>it's a normie tries to motivate robots thread
>every time they're told to fuck off and that their words art meaningless
>they still don't stop
normalshits are some of the dumbest creatures, I swear
>>28955249
It's just boring desu. They're all the same
>Just think positive bro :))))
>Just be confident
>Get a haircut and cool clothes dude!!
Day in day out. Can't they atleast be original.
>>28955249
>dumbest creatures
>you lack the social intelligence to get a life or self restraint to stop coming here
wew
wew
>>28955363
>implying normies are smart
>>28955304
I was walking to the bank today and saw one of you fuckers with long greasy hair, fedora, black suit jacket (its fucking warm out and im in shorts) and he had these TATTERED as fuck dress pants with autism shoes.
That guy wasnt much but if he dressed like a proper human being he'd do well.
>>28955397
Well, my problem is that I don't go outside.
it's pretty scary out there you know
>>28955363
>social intelligence
Literally instinct and past experience.
Pic related. Its amazing how they keep on coming.
DUDE WHO CARES JUST DO STUFF LMAO
>>28955249
>tell them to fuck off
>"see, that's what I'm talking about; you robots always reject perfectly good advice, it worked for my machine REEEEEEE"
Well what else am I supposed to do?
>>28955546
To the eyes of a normie, who has the energy and motivation to do anything, this makes sense. Sadly that energy and motivation blinds them into thinking others also can "just do it", which makes their whole worldview and mindset based around it, so seeing robots laze around in despair damages their world views, making them pissy and snobby.
>>28955688
Fuck do you mean by what else are you supposed to do? Dont do anything, or better yet fuck off.
>>28955688
Hello, roach.
You are my next victim.
Every time you post, you shall receive (You)'s until you die of a (You) overdose.
this is all a game to me.
>>28955304
Thats literally all you need to get a girl
-Haircut that compliments your head shape
-Nice pair of shades
-Dress to your body type ie don't be wearing baggy as fuck shit if you're a lanky cunt
>>28955210
Honestly guys, i'm a normie and through my life experiences i realized id rather just be in solitude, listening to comfy music and reading a book or browsing the internet.
Normies are all superficial faggots that need to be social, extroverted, and constantly in pursuit of something stupid. You're not allowed to be an introverted, quiet easy going person.
Unless you want to get fucked up everyday, post a daily snapchat, tell everyone about your faggot activities, everyone gets weirded out by your presence. I hate it. I've gotten good music from this board and laughed at some really funny stories.
It is what it is robots.
>>28955723
Look. All I'm saying is that I don't want to sit back and watch someone wallow in self-pity and probably neither do you. You need help. You'll admit that. But you won't accept that. And I don't understand why.
>>28955748
Erm. Alright.
>>28956059
Obviously you do, considering you come to this board with supposed knowledge of it being full of self pitied losers. You'll be doing both of us a favor by leaving, trust me.
>>28955304
> implying working out, getting a haircut and dressing nicely
wouldn't help anything.
lmao just lmao
>>28955688
there's nothing you can do. you simply cannot offer advice because your advice is worth nothing.
>>28956059
before I kill you
Can I be your friend, roach?
>>28955789
Where do i find females? You can't just be talking to random females you see on the street.
>>28955789
you forgot mental health and nice facial structure
most here don't have one, or even both
>>28956091
Leaving would be a way of saying I've given up on you, so I can't. I belive that there's potential in everyone, anon. I can help you find yours only if you'll help me help you. Can you honestly tell me that there's something wrong with what I'm saying?
>>28956126
I don't see why not. Everyone could use another friend.
>>28956306
Because you cant help, you are entirely incapable helping because you are merely a stranger over the internet saying empty words. People here, me included, couldn't even be saved by professionals. The hubris you must have to think that you can somehow surpass them just shows that you really are disconnected from robots more than you think.
>>28956306
Will you be my sidekick and help me take over this board, roach?
>Someone genuinely tries to help you
>Treat them like the villain
Fucking disgusting
>>28956401
>Implying pointless help from a stranger should be met with respect
>Over a imageboard none the less
>>28956136
For starters stop calling women females. Makes you sound autistic.
>>28956421
Its only pointless help because you choose not to take their advice.
>>28956059
>you won't accept that
And you won't accept that what you're doing isn't helpful.
>>28956452
And why would I? They're all so vague and meaningless. Most of them are just shit that literally everyone knows already. I can assure you that no one here isn't improving just because they dont know how.
Hey robots! Normie here! Since you aren't going to take my advice, I think it would be wise if you all just killed yourselves! Good luck!
>>28956499
None of what you're saying justifies what you're doing. He's trying to vainly help you. You yourself are deciding not to improve yourself since you know exactly how to do it. So why treat him like shit because he's simply trying to help you? You're the problem, not him.
>>28956533
>So why treat him like shit because he's simply trying to help you?
Because these fuckers come in droves, every fucking day we get people like that who think they have the god tier advice that will end robothood as we know it, and most of them having xbox huge egos along with it. It gets annoying after the 220125th time.
>>28956347
Just because someone else gave up doesn't mean that I should. It doesn't matter whether they were a professional or not. Things always have a funny way of working out.
You have nothing to lose by accepting my help. Would you rather ensure that you'll stay in this harmful state, or do you want to take the chance to fix it?
>>28956353
I'm not sure what you mean, anon, but I'm willing to listen to what you have to say.
>>28956759
Its hard to want to accept help from generic normie advice giver number 600. I'd rather play vidya or shitpost on arcanine and accomplish nothing than listen to idiotic babble and accomplish nothing.
>>28956759
Well, my roach friend, the plan is to create normie tier threads that get hundreds of replies every day.
This will turn r9k into a hivemind that we can bend to our whim.
>tells me I need to just go on a walk
>tells me to read a self help book
>tells me we're made of the sun
>tell him I'm going to kill myself
>gives me phone number for mental health services
>don't call, cuts self instead and plans suicide
>now all I can think about is spooning him
just let me die
>>28956979
You're too fucking obvious puppetmaster
Soon as you post a hijack photo everyone will know it's you
That and calling everyone roach
>>28957087
>Implying exposing a part of himself isn't part of the master plan
MY LIFE FOR YOU ROACHMASTER
>>28957087
Ever noticed those fembot threads, roach?
He about those "that kid" threads?
Oh what about the MBTI threads?
Yes, roach, I started all of this! This is merely a game to me!
>>28957101
Fuck I walked right into that one
I can feel the strings
You guys are plain crazy.
Just be yourself and everything will fall into place :)
>>28955789
>Get all of that
>Women still ignore me
>>28956887
But why settle? Why not let me help you be able to do things that you enjoy, that way you won't have to decide between two things that won't satisfy you enough?
Does it really matter if I'm the 600th? All that matters is that you tried. When you finally make it, you won't be upset that it took 600 people, you'll be happy that you let me help.
>>28956979
Do you already have people that help you with that? And why me?
>>28955210
>a-anon are you okay?
Leave me alone
>anon whats wrong?
why do normies not understand how to leave someone alone
>>28957285
All this blind optimism, im sure my blind cynicism can beat it. You know nothing of the people here or me enough to even be able to consider helping them. All you see is the posts they decide to put up on the korean weave forum, making them all the persona you're gonna get. Good luck trying to fix problems you dont even know the first step of.
Also
>tfw no love from roachmaster while you get all of it
>>28957285
>>28957285
There are a few others that do this, but I'm not in contact with them or anything.
Also I chose you because with your anime posting skills and my genius we can take over this board easily.
>>28956759
>Things always have a funny way of working out.
what are useless platitudes that normies say ?
>>28957370
>(some variant of "i know you've heard this before but") it always gets better
>>28957348
If it is my attention you want, then join me in conquering this board, cynical roach.
Or you can be squashed under my boot along with all of the other filthy roaches who oppose me.
>>28955789
>balding
>poor
what now?
>>28955210
pretty much just this every fucking time
>>28957586
What the fuck is your resolution anon. Saved by the way
>>28955304
occasionally they just break down and insult you for challenging their pathetic normie status quo
>>28957348
You can call it blind cynicism, but all I see are cries for help. You seem a little rough around the edges but that just means that you'll soften up eventually and when you do, I'll be happy to help you get back on your feet.
We're not as different as you think. I've had my own share of down days as well. That's exactly why I'm trying to help others, so that they don't have to feel the same way that I did. I had someone looking out for me whenever I needed it most, I'm trying to give you the same privilege because you deserve it.
>>28957367
My priority right now is helping the anons that need me but I could take time to help you too.
Is there a specific type of thread that you would like? Or are you leaving it up to my imagination?
>>28957586
wow that posted summed it up perfectly
Jokes on you guys: not only am I a normie who comes here to laugh at robots, but I dont care/want you to crawl out of the pit you dug.
>>28957702
We get it, you think you can save people here, but do not fucking even claim to compare your occasional down days to robot lives. That normie ass week that you didn't party or whatever isn't shit that is even close to being relatable to some of the chaps here. Even if you spent a couple months of NEEThood or something, that is so small compared to years of it, its down right laughable. You want to be a hero or some shit, but its not gonna happen m7.
Also gimme some anime reaction images I dont have already, you're using entry tier shit.
>>28957800
Being honest instead of wasting everyone's time isn't much of a joke.
>>28957702
I typically make fembot threads, that kid threads and MBTI threads. So I'd like for you to make some of those.
However, if you have any ideas feel free to use them.
You will definitely be rewarded, roach!
>>28957840
You don't have to take my word for it, but I've been where you are. I've had the feeling that there was nothing left for me in this world. Suicide wasn't something that hadn't crossed my mind. But despite all that, I've reached the point where I feel like I can help people. You could reach this point too but only if you want me to. I don't want to be a hero, just someone who's doing the right thing.
Sorry, it's all I have.
>>28957863
Ah, alright. I'll make sure to check when one of those aren't up and make one for you. I'll have to take some time to think of my own, though.
I'll do my best to make you proud!
>don't worry you'll find someone...
>i'm crippled and most likely won't be able to walk again i don['t think i'll find a girl who will help me and fuck. she would have to do the work...
>>28958403
All just vague shit. Its all you do, cause its all you can give, and the fact that you have never craved death just shows that you really cant relate to robots at all. Of course people here would improve "if they wanted to", but said motivation and energy doesn't come from anonymous users over the internet, thats for damn sure.
You are fun to yell at though, definitely not shitposter even though you're a normie. Wouldn't be surprised if you were pretending to be pixie anime girl though, since you seem to fall into those categories.
>>28956447
You didn't answer his question
Blo X
>>28958403
You'd better make me proud, roach, or else.
don't forget NEET threads by the way.
>>28958643
I think you must have misread my post. I have contemplated suicide but we both know that it's never the answer. It's selfish and I'm upset with myself for even considering it in the first place.
It doesn't really matter where it comes from does it? All that matters is the results. Remaking yourself is incomparable to anything else and I want to help you every step of the way. If anonymity is really that much of a problem, then we could talk and get to know each other. You won't be able to come up with an excuse that makes me quit on you.
I'm not sure what you mean. Does pixie anime girl refer to a poster?
>>28958770
Y-yessir!
>>28959000
>Suicide is selfish
Interest lost, fuck off.
>>28959029
O-oh, alright. If you ever want to talk again, I'll always try to post in the threads that need me. It was nice talking to you I'm sorry for saying something that offended you.
>>28959000
Ok, then offer me some fucking advice then, norman no. 600. How do i fix my shit life?
>>28959233
Not gonna lie, you're fun to talk to. I've got nothing better to do, so if you wanna talk, hit me up with a steam ID or an email and we can go on from there.
>>28959331
Watch, you're gonna get some variation of >>28957586
>>28959331
ANSWER ME IMMEDIATELY!!! DON'T IGNORE ME!!!
>>28955789
>>28955789
not treoo. you have to have status. status trumps all of those attributes you mentioned combined.
>>28959000
I'll be going then, roach.
See you around!
>>28956059
>avatarfagging
>normalfagging
Here's your (You)
saving thread because I'm a fucking cuck faggot lmao
>he wants help
>someone offers to help
>he refuses and attacks them
???
>>28962550
No because 4chan babbies throw a fucking temper tantrum because improving themselves would require some reflection and realizing how shitty they are. Instead they just REEEEEEEEEEE and tell normals to get out.
>>28962550
>>28962582
>bee urself just lift bro
>help
hahahaha good joke
>>28962550
Sorry but I can't transform into an attractive person
>>28962617
Once again using a strawman argument and oversimplification.
I rest my case.
>>28962692
>Complains about strawman and oversimplifcation
>Makes a post like this >>28962582
You would have gotten away with it too if you weren't a namefag
>>28955529
Adachi did nothing wrong
Original Paste
>>28962582
self improvement is hard work though and requires a strong will. it's much more comfy to distract myself all day with pointless games and fantasies. You see literally nothing ever is my fault, i was born a special snowflake but you "normies" don't even have to try to be successful, you never had to work on yourself, face fears and opposition , learn new skills, trie to understand other human beings and yourself better to get to were you are. i get really triggered when i'm reminded that i'm miserable because i lack personal responsibility, so just get out normie reeeee
how can normies motivate robots if robots don't want to be motivated? if a normie motivates a robot, is he still a robot?
>>28963126
What if I an motivated and shit doesn't work out? I'm not a NEET, I'm tall, I have a good job and my own place. So what's my issue? How do I fix my face to more attractive? Lift? Oh wait I do that now.
>>28956401
>Someone genuinely tries to help you
more like tries to inflate their own ego
Here's what normies don't understand, and probably never will.
>>28955210
>I don't understand how NEETs/robots can/don't...
You're a faggot. Don't come here then. I'm not particularly sexist, nor do I subscribe to any red pill-ish ideology. I would much rather endure those people than the normies.
>As a male redditor, I think it's great that...
>As somebody who's been there in that sort of depression...
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28955789
you forgot
>social status
>at least average penis size
>non manlet
>not a paki
>>28963348
Hate to play devils advocate here, but that image only makes sense if you have zero resources to build up from, which you. The fact that you're posting on /r9k/ means you have internet access and somewhere to do it, which, as low as it is, is a starting point.
Still, attractiveness fucks us over even outside of romantic situations and there isn't any reason to crawl and break yourself to accomplish things that the guy next door can do easily. Fuck the normie rat race.
>>28956059
>>28956306
>normalscum avatarfagging with pictures from my favorite lesbian middle schoolers anime
DELET THIS
>it's a normie belittles robots thread
>>28963477
You have to wonder how long that cuck wrote that for. Has he spent weeks perfecting his little masterpiece and then breaking in into bite size chunks? How much bitterness does it take to actually type all that verbal diarheaa out??
>>28963587
Fuck off namefaggot, im not here to help jerk off your ego over robots.
>>28963587
I know right, why bother telling robots things we already know?
>>28955546
And then at the end you wish you had died decades ago.
>>28963424
>tfw paki
You don't know this pain.
Why don't normies just leave?
>>28963587
>yeah w-well you are just bitter
>h-how l-l-long did it take you to type that h-heh
Filtered. Just end your autistic life already you pathetic attention whore.
>>28963348
Amazing. All of that text. The commentary, the emotion, the premise... it's...
It's all wrong. What a waste of my time. I could only read half of it before my stomach forced me to stop.
>>28963811
Well stated and original comment friend .Cheers and good meme to you sir.
>>28963794
Something something not the original purpose of the board. At the end of the day, they still knowingly go to a board full of people they absolutely despise and get angry when they do. Normies tend to do that to themselvesand so do you fuckers who keep replying to bait threads like fembot feels
>>28955546
That whole post is so retarded
If you're depressed to the point of wanting to die dumb shit like "hitting the bars" won't be enjoyable in the least, you're literally killing yourself because you can't enjoy life so why would this work
>>28963870
I have to let out my anger at society somewhere. Fembot feels are the perfect place.
>>28963984
My life is better now than it was in 2014, I've learned to talk to girls without panicking and all that. But in the end I still feel like this is all memelife waste of time and that I've overstayed my welcome in this world. I should have died in an accident two years ago and I've been regretting my life ever since.
>>28963275
I don't know what it takes for you to be motivated, and I don't know what's your issue. I don't understand how lifting weights can fix one's face to be more attractive.
>>28963870
>they still knowingly go to a board full of people they absolutely despise and get angry when they do
But I don't hate you guys, anon.
I just want to help.
>>28964106
I wasn't meant to be helped. I wasn't meant to reproduce. I wasn't meant to contribute to the human race or society. All I was meant to do was exist so that people like you, normies like you, could feel better about yourselves by thanking god that you aren't me.
>>28964153
That's a defeatist attitude. You're more than that and there are people that can help you realize that.
>>28964352
>You're more than that
How do you know that he's more than that?
You don't even know who he is.
>>28957586
So if this rehashed normie advice doesn't work, what does? Does anything "work", can the problem be fixed?
Do robot's shitty lives result from circumstances out of their control, or is it all in their heads? Does mental illness play a role? I guess it's unique for everybody, but there are some parallels that you can draw between every robot here.
I don't quite know what I'm getting at with this post, but if anybody could answer these questions it would be appreciated.
>>28964352
>Empty normie platitudes: the post
Bet you believe that everyone is capable of success and that we are all born equal
>>28963984
based anon right here
this guy knows what's up
>>28964425
Behind the screen is a living, breathing person that I'm speaking to. That's enough to tell me that he is.
>>28964454
Everyone is capable of success. It may be more difficult for some than others but that's alright.
>>28964444
Advice doesn't work, especially over a indian shit-n-spray postboard. For a robot to improve, or at the very least, cope with his situation, it takes internal thought and feeling to do so. Saying "You can do it!!!!" and "Do this vague thing!!!!" is no more important than any other post we see through out the day.
>>28964556
>Behind the screen is a living, breathing person that I'm speaking to. That's enough to tell me that he is.
>human life is a miracle
>human life is sacred
Do you unironically believe this?
>>28964556
Holy shit this blind optimism. Even most normies dont believe all this shit and know when to give up on a person and know that human life isn't valuable. Are you sure you're old enough to post here?
>>28964556
The only way I'd be valuable is as a living bomb
>>28964556
>living, breathing person
That's irrelevant. Very few have the intellectual potential to matter. 99,9% of people are completely retarded and useless and exist only because normaltrash can't stop fucking.
>>28955443
my problem too. no one understands a hermit. also, people suck.
>>28964616
Why wouldn't I? You only get the one.
>>28964624
I'm 19 and I understand where you're coming from. I used to feel the same way only a short time ago. When you've taken a morals and ethics course, it gives you a whole new perspective.
>>28964784
You don't really believe that otherwise you wouldn't still be here, talking with the one who wants to help you.
>>28965046
You don't need intellectual potential to be someone. You can live humbly and still be happy. You're only useless as long as you choose to be.
>>28955210
>it's a robot tries to make excuses thread
>its a robot tries to discourage other robots who are not actually as stupid as them
>"I used to be just like you bro"
>"I didn't even lose my virginity until I was 19"
>"I was a NEET for like 4 months bro it was hell I feel you"
>"Thankfully my loving friends and family were able to pull me out of it but you can still do it on your own just lift weights bro we're all gonna make it :)))"
This is why /r9k/ celebrates every time there is a mass shooting
>>28965202
Im at a loss for words. I cant even believe someone who believes this tripe can even end up on a board like /r9k/.
>>28965323
I don't see anything wrong in what they said.
>>28965323
except if you're such a special snowflake why would you value fitting in here or relating to a child having a violent temper tantrum?
checkmated. you just regret your choices and don't want to be reminded of the life you could have had.
>>28965202
>You don't need intellectual potential to be someone. You can live humbly and still be happy. You're only useless as long as you choose to be.
That's some buddism-level shitposting. There is literally no point in living if you aren't intelligent or beutiful or at least capable of producing something of real value. Being a net intellectual property consumer and "living humbly" is the most subhuman thing you can do (as evident by the fact that plebs have lived by this credo for the last 10,000 years)
>>28965396
Because he never said he was a special snowflake
Checkmate, go fish, royal flush, etc
>>28965379
>4chan is a dangerous place where only the crazy people go xD
>>28965396
They don't even know what suffering is and to argue that normals have dealt with anything close to what a robot does on a daily basis is laughable. Its like a fatass coming across a starving African and saying "yeah tough break I know how you feel though I missed breakfast."
Their advice is pointless at best and insulting at worst because normals have never experienced it.
>>28965427
>tries to beat a checkmate with only a royal flush
half of the teenage/manchild retards argument is based on "you don't understand" which is a school of thought in the special snowflakes department at Cuck Industries.
>>28965498
Well? Do you understand anon-kun? If you did then how come we still have a robot epidemic?
>>28965455
>comparing being a lazy slob to not having access to food or clean water
but you're the fatass in this scenario. what's laughable is that someone who is apparently defining their life by not having sex and not working is the one who "knows" adversity more than anyone else.
there's really nothing to argue about. if your life becomes better when you complain about trivial shit, go for it. plenty of people will have had similar issues. if you want to get 2deep4me about it, there is plenty of evidence that the sensation is the same for people who "starve" for a few months compared to years, if not worse depending on how you adjust. what they are actually talking about is that they had similar situations and are humble bragging that they made a better choice for themselves, and yeah that will piss you off so maybe ignore it.
>>28965599
I like how at the end you basically agreed with him while still having the rest of the post arguing over it
>>28965537
because it's easier and has little to no immediate consequences to just hide and stop developing.
what are you actually asking here? obesity as an example is not an enigma, it's a basic input output problem. a third of the world is still barely able to move because they eat too much. people don't care to live better or aren't convinced it does get better. but if you're whining about sex and girlfriends and getting a job specifically, there are a million ways to get there and it's just a function of time and how far you'll go.
>>28965379
My roommate last year was a robot and all he did was sleep and browse /r9k/.
At the start I didn't say anything about it but after a while, I noticed that he wasn't doing so well. He talked to me less and less until I finally confronted him about it and he blew up on me. But once he calmed down, I promised to help him out.
First time he went to the gym, first time he went to the club, getting his first girlfriend. When the first semester was ever and before he left for winter break, we had another talk and he told me more about this place.
>>28965419
I don't agree with that. You're making a fuss out of nothing.
>>28965640
I like how you thought this post was worth making.
>tfw normies and robots boosting each others egos
>>28955789
I have those things
where is my gf?
>>28965723
Thanks for the ego boost then friend
>its not a tendies thread
>>28963348
lmao this is garbage
If any of you are friendless losers that talk to literally no one, don't even have internet friends, please tell me what you do the whole day. Like tell me exactly, go into detail, of what you do in your average day. Heck, even tell me what you did today.
>>28955304
except thats the advice of morons.
Positive thought comes and goes, it's unreliable. Robots who make it in the norm world have to struggle. Its fucking hard. The majority of people around you don't have crippling depression or mood disorders, but if you have them it doesn't get you a pass. You just have to force yourself out of bed, force yourself to talk to people, force yourself to go get healthy food. You can force yourself to do everything except be happy, but once you start forcing yourself to go and get shit done it gets easier to do them, then you'll start getting happier.
Confidence is similar. Force yourself to talk to people. Go into conversations with a plan. Choose points to talk about and steer the conversation to them and then end the conversation before it dies out. Short and sweet is far better than drawn out and bad. Faking confidence will eventually lead to real confidence, it takes a while tho and you will feel dumb as fuck. You'll blush and feel embarrassed if you misspeak but power through it and eventually you'll always know what to say. You'll have the correct reaction and response.
Don't even touch clothes until you're in acceptable shape. Which again, is necessary and its fucking hard.
Those who have been normies since day 1 don't get how much work it is to just get out of the fucking house sometimes. Spending sleepless nights thinking about how much you really hate yourself.
Life is fucking work. It's hard, but it's great, it's beautiful. It's full of great shit. Love, fighting, drinking, all that fun stuff. But all that only comes after the work day, and it's hard work.
I like the life I have, and I work hard for it. I wanted a better life, so I forced my lazy depressed ass to get one. I hated it, it didn't get better for a while. You spend a lot of effort and you don't get any positive returns, but once you hit the mountain top, it's all downhill from there. It becomes natural.
Jerry knows whats up.
>>28965772
>Wake up
>Turn on computer
>Shitpost
>Eat
>Shitpost
>Maybe play a video game
>Shitpost
>Go to sleep
Is it really that hard to imagine people not having friends?
>>28965772
>tfw don't even have an internet friend
JUST FUCKING KILL ME RIGHT NOW
>>28965812
what is the purpose of living without friends though? clearly you like communicating (A FUCKLOAD APPARENTLY)
>>28965812
It's hard to imagine that kind of life is fulfilling in any way.
>>28955789
trust me i have all this and it doesnt work if you sperg out when a girl talks to you. no girl wants to deel with a guy who cant be himself around them. I've had a girl who wanted my dick so bad and I fucked it up.I think of her everyday ;_;
>>28965772
>Wake up
>Turn on computer
>Go to college
>Go home for a bit and get on the computer
>Go to work
>Go home and get back on the computer
>Exercise for a hour or two
>Computer
>Sleep
People don't reach out to us like they do you
We are unwelcomed and untouchable
>>28965841
>what is the purpose of living without friends though?
Hobbys? Why is that hard to imagine?
>>28965704
>You're making a fuss out of nothing
I'm just saying that if you aren't beautiful and/or intelligent you are a subhuman- no fuss here, just facts.
>>28965865
See >>28965860
What people don't get is how anyone can be ok with having absolutely nobody.
>>28965899
Not a fact at all. You're acting like life has an objective purpose besides reproduction when it doesn't.
>>28965913
Do you really see fulfillment and gratitude only coming from others rather than satisfaction from personal accomplishment? Thats kinda sad man
What makes it even worse? You only get one life, and you managed to get fucked over. You sit and look at all the things you are missing out on, and you can't do shit about it. You have 2 options now; continue living a meaningless life devoid of enjoyment and hate every excruciating moment of your stifled existence. Or kill yourself, and you won't get the pleasure of being rewarded in some idealistic afterlife because let's face it, it's a crock of shit meant give people false hope. You'll die of suicide and no one but 1st degree relatives will give a damn, if that. See that 10/10 qt getting the most happiness out of each and everyday of her life? It'll never be you. See that chad fucking 10/10 qts everyday of the week and being adored by all? Lol, dream on
desu
>>28965934
Treating life like your objective purpose is to reproduce is why we live in such a shithole of a world today
>>28965812
Its not hard to imagine a 24/7 shitposter having no friends. What is hard to image is someone complaining about having no friends and then not putting in any effort to have any.
If you play games with anyone (IE a multiplayer game), just invite people you play a game with into your group if its a game like Dota. If they join and play a game with you, add them to your list and keep adding them when they play the same game.
>>28965862
>People don't reach out to us like they do you
We are unwelcomed and untouchable
>implying im a chad or normie
Today all i've done is dishes and play vidya
But the difference is I'm talking to my internet friends right now.
I met all of them by just adding them in games I play.
>>28965772
My usual day is during the moring go to my internship do work with databases, during the affternoon i take my college classes go back home do some exercises(youtube begginer's workout). Classes are over now. Today i was getting some paper work done for another internship in DC. I am a 30 year kissless, hugless virgin that still lives with his mom. Also 0 friends at beast all I have is some acquaintances.
Please tell me how can i improve?
>>28965943
But what personal accomplishments do you have? Anyone earlier even said all they do is shitpost and play vidya.
Human beings are social animals. We feel good when we're with friends. Being lonely makes you feel bad.
>>28965966
But I never said I wanted any friends. Whats with normies generalizing robots all the time?
>>28965772
I threw away all my friends. They don't deserve someone as pathetic as me so I cut the cord for them. Even while I was doing it, they tried to act like there was still some hope left.
>"But I like talking to you."
Yeah, well you have plenty of other friends that you'd like talking to better.
>"Don't you want friends?"
Yeah, of course I do. Who wants to have no friends? I'll be lonely but that's what I deserve.
>>28965202
>I'm 19
wew lad the ride hasn't even started
>>28965962
Not really. It's what kept is alive as a species this long to begin with.
>>28965807
idk maybe 20-30% of all the normal, functional people i've met say openly the same shit i've felt myself. waking up is torture sometimes, i've had a period of 8 months where i didn't want to do anything and i was crying all the time over any little issue, and i'm a married middle class dude who is generally positive.
i think most people go through that shit and many just don't deal with it like we do. i would be careful about scrutinizing these people like you do your past, depressed self, because it discourages introspection and keeps their mind on how dysfunctional they are without a clue in their mind what's actually wrong (something you had to discover on your own terms probably).
you can definitely insult the guys who are just here for free attention and no care in the world about falling short. if someone claims "muh genetics" as a foundation for where they are you and i both know he's just fucking around.
>>28965997
>What is hard to image is someone complaining about having no friends and then not putting in any effort to have any.
>>28966004
>mental illness
>>28965807
read this and actually felt kind of motivated
>>28965772
-woke up at 7:25
-watched incest porn and jerked off until 8:23
-listened to some music in bed until 8:48
-took a shower
-started making breakfast at 9:13
-9:50 finished breakfast and clean up
-read my feed
-12:24 played vidya
-2:37 pm started preparing lunch
-3:17 pm finished lunch
-nap time
-4:41 woke up
-jerk off to young looking japanese girls until 5:17
-vidya/4chin
-it's 8:36 pm and I should be working out soon
-9:50 finish workout
-10:10 take a shower
-11 pm have something to eat
-12:05 go to sleep
>>28965966
>If you play games with anyone (IE a multiplayer game), just invite people you play a game with into your group if its a game like Dota. If they join and play a game with you, add them to your list and keep adding them when they play the same game.
This sounds complicated as fuck. Where do you normies find the energy to do all that shit?
>>28966028
Means jack shit in todays world. Many people should not have kids as it would better society and newborns as a whole. Thats just fact
>>28965865
do you mean hobbies?
most hobbies require input from other people in some way. if you're detaching the social aspect from those hobbies you're limiting yourself. why?
>tfw see the side of normies with their "just be yourself!" and "just do it!" attitudes
>also see the side of robots amid the harsh reality of mental illness and a poor support structure / genetics
I wish normies and robots would come together, but rarely do you see it. I think the reason is because normies have to make more of an effort than they are willing to in order to see the robots side, but the robot is unwilling deal with these issues in anything but absolutes
it's a chinese finger trap senpai
>>28966086
Then you go to the hobbies that require as no people.
>>28966073
Bettering society isn't the point of life though. Maybe for you, but it's not an objective fact.
>>28966086
I dont have any desire to interact with other humans. Probably because I'm mentally ill in some way. Why is that so hard to understand?
>>28966028
The world today has nothing in common with the one 50,000 years ago. Most of humanity is useless and should die out.
>Not a fact at all. You're acting like life has an objective purpose besides reproduction when it doesn't.
If you have nothing of value, you are worth-less. So simple, yet so hard to grasp.
>>28964444
People generally hate unsolicited advice, especially from a very smug and obnoxious stranger on an anonymous internet forum who is not putting very much thought into their advice.
People get fucked up for a lot of reasons, usually a combination of circumstance, weakness, and mental illness. Some people can get by, and others won't. If someone wants to change, the motivation has to come within, and not from some smug prick.
>>28957120
desu if that was you, wp gg
>>28955210
The:
>HEY BRO JUST PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE, FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT BRO
Advice it's the fucking worst, I tried it and the only thing I got was wanting to kill myself even more, I have no place in normal society and should have accepted that in the first place.
>>28966102
i think the harsh reality is that nothing comes overnight/easy if you want to be proud of it. but robots (especially with brain damage) don't recognize progress or have foresight into a future where they have built something. it's the marshmallow experiment sempay. all they have left is living vicariously through others, some of them do it through other miserable losers lmao.
>>28966141
Because you are on a Puerto Rican vacuum cleaner recycling board, interacting with humans about your simple minded lifestyle, clearly for validation. There's nothing to understand there, and you didn't answer the question truthfully.
>>28966171
yeah no shit
its fucking hard and uncomfortable. there's no instant gratification with developing conversation skills. people are gonna think you're retarded for a bit. you just gotta keep going.
>>28966138
>Bettering society isn't the point of life though
Every organism in nature strives to advance its species in some way. If you don't produce something that advances the species, you are an abomination going against nature and you should die.
>>28957863
PLS Lorde Roach Take me in as one of yours
>>28966171
>tfw tried the robot lifestyle
>tfw it was really easy and carefree
i can see why you'd prefer it i guess.
>>28966056
it makes me sad, like i know where some of the guys here are at.
i just wanna communicate that it gets much better on the other side. but getting there is really hard. i wanna give dudes the advice nobody gave me.
>tfw you realize there was never anything wrong with you
It is the world that is wrong
And normals are of the world
>>28966239
>it gets better
For many many people, it didn't get better before they died.
>>28966214
>you just gotta keep going
For how long? I have been trying for 2 years, have gone to parties, "hit the bars", camping and I even got offered to go on a trip to europe, but I still don't know how to talk, I feel inhibited, the only thing I do is spout some ironic shit that makes normies laugh and that's the only reason they invite me, they don't give a shit about me, they never ask "hey, how are you doing" its just "hey you're hilarious, but don't talk about your problems,we don't give a shit and they're depressing".
>>28966171
I tried the JUST TALK TO WOMEN and it turned me fucking gay.
I hate women now. I want them all dead
>>28966296
Well no shit. Nobody wants to deal with someone else's problems. The only only people that will are family members or people you've been close with for years.
It's not anything against you personally. People just have their own shit to handle.
>>28966004
Hits to close to home friendo. I've gone through life putting myself down. I've never had a positive attitude towards myself. I always reinforced the fact that I'm no one special and I'll never amount to anything and that I shouldn't have friends.
I did have friends in high school, but I cut all contact, deleted social media and contacts on graduation night. Ignored all phone calls that summer, because I thought I was a piece of shit and that I was making their lives miserable.
In college I managed to form a group of 4 friends. I don't really fit in, I'm just a sad-sack when I'm around them. They're all really goofy and good natured. I'm just there for when they want to get heavy and reflect or whatever. I'm already getting the same feeling as I did in high school. I'm slowly alienating myself from these people I've know for only a year. I just don't want to bring the mood down anymore.
>>28966342
But I always ask about how they are doing and about the stuff they do becuase it's an easy way to make conversation, but when it's my turn to talk nobody gives shit and they never ask how I'm doing, I just want a little reciprocity.
I'm not even talking about problems, just sharing stories and shit like that.
I feel like I'm being the clown of the class all over again.
>>28955210
>change my mindset and body
>get better
>now i have a cute bf
You guys are just stupid.
>>28966423
Why do I get the feeling that you're describing a transition
>>28966380
stop having a fucking eeyore complex. You're not doing yourself or them favours by being like this. They talk to you because they like you. Just capitlize on that.
>>28966239
but would you have listened back then? i wouldn't have. i had plenty of good influences around me and specifically found podcasts that motivated me to become more normal and i just kept going with the bad habits for 5-7 years.
this is definitely a platform for discussing open mindedness and trying to share information, i just don't think specific advice does anything, whether its tough love or supportive. somebody too weak to understand their own anxiety or depression won't connect the dots on things you've learned years down the road, some stranger on the internet.
healthy reminders of the other side are great though for those little dudes who have gotten themselves lost with the guys who are truly fucked up.
>it's a robot tries to motivate other robots even this his own efforts to better himself always fail thread
>>28966444
No, i'm still masculine and have a nice dick to complement it.
>>28966415
I feel you there. I'm always nice and genuinely interested in seeing how people are doing, especially those I consider "friends". I never really get that same genuineness and rather than superficial sense of feelings, it's just empty. It's worse when people tell you to "ask them for anything", and when you genuinely reach out to them for advice it's feels shallow and uncomfortable at times.
>>28966232
A certain contempt for nature is a component of any philosophy worth having. Nature is worth hating.
The feelings that you've described are wrong in the sense that there's no point in doing what your body commands you to do, in the grand scheme of things. Humans are just bright enough to perceive this on an intellectual level [witness contemporary japan and this board as early symptoms, easily dismissed by functional normies as contemptible aberrations, which misses the elementary, adolescent truth of the above entirely), but sadly instinct kicks in at some point. Never mind that you yourself will cease to be in the space of a couple of decades, tops.
If people were thinking straight, then they would either not reproduce altogether, or if they made the mistake of succumbing to their animal natures, then they would seek to rectify the injustice by ensuring that their issue have a same or meaner existence than they themselves have had. After all, as a general rule, the parent dies before the issue - why should the issue be enabled to enjoy a more comfortable existence than the parent had had?
Parents who strive to ensure that their issue enjoy more comfortable lives are wrong. It is objectively illogical for an individual animal organism to harbor emotional feelings of care for their own offspring. It can be smugly objected at this point that by resenting the possibility of future humans who enjoy happier lives, I am in fact valuing life in some sense, contrary to the antinatalistic tack of the above. This misses the point that only my life is important, and only because I am stuck here for this small space, and hate discomfort and lies. And it is because I am here, and because I know all of these things, that as a moral imperative, humans will end.
My mentality is the correct one. The mentality of the crab at the bottom of the bucket is the correct one. Happily, the universe will sort it all out again, eventually, even if it takes a googolplex.
>>28966478
Why is everything a complex with you people. I fucking hate myself and can't see any reason why anyone would want to hang around me. I wormed my way into this group and all I've done is built up walls of irony and spout memes. But recently they begun to crack and I've been having more and more little emotional fits around them. I'm a fuck up and they know it. There's no "complex" here. Just a retarded loser.
>>28966580
I'm not saying nature is good, just that if you're worthless from a natural perspective, you cannot be content or happy or "normal", since your happines is derived from natural chemical reactions. Best case is to isolate yourself and live in abject solitude and just fade out of existence once the time comes, but you can ever be happy in this state of being.
>>28966004
>forcing other people to beg for your friendship.
The most chad of them all
>>28967091
>no friends
>the most chad of all
>>28955397
>A FUCKING LEAF
I swear how is this not original I mean come on it's the current year are you kidding me like actually.
>>28955210
It really is disappointing every time.
>genuinely believe every human individual is the exact same
>genuinely believe the same exact behavior will produce the same exact effect across all of humanity
>genuinely believe that their personal opinions carry more veracity than academic merit
>can never see outside of their pitifully narrow-minded views
Literally watching <100 IQ animals, literal subhumans, brandish their willful ignorance as flaming swords.
Every.
Single.
Time.
>>28967340
And yet they are the ones with jobs, money, friends, their own families, etc.
Intelligence means nothing if you act like a faggot.
>>28967340
It really is disappointing every time.
>genuinely believe that their life is shit
>genuinely whines about it everyday
>genuinely thinks that it's okay to refuse help after that
>genuinely thinks that it's the normie boogeyman fault that they are stuck like this
Literally watching <100 IQ animals, literal subhumans, brandish their willful ignorance as flaming swords.
Every.
Single.
Time.
>>28955529
Despise the board being shitty I wonder why.
>>28967443
>And yet they are the ones with jobs, money, friends, their own families
You think that qualifies you as intelligent? Different anon here, serious question.
>>28967559
Don't argue with it. Why would you even expect any discussion? Note the immediate reactions and what can be reasonably expected thereafter.
>>28963680
Oh for fucks sake, Im a Paki too and I'm able to pull girls, Judt don't act like the creepy Indians and smell nice and dress well and be fit.
>>28966214
No. Fuck you and fuck your retarded logic. The bullshit of "fake it till you make it" is like being a business man trying to sell a product. He gives you his seal of approval that the product he's selling is genuine quality when in reality it's shit. Only dumbasses will fall for his shtick. Eventually he might be able to sell a product that is actually very useful and worth something, but until then, the only people he'll keep in his company are other shallow, insecure fucks looking for the lightest bit of comfort regardless who it's from
Simply put: do something that will give you confidence instead of lying like a bitch.
>>28965202
You're so delusional I know not whether to laugh or cry.
I have actual advice for all of you. It's not just be yourself or whatever either.
Learn how to take advice instead of halfassing it and giving up immediately.
>>she will never say "I love-" and cuts herself off
>>you will never say "-my cock" and start talking hella dirty and break the bed
Got some OC here a convo between a close friend and I.he and i have had sexual relations more than once and accidentally reproducedi just want him to be happy....
>>28968298
Fucking A, your friend sounds like me to a TBoipussi threesome?
>>28967559
Again, intelligence means nothing if you're a faggot. Why are robots so obsessed with being smart if they can't even make use of it?
>>28968298
Tell him to go and get antidepressants. But say it in person, and go with him to show you care about him and aren't just dismissing him as depressed
I'm a former(?) robot who is doing much better after realizing that a lot of what was bothering me was a delusion, or was a different angle.
>>28955210
Do what the fuck you want, say what you want so you can go back to your friends saying you really helped out. No doubt we appreciate the sentiment, even though you know in your head you're doing it so Stacy will suck you off tonight.
What we need isn't motivation, it isn't sympathy, not even fucking empathy despite what some robots might say but what we really need is nothing. Just to be left alone, no snickering behind our backs about what fuckups we are, no pondering "why is anon so weird?", just to be left alone.
>>28966197
>implying that talking to strangers online is literally the same as talking to people in public
>>28966214
Shut up normie scum. You can't hide the fact that the only reason your kind continue to post this utter nonsense is to feel high and mighty or to watch us miserably fail again and again for your own amusement. Nice try fucker.
>>28965807
What should I do if I'm overweight? I'm working on it, and hiding my belly with sweatshirts and other tactics. Should I just accept it and walk around and look fat, or conceal until I flatten?
>>28957574
Kys
Originallu
>>28963424
>at least average penis size
Do you go naked in the street so people can mock you for your penis?
A girl won't care about the lenght of your dick, it is a male maymay
Honestly you lot really need it
>>28968388
Because it's all they have. Even then, that's a rather broad brush to paint all robots with. Some even make the efforts but just get rejected because everyone's already formed their clique circlejerks. It's just a fact of life.
>>28969955
Robots do not need advice. They need the right circumstances. Normal advice does not function with the advice of a robot. Like a fish giving advice on how to breathe underwater to a dolphin.
The robots that still try are so many leagues below normal people in social experience that their chances of finding people they enjoy are very slim to none. I was excluded from nearly everything and ended up a hermit for a couple years. I tried to make friends for three years and all I got were stares of contempt or disgust.
Those that are hopeless end up here more often than not. Whether they want to talk about their woes, listen to others' woes, or talk about something else. A lot of them just want to talk to people like them, not much different from everybody else in the world.
This is of course only referring to the more modern /r9k/, and not the old one. Honestly this one is like the upset and shitposty version of wizardchan.
So no, robots don't need advice. They need comrades. The typical advice offered only works in seeking other normal people which often alienate them in the first place.
So yeah, nah, fuck off. Chat about something original or in an original fashion. Normal advice is more repetitive than the whining on this board by virtue of it being permeated in reality and a vast amount of copy+pasted clickbait articles.
>>28955789
First one is pretty important. Don't get a buzz cut if you have a big head, you'll look like a goober who just got out of Army basic. And long girl-style hair on guys is going out. If you want long hair, the hitter youth haircut is big right now.
>>28966380
I read your post and honestly, it really pissed me off, I'd kill for just one friend who gave a shit. No one has ever called me to hangout or asked if I was ok. You had all that and threw it away.
Fuck you.
>>28971803
I'm not them but
>tfw only 2 friends
>sonic autist complete with tiger ninja girlfriend OCdonutsteel green edgehog for desktop
>the other one has hand-drawings of hatsune miku plastered all over their room's walls while sharing their futa porn
Distance separates us, but at least the second guy can be fun. It's been a few years since I've seen either one of them. Maybe my place is with degenerates?
>>28971951
I guess I didn't make it clear but I have no friends at all, not an acquaintance or anything else. Even my own siblings won't acknowledge me.
Just try to hang on to what you have, you'll probably miss it when it's gone.
>>28972020
I don't have any other friends myself. I've tried making other friends but other people seem rather intent on excluding me.
The more I think on it the more I realize I'm kind of an asshole of a friend if I think so little of them when I'm not much better. My perception of people keeps dragging everyone down, myself included.
I kind of wish I could see them again but I don't remember roads and addresses at all. Not to mention it'd be awkward since the last time I saw them was the day my mom died. I don't even know what they've been doing all this time.
>>28964444
Consider those quads checked
Original comment
>>28972185
I know how that feels. One of the worst feelings, being excluded. I did have a friend at school, but we weren't close really and only spoke because neither of us had anyone else, he ditched me when he made other friends though.
Do you not talk to them online? If you have spoke to them in so long can you still consider them friends?
>>28966234
nice papa beard you got there
>>28970728
correct
some people are just discounted by society. just like some people are so ugly nobody will ever fuck them. many robots are so bad at socializing they'll never get the chance to improve it.
>normalfags don't understand what it's like to have zero contact with anyone but your dad, having nobody to talk to about anything, ever
>>28955210
I have a wife and a daughter and a full time job and make 40000 a year so I guess I'm a normie.
My advice for you guys is to start small don't fall for the memes
>work out
>dress cool
>be confident
There's a robot of the opposite gender(or same gender if that's what your into or you've just have given up at this point.)
Get an Internet relationship and try to manage that for atleast a week and set goals and shit idk man never had this issues
>>28972595
>don't fall for the memes
>pulls the mirror image meme
Fuck off
So it seems that these types of threads work after all. Divide and conquer.
Thanks for the entertainment, you filthy roaches.
>>28973206
>puppetmasters
>revealing themselves
You're not fooling anyone.
>>28973316
implying revealing a bit about himself isn't all a part of his master plan.
>>28973356
No, see, you're only supposed to reveal yourself if you are trying to throw someone off your tracks. If nobody is on your tracks then you're only gathering attention to the tracks left behind.
It's not even the big climax so he's just a shitty anime villain that teleports off to the distance after laughing at the protagonists rather than being a mysterious puppet master.
>hot guys tend to underestimate women's interest in them.
http://www.livescience.com/17483-sex-attraction-interest-deception.html
>just be friendly with them bro
When you realize that you're unwanted, you can be free to focus on other parts of your life.
>>28973422
Hahaha, very funny, roach.
You and the other pawns have already fallen into my trap.
Knowing who pulls the strings won't save you.
>>28973459
oh so you think i've fallen into your trap?
*unsheathes antennae*
It was my plan to become a roach, so that you may become one of us!!
*shoves attenae into hair holes!!*!
WHILE I BECOME
MASTER SHITPOST
>>28973521
*Unsheathes chess board*
*Pawn to C3*
Heh, nothing personnel, roach.
>>28955789
I have all those things.
Where tf is my gf innit late night hustle gang faggot keep it 1 hunnit and then kys.
>>28955546
>sometimes i wish i was suicidal, i'd.. LIVE
holy kek, normies everyone.
It's true that if you're a true robot, you're irredeemable.
The only problem is most of you aren't actually robots. It's like self diagnosing yourself and starting to see symptoms in everything. You actually have something to work with, a foundation to build from. These are the people that we're trying to help.
Just take the "meme "advice. There's a reason they give it, it's indisputably good advice. The most important change you need to make is to your mindset. Who you interact with effects you and I assume who you've been interacting with mostly comes from here. This place is only keeping you down by reinforcing poisonous ideas. The reason the meme advice never works is because you don't want it to work. You want to prove what all of the robots were saying was right instead of trying to make yourself better.
Do you honestly think that no one like you has made it out of here? Not everything is as bad as you think.
>>28965807
>It's hard, but it's great, it's beautiful.
>>28973422
>he's just a shitty anime villain that teleports off to the distance after laughing at the protagonists rather than being a mysterious puppet master.
DOES THAT MEAN THAT WE ARE THE PROTAGONISTS?
>>28957702
>I've had my own share of down days as well.
Have you had your share of a down fucking life?
