Nothing relating to sex or relationships--that's obvious and boring. I'll start:
>get inspired by motivational posters
>pretend to grieve when someone they didn't give a shit about dies
>use black slang (e.g. on fleek, bae, squad, lit, etc.)
>virtue signal
>get tattoos, piercings, or gauges
>take selfies in public
>have iPhones or MacBooks
>have an Instagram account
>use hashtags, ever
>take the empty middle seat between two people on a train or bus
>unironically use emojis
Post your own.
>>28957021
>take the empty seat between two people on a train or bus
No, I think that's just what you do if you want to sit down?
>>28957260
Found the normie who doesn't care about other people's personal space because he's completely self-absorbed and acts like he's the only person on Earth!
>>28957021
>take the empty middle seat between two people on a train or bus
hahahahaha
>>28957417
When I sit next to someone I'm doing it knowing I'm invading their space. But the one millisecond of discomfort they feel as I sit down on my skinnyfat ass for sweet relief is worth more.
>>28957260
>>28957464
Not OP, I don't take those seats because literally everyone that travels with public transport here is fat cows.
Seriously.
Most men have cars, or parents with ones, and thin ones can just use their Beta Orbiter Access Pass for a ride
>>28957523
thin ones, as in thin "cows"
>have an Instagram account
yeah, no.
>not having an Instagram account to stalk your oneitis
>>28957588
You know what I meant - having an active Instagram account where you upload photos of yourself and your life. I didn't put Facebook up there because you could just use it for homework groups if you're in college, but an active Facebook account would definitely make the list.
Bump tbo tbo baka desu kek
