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You are offered two magic pills. One will make you 5 foot 1,
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You are offered two magic pills. One will make you 5 foot 1, and give you an 9 inch dick. The other will make you 6 foot 3 and give you a 4.8 inch dick. Which one would you pick?
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>>28953133
>Tfw 6"2 with a 7 inches benis and perma virgin

Don't fall for the memes kiddo. Sure, height helps (dick size doesn't, nobody will see your cock until it's too late). The real problem is being a speed and the inability of holding a conversation with a girl your just met
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Will both pills restore my foreskin?
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I'd take both and become 5 foot 8 with a 7.1 inch dick

faggot
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>>28953171
You overdose and die
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>>28953133
Id take 6'3 with a 3 inch desu. Disregard bitches and aquite aesthetics
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i get taller and my dick grows? i'll have to take the latter
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>>28953133
I'm already tall as fuck with a below average dick
Pill #1, shota mode me on
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>>28953133
>i'm literally already 6'3 with a 4.8 inch dick

don't know whether or be glad or kill myself
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>>28953133
The other one. I get taller and my dick grows bigger. Win win.
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If you have smoked a cigarette, you've sucked on a girl's nipples.
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Tfw 5'8 and 7 inch dick

2 inches for 7 inches in height? I think I'm good
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But what if I'm already 6 foot 3 with a 9 inch dick?
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>>28953193
Still not seeing a downside to taking both
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>>28953166
Your height and penis are wasted in your worthless existence
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>>28953516
Oh yeah? What can I do about it?
Fuck you
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Op what about my face? Whats the point in not being a dicklet or manlet when you look like pepperoni pizza?
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>>28953385
>>28953411
>6'3" and 5 incher
Looks like I'm senpai tonight~
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>>28953133
Sause plz no famalamadingdong original
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>6'3 with 6 inch dicks.

I choose neither.
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>>28953133
obviously the 6'3" pill because i'm an ftm tranny and that's a double win
>tfw no dick
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>>28953133
None, I'm 6'5 and got a 6" dick, it's enough for me
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>>28953133
I'm already 6'2" with a 7.1" dick

I've only made the sex with two girls though
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I'm 5'9 with a 6.5 incher

I'm ok with it
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>>28953629
Am i too late to the party?
>http://exhentai.org/g/55460/090d14e28b/
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