Post your beta stories, I'll start:
>Be me last night
>The only friend I have is a girl
>She has a boyfriend
>I ask if she wants to hang out, she says yes
>Drive 45 mins to get to her house
>Decide to go out in the city
>Drive an hour from her house to the city
>Go to a restaurant
>She talks about her boyfriend
>Finish eating, I pay for everything (she didn't even offer to contribute)
>Decide to go to a casino
>Playing blackjack
>She lost pretty quickly, watched me play
>I won a lot of money, gave her what she lost with my winnings
>Pay for parking
>Drive her home
>Awkwardly hug her outside of her house
>Drive home feeling sorry for myself
>Wake up this morning
>Can't stop thinking about her
>Won't message her first, don't want to seem beta
>>28954826
how much do you like her? do you have a crush on her?
>>28954868
I don't even know anymore
(fucking spam filter)
>>28954826
>Won't message her first, don't want to seem beta
You already are beta, anon, so message her, who gives a shit anyway.
>>28955750
I know... I'm trying to be alpha, it's not really working though
>get girl to break up with guy of 3 years
>tell her everything one night when drunk
>she already knows I like her but not this much
>says we can't be friends anymore
>a week passes where I feel like shit but don't talk to her anymore
>she invites me over to her place
>we fuck
and that's how I lost my virginity a few days ago
>>28956406
I'm so fucking jealous, anon
>>28954826
How the fuck are men even capable of being so pathetic?
>>28956438
I've been obsessing over her nonstop for fucking months, don't be jealous. We aren't together either, I'm pretty sure it was a one time thing because I was a virgin. On the bright side she told me I was splitting her in half and took a picture of my dick afterwards. Now her crazy drug dealer ex wants to kill me though.
>>28954826
>How attractive would you label yourself?
>At any point did she bring up the topic of sex, no matter in what respect, did she talk openly towards you about sex and did she initiate the convo?
Sure, you are beta but there could be a chance here. Go read some plebbit pick up artist bullshit, some of that stuff works. Assuming you want to have sex and won't shit yourself come the coital part.
>>28956406
wrong thread
in fact wrong board
>>28956457
kindly leave
>>28956788
I'm unattractive. I weigh 320 and I'm 6ft 1. I don't remember the topic of sex coming up
>>28956375
Being friend with a girl that has a boyfriend definately isn't ''alpha'', try to seduce her and let her cuck her boyfriend.
>>28954826
OP you look like a mixture of Elliot Rodger and Dylan Klebold.
>>28957379
op here, the pic isn't me
>>28954826
>Hangin out with oneitis after work even tho shes dating Chad that works there
>Think I'm hitting it off well with her
>Finally get the courage to say "hey you should come grab a cup of coffee with me sometime."
>A weird hesitant look spreads over her face
>Before she even opens her mouth I get that sinking feeling in my gut
>"anon that would be fun I'm sure but, Chad says he feels like we're spending too much time together"
>I'm a bit stunned. I never really got along with the Chad at our work but he never seemed like a possessive cautious guy.
>Kind of feel confident that he feels a little threatened by me
>Mixed feelings of being let down too though
>Say sorry to her and go on my way
>Few days later hatch a plan to still be able to see my oneitis and let Chad's guard down.
>Going to tell Chad that I'm gay
>Butterflies in my stomach all day
>looking for an opportunity to speak to chad alone
>finally see him at the copier with noone else in sight
>oh fuck am I actually gonna do this?!
>I have to do this for my oneitis
>palms spaghetti
>walk up to him gulping
>"h-hey chad, hows it going?"
>a very unfriendly "not bad anon, you?" in return
>"f-fine...hey...look at that guys ass...q-quite a nice ass he's got there, wouldnt you say..."
>chad gives me a uwotm8 look
>die inside but keep going
>"I for one certainly wouldnt mind giving that guy....one"
>Chad looks quizzically now as I'm almost visibly shaking
>"anon are you trying to tell me you're gay?"
>y-yes Chad but theres no need to spread it around, those are the facts, sexuality is a broad spectrum - I say in a hushed tone getting my acting chops together
>Chad smiles and starts asking me about other male co-workers
>Stumble through until I pop the question "now that I'm gay, d-do you think it would be alright to see ___(oneitis) now and again?"
>Chad scoffs CONT
>>28957425
>chad scoffs and says
>yeah Ive never really had a problem with you and her hanging out anon
>realize the horrific truth
>my oneitis lied to me about chad being so concerned
>she just didnt want to hang out
>here comes the salt in the wound
>Chad grins and pats me on the shoulder
>"theres no threat from you anyway anon hahaha"
>w-what?
>He looks at me and drops his smile for a quick second
>"Gay or not anon Im not worried about you....
>......You could have your cock in her, and you still wouldnt have the balls to fuck her"
>He pats me on the head and walks off
>contemplate killing self the rest of the day
>>28954826
Why are you taking her out to expensive dates when she's already fucking someone else exclusively?
Do you really think at some point she's going to say "great, you just earned enough nice guy points to date me exclusively, and now you can stop pretending to care about me and have all that sex you deserve!"?
You should honestly focus your attention on available girls.
>>28957425
>>28957446
Why do people make up stories like this
Are you just masochistic
>>28957472
I have no idea. She's my only friend. And I can't just drop her because she didn't offer to pay for her food
>>28957561
>hurr durr it didnt happen to me so it couldnt happen to anyone else!
>>28957578
You drove, paid for all the food THEN paid her back her casino winnings....and you expect her to RESPECT you??
>>28957446
>......You could have your cock in her, and you still wouldnt have the balls to fuck her"
>He pats me on the head and walks off
He fucking racked your bitch ass. Fukn hell. I feel bad for you desu.
>>28957660
So what do I do to make her respect me?
>>28957679
rape her
muted original etc
>>28957578
listen here chap
good news you are not in the friendzone
bad news: the friendzone doesnt exist
People define themselves as being in the friendzone when they lust after someone who doesnt like them back
you hanging out with this girl is your attempt at getting some
so far doing what youre doing you arent going to get any pussy
this chick isnt a friend. Just someone you lust who doesnt like you back
>>28957578
If you don't want to hang out with her, don't. You're not obligated to do so, and it sounds like you don't want to unless you're fucking her.
>>28954826
She doesn't respect you. You're probably not even a true friend. She's using you for free stuff and some emotional support. Stop giving away your time and money for free.
>>28957711
I do want to hang out with her. And I don't mind if I'm fucking her or not, but if I had the choice I would definitely be fucking her hahah
>>28957701
>doesn't exist
It does, and you explained what it is. It's the situation where you want to be more than friends, but she just wants to be friends.
>try to find oneitis on instagram
>give up after 3 minutes cause too many other girls with her name
>look for her boyfriends' instagram
>find it instantly cause his name is rare
>stalk his profiles
>he's cut/ripped with pecs and chet
>showing off that nice summer beach body
>hand reaches down my undies
>start edging for couple hours scrolling through his pics
>blow my load into cummies sock
Oh boy I am LAFFIN
>>28957754
So you're hanging out with her. What's the problem then?
that's not a friend she's fucking using you
jesus christ
I'm about to give a girl 2k for her apartment
Instant regrets
>>28957701
>the friendzone doesnt exist
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xPjsTyS4lY
>>28957812
dont do it familia
i spent $100 on sneakers for a girl
i literally asked for a bj but she came over to my house with a friend
>t-thats why she said "no"...r-right?
ended up giving her the shoes anyways
>>28957812
green text please
(fuck this fucking spam filter)
>>28954998
fucking kek
u n bl o x
>>28956406
Congrats (from a fellow non-autist who has put their dick in something before)
>>28957871
>>28957884
She also need 2k next month and then the month after that
>>28957946
im the guy who spent $100 for a girl
i suggest you get the pussy first for those $2000first and i mean make it clear you want sexual favors first
before handing them over actually bust a nut
and if you want more film it and blackmail if you feel youre into that
and share here
>>28957446
Literally stole this entire scenario from an episode of Peep Show. Even down to the line "you could have your cock in her and still not have the balls to fuck her."
Kill yourself anon.
>>28957561
>>28957634
>hurr durr it was line for line straight from a popular tv series.
fake and gay
>>28957425
>>28957446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv9fsY9tU3c
Mark Corrigan spotted
>>28958049
I had the chance to fuck her before with no money involved and I couldn't even do that. I'm a 28 yo kv
>>28958454
greentext pls
fucking oregano comment
>>28957425
>>28957446
>>28958368
HOLY SHIT BTFO. Fuck off /r9k/ with your copy pastas, ya insufferable faggot. Oh i'm laffin.
>>28957755
in that situation do you really think that this girl sees him as a friend? or an ATM?
she doesn't want to be friends, she wants free stuff.
>>28958972
I doubt she spent all day with him, and didn't feel atleast somewhat like he was her friend.
But that is situational, and we can't tell if she is really her friend, but it's safe to say they are aleast somewhat friends.
Given that, OP's in the friendzone.
>>28954826
>16 years old, on a cruise
>Chad cousin basically sets up a 4some, the girl I'm paired with isn't really into me but she's still going along with it
>we head back to our cabin
>I chicken out, end up distracting my aunt and uncle so they don't walk in on Chad having a 3some
That was 4 years ago. I'm still a virgin.
>>28958972
>>28959073
Our friendship is a really long and complicated story. I can greentext if you want but we'll be here all night
>>28959073
girls (read: people) will put up with some shit to get free stuff. i seriously can't imagine that the girl has any respect for OP, because she didn't even offer to pay for her share. on that note, you can't be friends with someone you don't respect, it just doesn't happen, it's not friendship.
>>28959159
stop giving her free money, you're a fucking enabler and desu i hate people like you more than women.
friends dont spend large amounts of money on friends she is using you. dont take her out anymore and when she makes contact just say you can hang at a different date than when she suggests. if she asks why and she will just say your taking someone else out. then when you do hangout with her tell her its her turn to pay
