>be me
>live in hamburg
>go to the beach
>see two muslim men sitting on the sand
>they decide to go for a quick swim at the sea
>leave all of their belongings on the sand unguarded
>walk there
>take theirs two backpacks and leave unotticed
>go home and analyze my profits
>two I-phones and two wallets full of euros
who /devilish/ here
>>28959062
Pretty devilish desu, they weren't even rapefugee muzzies considering how much cash they had, they were just rich muslim citizens. Either way congrats on the profits.
>>28959124
A mouse born in a stable is not a horse.
>>28959169
Sure they aren't but they're rich so you could assume that they either got lucky or are somewhat productive.
>>28959062
You are less than fucking trash. Thieves are nothing but parasites.
>>28959124
nah, the rapefugees are the rich/middle class ones. the poor in mudslime countries can't afford the trip to Europe
>>28959244
stealing form muslims is my job?Dont judge me m8, it is not like I am stealing from these people anyway , 90% of them have government welfaree that will pay back their losses later.If anything I am stealing from the government.I make a point of only stealing from muslims, never from other europeans or fellow bernds.You can actually make quite a bit of money form that , is just so damm easy.On my best month I got about 3000 euros just by chilling on the beach.
>>28959244
no, he is a hero. anything that makes mudslimes feel less welcome in Western countries is a good thing
>spotting two Muslim men at the beach
>not shooting one
do it for /lit/
>>28959062
>who /devilish/ here
>mods banned banned me for posting porn on /v/
>webm was cropped so there wasn't any porn
>be me
>live in London
>walk into store
>pick up sandwich
>walk out without paying
D E V I O U S
>>28959289
I realise now why the severing of a thief's hand was such a popular practice. One they should bring back.
>>28959301
Kys tripfaggot, God hates those who seek the validation of others. Not to mention thieves too.
>leaving college, in the parking lot almost at car
>dumb slut pulls up next to me and asks where building X is
>oh it's the two story building down the street there
>oh thanks! and drives off
>it was actually the small building across the parking lot I just came from
>>28959062
> two I-phones
Get rid of them or you are caught. It is possible to locate a lost(or stolen) iPhone, Apple provides such service. And guess what is going to happen after they find their stuff in your possession?
>>28959313
This was my first thought, woulda been a better story
>>28959062
I hate mudslimes too anon but don't be a piece of shit. Thieves are garbage, if you're a thief you're on the same level as the rapefugees do you want to be like that?
Devilish threads are supposed to be lighthearted and ridiculous you're not supposed to actually be committing any crimes.
Of course this is assuming you actually did do this and you aren't just another pussy spinning stories about what a badass you are.
>>28959289
Oh, and you should also not hang out in one place for to long. A lot of crimes in the same area attract cops attention. It's simple as fuck.
make sure to turn off / disable iphones so you can't be tracked
>>28959062
You need to get rid of the I phones. They can locate your position!
How many Euros you "achieved"?
>>28959062
>Not impregnating their daughters and announcing in front of them you will be raising the children as atheists.
>>28959062
that's not being devilish. that's being a nigger.
>>28960470
t. muslim
>>28960470
So a nigger is robbing Sand niggers who are destroying western civilization?
