full wizard.
>>28960239
I got 4 more points today, I kissed a girl for the first time
>>28960239
144
mostly here to harvest the dank memes and bring them back to the normieverse
63. Cyborg bois.
I only had two or three in the mental section, and got only one in accomplishments. The description is pretty accurate actually. I've always had a disconnect with people, even romantic partners, family, and that person that's like your other half. There's always some amount of distance that just keeps it from clicking.
This is flawed. I scored 119 and I barely leave the house or have any real life friends, not to mention depression that gets pretty serious sometimes. I also don't have a girlfriend and haven't had one for over a year. Just because I'm considered "Chad" by this metric doesn't mean I am.
>>28960239
Scored a nice even 50 on that test.
My life isn't really improving and I'm going nowhere at this point.
I can see myself staying her for the foreseeable future, at least until I get my shit together and stop living with my parents that is...
31 points.
Most of them came from physical.
If I wasn't decent to look at I would be Wizard tier for sure.
166.
why am I even here?
also why does it keep calling my comment unoriginal. fuck off
Didn't bother to finish but I'm somewhere in the upper 30/low 40 range.
Huh. 116. Apparently I qualify as a chad.
>>28960239
I scored 24 on this when I took it last time.
I know that there's something wrong with me, but I feel like it's too late for me. I hate normal people and stay away from them.
Even if I asked for help, I would consider changing a bad thing.
Cyborg here, augments when?
>>28970853
After seeing your counting ability, I'm doubting that future higher education checkmark is going to come as soon as you hope
>>28970853
What the fuck you bitch? You scored around 60, not 166, why reply fishing you sack of meat?
This is a flawed test. I'm a closeted zoophile and I still scored 111 and I definitely wouldn't call myself a normie.
>>28971328
Apparently the crossed out ones are the ones that don't apply to them.
I added it the same way as you the first time and then realized that made no sense, the numbers were too different.
>>28960239
26
I was killing the physical, mental, social, accomplishment was tough though. fucked on accomplishment because I have skills not hobbies and I don't consider them talents. awards and things I have them but I don't feel proud of them,
104
i knew i'd be normie
>>28971383
Apparently the logic does not apply to them either
>>28971291
>>28971328
I checked the ones I didn't get. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to see the numbers to add. Retarded robots
>>28960239
Scoring 134 with a job that pays 16.27/hr.
I have 101 points, but feel I'm a cyborg, because I'm a kv.
However, thinking about it, if I had like only 2 gfs, I would have enough points to be a Chad.
Too bad I have oneitis, and just can't think about other girls romantically.
>>28960239
116
Come on robots, step it up.
>>28960239
98
I am definitely not a normie, I class myself as slightly strange. I reckon I would actually be a normie but I'm on the autistic spectrum and grew up in a socially isolated and violent/angry household with an obsessive and controlling overbearing mother, I lived in fear for like the first 13 years of my life and have developed complexes and natural distrust of people from it
Having said that, you can be slightly strange but use that to your advantage if you can find people who are similar to you. Normies who study STEM at top unis are much different to your run-of-the-mill town normies
155, doing higher education. Not a chad, better than most normies
