Gonna pay a visit to a prostitute soon. Anything I should know for my first time? Never did it before.
I've read some reviews on her and apparently she's "alright".
Yeah. Don't do it.
Condoms don't protect you from stds.
>>28955012
I don't care. I heard she's clean anyway.
Besides, even if I get an STD, well, it's not like I'm ever gonna get a real gf that I could transmit it to.
>>28954990
they can be very good at making things not awkward
not sure what else to say
Don't do it, bro. You'll never be clean of that taint.
>>28954990
post her ad, anon
>>28954990
post pic of said prostitute.
>>28955037
You should care. You don't care about your health? Why would you willingly take a risk that could be maybe a permanent -2 or -3 to your CON stat?
>>28955053
>>28955058
I'd prefer not to. She's good looking though. Not model-tier but I'm too poor for that.
>>28955062
Yeah. I don't care much.
>>28955051
Why would I care about it? It's really something I wanted to try. I'd probably try it even if I had a gf.
>>28955093
Make sure you do not communicate to her in writing/text/phone about anything specific just in case its a setup.
>>28955123
>a setup
What do you mean?
>>28955093
>It's really something I wanted to try
Then you're a degenerate.
>>28955093
Trust me you will care 100%.
>>28955145
I guess so. I gave up on being a holy man. Doesn't get you anywhere.
>>28955157
I'm just gonna go with a condom. And afaik she's clean so not gonna dispute it.
>>28955136
Like
>Hey I saw you going to a prostitute
>pay X ammount of money or we will tell the your boss you did this and that.
Basically so can't get blackmailed or similar.
>>28955182
Ahh that's not a problem for me. I'm unemployed and don't really have many people that would care. She seems 100% legit though. I checked her reviews on a decent site.
>>28955219
You never know when and what hit you.
Maybe she is legit but her boss isn't. Who the hell knows?
Stay safe.
>>28955262
Thanks anon. All I know is that there's always someone else in another room, but the other person never interferes and the girl seems absolutely safe and discreet.
Seriously I'm only going there to try new shit.
>>28955219
Something about written, online reviews for prostitutes is just completely surreal.
>>28955295
When I was growing up, they had asian massage parlor reviews on the radio.
I lost my virginity to a hooker as well.
She was kind and made it feel like she cares. Of course, it's her job, but she was good at it.
As for advice, just relax. Just think of it as a service you're getting for your money. You probably won't regret it, although it won't solve your problems long term, nevertheless short-term you will feel relieved of sexual frustration.
>>28955295
Of course I'm not talking about the "reviews" posted on the site with the girls ad. I'm talking about a specific board that does reviews for girls and stuff.
>>28955136
even if she seems legit based on review sites, there's always a chance she could be working with the police. maybe they busted her very recently and offered her a deal where she helps catch guys in exchange for a lesser punishment. just be careful.
Put it in her butt, OP.
>>28955391
Catch guys? What for exactly?
>tfw no marina ex escort gf
>>28955418
Is prostitution legal where you live? If so nevermind.
>>28955446
It is.
Why would the police care for the reason a girl has sex with you?
>>28954990
Enjoy it. Treat it like you're about to eat your favorite food or something. Look forward to it but don't act like it's some all-important event. She probably knows what she's doing. Don't talk too much, but whatever you do say, be as nice and as charming as possible. But don't be creepy about it. Here's an example, when you put it in, say "You feel so good" or something like that. Keep it light. Also, it's really addicting so heads up. If you don't care, then go for it. A lot of people do it.
Prostitute story time
>Summer 2012.
>Was 17
>Got drunk one lonesome weekend night
>Decided to take my boat into town,
>Meet prostitute who called herself Sylvia
>good looking, for a 27yearold Romanian(slav) milf
>Walk to the boulevard with her so we could take a cab
>That was the moment she asked the question
>Why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
>Even in my 4 shots haze I still didn't have the guts to tell her, just subtly dismiss the question
>I should have told her -I was insecure- but why would that matter, she's just renting her services to me for the night
>When I was 17, that 2012 summer, i thought, if only I had sex once, I'd get a confidence boost
>almost 20 now
>don't have a gf, never had one since, never had a date, never even small talked with a girl
>oh, Sylvia, where could you be now?
>3 years of my life, where did you go?
>>28955569
They shouldn't, but it is illegal in a lot of places, so anons in those places should be extra careful.
>>28955627
I feel like I'm gonna be shaking a lot from the fear/excitement.
I hope I'll be able to get it up.
If I get her for an hour and bust in 15 minutes, what do?
>>28955784
>illegal in a lot of places
yeah, police are corrupt in a lot of places too
Should I go for it? It's next to where I live
>>28955811
Are these fucking leg prosthetics?
>>28955845
Nope, why would they be?
>>28955899
They looked so thin on the first pic.
She looks pretty hot, go for it.
>>28955811
you should probably get out of the favela first
but seriously, if that's the level of street whore where you live, definitely go for it
>>28955959
Yeah, and the good thing is they cost like $30
>>28955943
Blame the google street view camera then
>>28955981
>they cost like $30
That's just fucking unreal.
take one of those erection pills from the gas station. trust me famm youll get nervous once you actually get there. i was feelin confident until i arrived at the motel. suddenly sweating and couldnt get it up
>>28956010
Sex tourism is a wonderful thing
It's the only thing that keeps me going
until VR waifus
>>28955703
same here. the "confidence boost" only works for normal people who were claiming the depression maymay but were otherwise functional
>>28956010
Our currency is really shit at the moment :^)
>>28955792
You're not going to last the entire hour, so don't worry about it. Maybe if she offers it, go for half an hour instead. If you bust early then you don't have to pay for the extra time
>>28956053
I don't regret going to a prostitute at 17.
Cost 260 euro, but I learned good food is just as good if not better than good sex
>>28955012
nice meme bro
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>>28956249
I heard it's possible to shoot twice in an hour.Tbh I'm worried I'll get it up anyway, since I jacked off yesterday and don't have such a pressure for fucking.
>>28956823
You can, but I've always lasted around 30-40 minutes, so I've never managed it
>>28955845
No, what the fuck? It's just Google's shitty automatic photo stitching algorithm.
>>28957040
I'm not gonna lie, amputees are my fetish. I'd give a lot to fuck an amputee or at least find amputee porn.
