>yesterday
>baby cousin, 5, "graduated" from Pre-K so he had a party
>don't really give a shit about him, just play EarthBound on my 3DS the whole time
>speak when spoken to, give him his gift, have some cake, leave
>fast forward to just now
>get a call saying that "his parents are furious with me for telling him that his baby brother, 6 Months, is a stupid little baby"
>"well what the fuck, I barely even talked to anyone, why would I say that?"
>"well that's what I said, but text [his Mom] and tell her you're sorry"
>"but I didn't do anything"
>"I know, but just do it anyway"
I tried to spend my Monday off playing EarthBound and this is what I get? Literally no one says they heard me say that, but because her son said it, it must be true.
>>28959683
op whats your height/weight?
>>28959762
I don't think that's relevant to OP's story at all.
>>28959762
5'3", 99lbs, why?
>>28959800
You are either an underweight manlet, an underweight underage or a girl.
Holy shit man your lifes so hard omg i remember when i was 12 lol life was never as hard as then XD
>>28959800
what a little faggot you are, friendo. just what I expected.
why are all autists like this? god I want to beat the fuck out of you.
brb fucking a stacey on Wednesday, umad?
>>28959828
Underweight Manlet, I just turned 19.
>>28959800
>>28959852
How big is your dick? You should just become a trap desu
Treat your family with some fucking respect you edgy little shit, I feel bad that they have to put up with you. I have a nephew like you who treats his cousins like shit and everyone hates him.
>>28959850
die norm
>>28959800
manlet brother, just tell your mom to fuck off, don't give the lying little cunt any more presents either
>>28959852
Want to be my gf thoo?
>>28959933
Not my Mom, his Mom. I gave him Pokemon Cards and let him play video games with me when he's grounded but no, it's fun to lie and get me in trouble, I guess.
You must be +18 to post on 4chan. Come back in 6 years.
>>28959921
>>28959962
neckbeard detected, have fun settling for scraps
>>28959933
lel stay jelly cunt, pic related is me. what the fuck you gonna do?
>>28960015
nice ass faggot
blox
>>28960015
Even if that is you, at 5'3 you just look like a compensating little dwarf.
>>28960026
Yeah nice mantits you beta phaggot, have fun fapping to pics of fake trap girls while I go out and penetrate REAL girls with my big uncut cock.
>>28960107
I'm like 6'1 the fuck you talking about?
>>28959683
so what? just don't do it if you feel so strongly
>>28960015
>detecting neckbeards
you are aware of where you are right or are you just slow?
OP I know that feel. Kids birthday parties are probably even worse than normie parties for robots like us
>Cousin had his 6th birthday recently
>I was forced to attend, literally had to take a day off work because 'my family hasn't seen me in months'
>Buy him a present it was some fucking toy dinosaurs
>at the party
>quietly stand in the corner whilst the children are playing and family are talking
>don't want to talk, speak when they speak to me
>eventually dad notices I haven't said anything
>tells me to go and play with my cousin
>tells me to take the dinosaur toys from the table and go to play with him
>he is outside in the back yard on a bouncy castle
>tell dad he won't want to play with me
>he fucking insists I go to play with him
>I uncomfortably take a Stegosaurus and a Triceratops and walk into the yard
>walk past several family members who are in the yard talking including qt cousins
>walk towards the bouncy castle
>cousin is bouncing and having fun
>shout his name to try and get his attention
>can feel the gaze of everyone wondering why I am holding these dinosaurs
>cousin doesn't pay attention to me
>don't want to go inside and get bitched at for not trying
>shout 'THE DINOSAURS ATTACK THE CASTLE'
>throw the stegosaurus at the bouncy castle
>it hits some little shit in the face
>he falls onto the floor crying
>like 6 people run over in a panic
>kid is bleeding
>I want to apologise
>can't reach the kid
>manage to run away and hide in the bathroom
>somehow nobody found out what I did
>12 years old
>at the zoo with 7 and 8 year old cousins
>at one point, jokingly tell the younger one that I'll push him into the pit with the lions
>few days later, my mom got called by his mom for "threatening to throw him into a hole", mom grounds me
>13 years old
>playing vidya at friend's house
>his 6 year old sister keeps taking the controller out of my hand
>tell her 'come on, don't be dumb'
>next day, told I can't come over anymore because I called their daughter a "stupid idiot"
>>28960175
nah there are some normal girls and dudes here, but I can smell your fat stench from a mile off
maybe you're just the slow one ;)
>>28960196
>taking shit from family members
promise to never again. just get money and pay them back for raising you (but not too much because they failed you) and that be it
>>28960228
rekt ;^) (make this post original)
>>28960196
>qt cousins
This is a weird feel. I always feel nervous talking to my attractive cousins, even though I know they're part of my family and that I'd never even think about that shit. But I guess I am thinking about it, because I'm feeling nervous talking to them. This can't be uncommon though, right?
>short enough to be manlet
>too tall to be cute
>>28959683
>play earthbound on my 3ds
>3ds
explain
>>28961016
Virtual Console, senpai.
>>28959800
Hey bb u wan sum fuk?
