Look who just decided to come out of his cave!
I just came for a drink
>>28952991
damn.. really makes you think... huh
what did he mean by this?
"DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!"
*HISSSSSSS*
>scuttles into the kitchen for some food then slithers back down to the basement
>>28953031
psshhh.. *teleports behind you and takes out katana*
*cuts head off*
"nothin personal kid"
(walks into sunset)
>>28953049
*It's a hologram*
(Original comment)
>>28953049
>regrows head because im a salamander
>runs up your trenchcoat
>enters hairy butthole and leaves a poison
>slithers back to basement to eat my food
>>28953100
>>28953093
*silently watches from a cliff I flew to with a sly smirk over my face*
Click. (explodes the ground under you)
>>28953152
>reincarnate as a my little pony figurine
>you are penetrating your butthole with me
>i slip some more poison up there, and now you going to die for certain
>>28952991
"Wow Sally isn't so little anymore huh? Want to see my amiibo collection Sally?Come, it's right down here."
>>28952991
*grab wine bottle and chug it while scratching my ass on way back to dungeon*