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Going to lose my virginity, it was fun to be a robot for 18 years
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Going to lose my virginity, it was fun to be a robot for 18 years and 10 months

btw I'm fucking scared how am I supposed to kiss a girl I have never kissed a girl
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>18
>robot
fuck off
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>>28953350
M8 I have never ever kissed a girl all of my classmates have, even the shitty chinese guy, I don't really wan't to fuck this girl but I'm scared of going full wizard if I don't
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>>28953344
If you're under 21, you cannot be a robot.
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>>28953350
Everyone here is kids now anon, our time is over. Last night there was an underage OP that stated his age, that thread was up for hours.

Im pretty sure underageb& is the majority now.
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>>28953393
But I'm almost 19
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>>28953371
woah you've never even kissed a girl that's crazy my man you're a true blue robot
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>>28953435
Man i wish i was that age again.

You have so many opportunities
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>>28953371
>I feel like a robot so I am

Leave this place. Have fun and treat her right but not too right or she'll leave you.

18 seriously just fuck off.
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>>28953467
She is just some random whore I don't like her
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>>28953490
yea that's what it feels like. Just embrace it Normie.
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>elite top tier squad composed of death sentence criminals who take on missions that nobody else can

>composed of a guy who throws boomerangs, a guy who can tie knots, dude with a skin disorder and a crazy chick
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>>28953490
that answers your first question then, you don't kiss prostitutes
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>>28953928
lol wat

originalityisalie
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>>28953344
stick your lips over her lips then put your hands in her panties

she'll back off because of your hand, then you say "ok we'll go at your pace" and then let her take charge of the kissing and sexing

rather than looking like a sperg, you look like a horny little chad who was a bit too experienced for her

this is my plan, haven't tried it out yet, let me know if it works kthx
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