who eats ass here?
If you haven't would you?
I do. It's hot. Has no flavor, but there is naturally a smell
>>28954125
This gets posted all the time, but I do. I eat ass nearly every day (my girlfriends), and sometimes eat the ass of anyone else she or I play with (so ate a guys ass this weekend, was hot as fuck).
Gf dosent want to try it but I would if she let me
>>28954151
>Eating some dudes ass
>Letting your GF get fucked by other guys
faggot.
>>28954191
It's called being bisexual (or queer, or whatever).
I eat my gfs butt all the time
I wish she had less hair down there. I like a nice, hairless butt. She has a buncha hair
>>28954151
Cuck, normie and a faggot? Getting the fuck out won't be enough, kill yourself.
>>28954125
Hi do.
My gf has a great ass and she is very hygienic. So literally whenever she has done anything that she might slightly break a sweat she will clean herself. Also we have a bidet.
Literally love it. Do it on the daily. Gf loves it too.
>>28954151
fuck off faggot. bet your gf wears the pants in the relationship.
>>28954202
it's called beingworthless
now gokill yourselfyoucuck faggot
>>28954235
it's called being a bi guy in a relationship with a queer girl, and neither of us are strictly monogamous. (Although I sleep around far, far more than she does.)
>>28954202
It's called a mental disorder son
>>28954254
>>28954253
what is with the anger, boys?
I don't think she 'wears the pants' on big issues, but she is dominant and I am submissive so whatever.
I just want big cheeks around my face as I like her asshole.
I wish I could do, If I go around in public asking chicks to do it, is there a chance that one will accept?
>>28954125
Never have, being a khv, but shit its my #1 fetish
Oh yes!
Every day whenever! My gf loves to wear skirts so when she's cooking breakfast I'll come up to her and lift her skirt and admire her little asshole and give it a good licking! Or after she works out I'll lick every inch of her ass to clean it up and flick her little asshole with my tongue! Pure bliss.
>>28954278
sure is summer in here, right newfriend?????
>>28954326
try it and post results
>>28954125
I have never had the pleasure of tasting grill butt
but I would certainly love to bury my face in them thicc cheeks
>>28954125
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
Never mind that anon, continue eating my ass
PPPPFFFFFRRRTT
I've discovered ass eating about a year ago. Since then I've eaten the ass of nearly every girl I've been with.
My only regret is I didn't discover it sooner and started licking ass sooner. It really is the best.
>>28954151
>literally licking another man's shithole
what a loser
>>28954512
ideally this is how things go as this is my fetish
>>28954600
nah, i enjoyed it. he sat on my face and jacked off while I ate his ass while my girlfriend rode me cowgirl and they made out. he shot his load on her tits and face then get off, then she bent down and kissed me and i came in her while i licked his cumm off her. was bretty fucking hot.
>>28954305
>that fucking stupid looking walk thing
Why does this trigger me so much?
>>28954638
I bet your parents are proud of you.
>>28954638
I bet you will be a proud father of your wife's son
>>28954658
they are
>>28954718
this is super clever and original, thanks!
braaaaaaammpppppffffftttttttttasdssmmmmmmm braaaaappppp
This is the most vile and disgusting sexual act I've ever heard of. Ever since Afro Americans in the media popularized it, it's a big thing.
You are literally eating another person's anus.
This has to be a form of a mental illness.
>>28954947
i feeel really bad for you famalam
>>28954947
>literally eating
>>28954151
sorry dude, as a male who witnesses himself shoot liquid shit into a toilet, smells my own farts, wipes my own ass, and basically experiences all the other unpleasantries of the male body, you are fucking vile.
There is nothing hot about eating a males asshole. Eat a girls ass is fine, stop being a disgraceful faggot.
>>28955088
Girls fart and poop too though.
>>28955088
This is just factually inaccurate, sorry man.
>>28954947
>literally
With knife and fork?
>>28955088
This is such a bizarre thing to say. "I don't find something attractive, so it isn't attractive." You do know that lots of girls like to eat male asshole, right?
>>28955106
yeah, but I happily eat girls shit and have girls fary on my face. Will not do that with guys, but I will eat a guys ass. MAKE SENSE OF THAT, HUH?
>>28955952
um...do tell?
also i ate 9-10 year old ass, but i was the same age as the person.
>>28956226
you're a sick fuck m8, hope you get v&, nick bate style
>>28956282
Why? It sounds consensual to me.
>>28956516
where would you get that from. it's fucking sick if he was any older than like 11. i mean kids do weird stuff, that is fine, but it isn't fine and can't be consensual if it is an adult and a kid.
>>28956572
Yeah it can.
You can tell from his disappointment that she no longer consents to sex stuff with him.
>>28956572
>arguing with pedophiles
Dude, don't even bother, they're not people.
>>28956603
how can it be consensual?
>>28956900
He asked if he could and she said yes.
That's called consenting.
>>28957043
not if they are 9
I eat goat and lamb, but not ass
>>28954947
you sound like a blast
I'm with whatever anon said they do it now and wish they did sooner
bitches love it, but I've noticed the ones worth dating (qts not sluts) don't enjoy it so it is simultaneously a way to find out if shes worth another date
>>28957641
>but I've noticed the ones worth dating (qts not sluts) don't enjoy it so it is simultaneously
jesus you are fucking retarded. so enjoying sex makes a girl a slut and not worth dating? wtf?
>>28954125
Did it once to my older sister when she was passed out drunk on .the couch.
Mostly just groped and played with her butt, but licked it when I was feeling ballsy. I really don't see the appeal, it was clean but still had a dirty aftertaste. Kind of hard to explain
>>28957722
kys rapist
>>28957781
Meh, more of just innocent teenage exploring imo.
>>28954125
If you have been close enough to a woman to eat ass you need to get off this board.
>>28957981
I've eaten the ass of 8 women and 2 men. Do I need to leave?
>>28957981
My gf started out as a close friend who also happened to be a neet. She's pretty average 5/10 maybe 6 at best.
Women aren't all 10/10 goddesses, take them off your pedestal.
>>28955793
What's the difference?
If you were blindfolded and had a both a dude and girl fart in your face and produce a thick fucking log on a plate you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
>>28958080
yes please
>>28958280
>>>/out/
>>28954125
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>Eat my ass anon <3
>>28954125
>tfw 26
>I've never felt the softness of a girls butt
>have a fart fetish
>have a scat fetish
bretty gud time
>>28959833
The only hard part is actually finding a girl who is into those same fetishes.
Find a qt girl who'll willingly let you watch her poop sounds difficult af.
