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Why are chestlets always so angry all the time?
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Why are chestlets always so angry all the time?
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>>28952799
Because they will never be the penis venus
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i'm a chestlet and i'm not. my best friend has huge tits and lets me play with them. i'm straight, but boobs are soft so i can't help but want to touch them.
living a life in sorrow because you're not a superior in a certain aspect as someone else might be is really pointless. there's better things to do, like explore nature, eat good ice cream.
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>>28953153
not superior*
ignore a
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>>28953153
No. You're jealous. Deep down. It's not your fault.
You just can't feel that deep.
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>>28953153
Does your best friend want an Internet bf?
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>>28953153
Do tits grow when you play with them alot?
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>>28953226
i knew there'd be a bitter guy. are you mad because no big titted girls want you? is that why you're taking it out on me?
>>28953275
she's already in a relationship, she's a normie who uses snapchat and instagram and facebook and musical.ly, etc etc, she'd have no interest in anyone who even knows this board exists.
>>28953284
they get warmer, that's all i'm able to decipher


i'm not jealous because we balance out. i have a cuter face than her, she has a nicer body. it all works out and we enjoy our time together.
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because they can't do this
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>>28953153
>play with them

Just with your hands, or does she let you suck them too? Have you seen them in their full glory?
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>>28953379
>i'm not jealous because we balance out
No you don't. Stop being delusional. You're trash if you're chestlet. That's why she has a bf and you don't.
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>>28953432
no, she'd get weirded out if i sucked them. like i said, she's your typical girl, so you know, it would be weird if i asked. so only hands.
>>28953433
i don't have a bf because relationships are pointless. they all end horribly. there is literally no reason for relationships to exist.
but sorry no big titted girl will ever love you and let you stick it between her cleavage. are you jealous because i get a big titted girl and you don't?
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>>28953507
Kek

Nice try attempting to deflect away from the fact that you don't have a bf is because no guy wants a chestlet

You look like a pre pubescent boy
May as well become a lesbian
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>>28953539
uhhh... you realize a girl with autism has a chad bf, right? i could get one if i really wanted to, but i don't.
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>>28953379

https://youtu.be/NCbgIgkvhN4
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>>28953153
>tfw all this hate for not cowtits
>tfw think these giant bags of flesh are hideous
>tfw no qt small boob gf

why even live when all the """""chestlets""""" get bullied and feel the need to get implants. can we start up some tit-shaming to make these cows feel the need to get breast reduction instead?
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>>28953587
Girls can't have autism and even if they could Chad would overlook that for a great pair of tits

You on the other hand get overlooked by every man out there
You may as well be invisible because you're a chestlet
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>>28953859
Nice try chestlet but you're jealous rage is palpable and not covered up by your pathetic posts
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>>28952799
the same reason manlets are always so angry. they're genetically inferior
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>>28953859
>implying
I'm a 6'5 white man, don't think I'm a chestlet just because I have different preferences than you """"high-test"""" plebians
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>>28952799
Would you consider these girls chestlets??
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>>28954109
Yes

Or maybe just average if there was a batter angle and more form-fitting clothing

Kinda hard to tell with loose clothes and certain angles
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>>28953869
what was that? this girl has smaller boobs than i do AND down syndrome AND has a weird figure. she has a boyfriend, but what were you saying?
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>>28954257
That's clearly no Chad

That guy looks like he's got some kind of disorder himself

Maybe if you want an actually disabled bf then you'll be good lmao
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>>28954355
i don't see any chad in that picture either. and all men cheat anyway, so why would i want a bf?
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>>28954408
I'll pump and dump you that's really all chestlets are good for

I bet if you got a good dicking you wouldn't be so salty
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>>28954438
how am i salty? i love big tits, they're nice and soft and good to look at. besides, i'm asexual.
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>>28954511
I think you need to come sit on this dick
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>>28954511
Asexualism is just your body's way of knowing not even to try because of how little sexual value you have.
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>>28954575
no, i'm a d cup anyway and there are a cups fucking people left and right. so i'm sure this isn't the case. and yes d cup is a chestlet, they're basically bigger c cups, not titcow tier
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>>28954617
D cup isn't chestlet that's just average like this girl

Ds are still very desirable
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>>28954617
D cups are not chestlet though, it's actually a good size.
In German sizes a 70D looks way smaller than an 80D.
And an 80D can the same as a 85C or 75E. Cup sizes can be tricky, lass.
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>>28952799
Well, because they get the same kind of feeling as short men in manlet threads, because they lost the genetic lottery and it's ruining their lives.
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>tfw only a D cup

iktf
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>>28955380
cowtits are only really good in 2d though, in 3d flat chests and chestlets (lower than a b) rule supreme
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>>28953507

do you WANT to suck them though?
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I like girls with smaller breasts. My gal pal has d cups but i dont mind that. I just think women with smaller breasts are more attractive.
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b-c cup is the sweet spot
d and bigger are for degenerates
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>>28955634
>>28955411
lmaoing at your life chestlets
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unga bunga bunga
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>>28955700
Mmm

Got names for those girls?
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Women without large breasts are mostly invisible to me.
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> she thinks she is a woman when her breasts aren't AT LEAST the size of her head
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Know your place, chestlet.
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I don't think the 'chestlet' meme actually upsets fembots or women, it's just a way for bitter robots to lash out.

That being said, I love big fat tits
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>>28956661

Some women do get legit jealous though
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>>28956661
Chestlet here. I post in threads mostly to live out a lezdom fantasy.
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>>28956818
pls don't post that nasty bag of fat again
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>>28956661
Small breasted women HATE girls who have big tits and show them off. The jealousy levels are off the scale
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>>28956835
>Small breasted women HATE girls who have big tits and show them off. The jealousy levels are off the scale
And how do you know this? It's easy to make claims
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>>28956861

just ask literally any girl with big boobs
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>>28956911
my gf has 38JJ boobs and she said that women tend not to get jealous of her that she knows, but instead assume she's a slut because of her huge tits
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>>28956818

cant you find a IRL busty girl to make it reality?
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>>28956911
But of course they want that to be true. They want other women to be jealous of them, so you're proving nothing
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>>28956938
>my gf has 38JJ boobs

why are you here
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>>28956962
because I've been here sine 2006 m8
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>>28956938

thats jealousy

women arent going to come out and say it, so they tear the big boobed girl down to make themselves feel better
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the only chestlets that wish they had bigger boobs are the ones who have nothing else to offer but their bodies. if you're intelligent, a great person and generally have a lot going for you, your physical appearance tends to take a back seat
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>>28956943
If only it were that simple, anon.
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>>28956938

Other girls say she's a slut because of tit envy ya dip.
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normie here, big boobs seem unpractical and an unconvenience
i don't think i'd even want to bone a big breasted girl specifically
good ass>tits
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>the only chestlets that wish they had bigger boobs are the ones who have nothing else to offer but their bodies.

all of them, then?
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>>28958051
This honestly

Women have nothing to offer but their bodies
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>>28958051
>>28958123
nice response, very edgy bois, keep it up, proud of you
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>>28954355
>Red Sox

DROPPED
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>>28958174

*tits fedora*

upboated
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>>28958174
look out everyone the cunt's upset
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tfw chestlet gf.

She's literally an A cup, I want an E cup or larger but I know there is no chance in hell I'd score that.

What do.
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>>28958174
For the most part it's completely true. Most women, and men in fact, have nothing to offer but the physical.
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>>28955380
D cups are fine, femanon
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>>28958324
iktf
i had a chestlet gf who was nice and all but her lack of tits was really disappointing
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>>28958379
>D cups are fine
Low test detected
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>>28958429
Yeah, I don't know what to do about it.
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>Feel when Chinese gf who is 5'2 and has D-cups.
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>>28958379
but i'm a man
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>>28958324
Don't be that guy, anon.
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>>28958289
don't be so disobedient you little sissy, who do you think you are talking to me like that
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>>28958798
What do you mean, anon?

>original gomments fug
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>>28958956
Don't think of her as the best you can get and don't be so hung up on wanting someone else with bigger tits. It's not really fair to anyone.

It puts on the same tier as stacy complaining to her friends about the size of her bfs dick and making plans to cheat on him with some other guy.
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>>28953153
chestlet can u post ur armpits please
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>>28957052
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
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>>28959819
that second part is true
source: me, an ugly chick
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>>28960142
>thinking you're smart/funny/intelligent/talented
So humble.
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>>28960601
I'm starting at one of the top unis in the UK next year, so I think it's safe to say I'm intelligent. I'm not funny though, I'm just a retard who lucked out.
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>>28956938
38JJ is ridiculously fucking fat
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>>28956938
>band size above 32
lol shes a fucking lardbeast kys my man

>tfw no 28HH gf
end me tbqh
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>>28955700
Geez I hope the brown haired girl brought enough gum for the rest of the class.
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After all these years I still can't decide if I like ass or tits more. Every time I feel like I am leaning more in one area I see something that makes me go back to the neutral zone.
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>>28960718
>implying that means your smart and not just rich
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>>28952799
i dunno, all they have to do is get bigger tits and they're fine
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>>28961640
i'm on bennies currently, not rich in the slightest
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The anger gets let out into the ether instead of being trapped in luscious bags of fat, there's no room to store all that hormonal loosh in these chests
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>>28962318
So mummy and daddy are paying for it. Poor bastards.

Just don't go taking tons of uni dick. Your dad's paying for that shit. It's disrespectful.
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>>28962567
i'm in the uk, the uni debt is on me and we don't pay it till we get a job over 22k. i've also saved a lot of my bennies which will go towards it.

i'm literally retarded, i've never had dick in my life
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someone post that video of the girl with big tits trying on different bras

it was posted last night. i fucking busted mad nuts to that video no lie. i always thought i was an ass man until i found the beauty of tits. tits are the only thing i fap to now. thank you titfriends
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>had f cups but was chubby (bmi 29)
>lose weight and go to d cups

Is it better to be chubby with big tits or normal with normal tits?
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>>28952799

Small tits are way better desu senpai
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>>28962744

you say you are ugly, but do you have big boobs?
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>>28952820

under rated post. makes you think
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>>28962744
I know how it works here, m8. But a lot of people wouldn't be able to handle the debt from an expensive uni without family backing them up.
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>>28953899

moar plzxx
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>>28962823

this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqpxWSEAWj4
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I'm a 34E but I'm trying to get a reduction on the NHS, which will probably never happen.
Fat tits are just not elegant or fashionable. I want to be demure and sweet, not look like I should be serving mead in an alehouse.

Picture related is the ideal chest imo.
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>>28962855
no, read previous posts. i was saying how the only way to get along if you're a chestlet is to be intelligent and have other stuff going for you
>>28962884
it's really not that bad, i get killer bursaries whilst i'm there too because poorfag
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>>28962963
>serving mead in an alehouse.

be my big tittied tavern wench gf
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>>28962976

NO I WANT TO BE CUTE STOP IT
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big tits are overrated. the pores are larger so the skin looks weird and they're sweaty and just an overall mess. qt small tits look nice when standing on their own
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>>28962963

you slapping god in the face

kill you are self
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>>28962963
Make sure to play the mental health card really well, it can be hard to get surgeries on the NHS even when you really need it. If not, do you have a job? If so, a lot of cosmetic surgeons will make a personal plan for you to pay it back over time.
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>>28962992
why wouldn't you want to be a tavern wench? they are the ultimate females
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>>28962963

y not make money off your boobs to get a reduction like this chick?
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>>28962993
>big tits are overrated
Chestlets are literally on suicide watch.
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>>28962963
Go for the christina hendricks look. You can absolutely be elegant and fashionable.
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>>28963006

I tried but last time they were just like "lol lose weight" even though I'm 5'7" and 132lbs. Even when I was 106lbs I was still a large C cup. Shit sux.

>>28963024

I want to be delicate and demure.

>>28963043

I'm not a whore breh'.

>>28963003

My chest was a mistake.

>>28963056

She would look moreso without those mammary sacs attached to her chest tho tbqh kouhai.
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>>28963116
so you are 5"7, 132 lbs, and you have 34e cup?

BE
MY
FUCKING
GF
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>>28963003
>you slapping god in the face
There's only one thing you should be slapping with your tits.
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>>28962963
Breast reduction surgery is an affront to God
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>>28963116
i agree with you fembot but surgery just gives you ugly scars :c

how will you deal with that? scars are not kawaii
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>>28962936
YES
YES
YES
YES

this bitch is so fucking juicy and thick goddamn i would pump a holocaust of sperm on to those machine gun jubblies
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There is nothing more tragic in this world than non-medical breast reduction surgery.
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>>28962963
You should really post your beautiful chest before you destroy it once and for all. We would all appreciate it.
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>>28963169

I hate the scars too, they're awful, but at the end of the day I would rather live the rest of my life feeling confident with a small set of perky, delicate breasts with two red scars than slinging around these unsightly pork-sacs for the rest of my life and being miserable because of it.

Besides, the scars can be greatly diminished with great attention and care. To me I think its a good exchange.

>>28963201

Yeah but to you you're just the guy that gets to look at them, you don't have have to deal with consequences of having them attached to you. They're not fun.
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>>28963230
Well if you want to be delicate and demure, you also have to have a small qt face with a small chin, it's a must. so do you have a qt face? it won't be worth it and you'll have nothing if it's ugly.
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>>28963282

No my face is very qt, that's what depressed me. So much lost potential. My face doesn't match my bust at all. Whoever matched them made a mistake.
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>>28963230
If I had a qt face like >>28963282 said, I'd get it done too. But I'm ugly so I'm keeping my boobs. They aren't even that big, just a DD, but >>28962963 is top tier. But if I get rid of them I'll just have an ugly scarred chest and ugly face, so I guess I'll have to keep them.

Good luck on looking like a delicate perky qt, fembot.
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>>28963338
>qt face
>big tits
pls giv picture
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>>28963043
she realized working a real job with brains was fucking hard then went back to being a porno slag
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>>28963230
I just think surgery is a poor solution to personal image problems. Work out, eat a proper diet and build your body into its natural healthy look. And then accept it as you.

Also, when you start down the road of surgery, you'll be more likely to go for extra surgeries. You had your breasts reduces to feel more comfortable and attractive so why not get your nose and chin done, too.

Don't do it, bro. Same goes for anyone considering leg lengthening surgery or dick-related surgeries.
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MFW I actually read the comments in these threads for once, usually stopping by because girls comparing bust sizes and big tits in general are a fetish of mine

Is it always this cringy where teenage girl tries to garner attention by arguing with r9kers, and r9kers are retarded and give her the attention?

post more girls comparing/jealous/admiring bigger tits k thx
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>>28963338
what shape is it, i'm >>28953153 and know lots about being delicate and demure. i look almost exactly like katya lischina, if there's any advice you need, just ask me
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>>28963230
>They're not fun
Sure they are.
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in college tech class with all dudes and one girl
>well endowed woman gets sexually harassed by chads in room
>chad asks me what i think of her while she is right in front of her
>the only thing she has going for her is huge tits. her personality is absolute shit and she is an absolute bitch i mean just look at her shes a latina and she thinks she is hot shit; when in reality everyone who doesnt have their dick in their hand knows she does a rampent amount of drugs. honestly has the personality of this keyboard we type on its that flat. and not to say her programming skills are absolute shit; i've seen your grades on tests and i assume you have a d. like what the fuck are you doing here besides sucking dick? fuck off.
>"wow you're such a dick no wonder why you have no girlfriend"
>retort "what a lame response; almost as inspired as your coding skills. heres an idea go fuck yourself. the first opportunity for you to literally fuck off without harassment has opened its doors for you; i suggest you take it and i sincerally ask that you fuck off"
>she storms off and chad is like what
m8


why do big boobed girls get so mad when you tell them to kill themselves instead of acting like a caveman
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>>28963396
same poster as this guy, just wanted to say this to the girl posting thats getting called a chestlet

Please stop arguing with people and either post pics or more stories of you playing with your friends tits/admiring your friends tits

These threads are basically just trolls baiting women into arguing and more important, just a place to post big boobs dont take it so seriously
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>>28963396
It's just in case some idiot is serious about carving up their body. You have to discourage people from becoming the meme, when you can.
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>>28953275
shit its female beans
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>>28963376
good advice. i can't say it'll be "ideal", but reach a moderately healthy, happy place and you should be fine. problems will dissipate as you become more comfortable
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>>28963230
>mfw you get a reduction
>mfw you ironically end up with a guy who later gets a penis reduction and muscle reduction so he can look "sleek and fast" and expects you to deal with it


>mfw you probably won't even get a labiaplasty lmao
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>>28963552
See for me, the two on the left are so much better.Their bodies are so much more attractive.

The one on the right is just ugly body, matronly, like someone's mom. its how I feel about my own
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>>28963615
Your wiev doesn't matter because that's not how men see it. Big boobs automaticly put +2 points to your attractiveness. Even if you have an ugly face you can get away with it if you have big boobs.
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>>28963230
My sister got a reduction and has regretted it ever since.

If you're smart get married before getting the reduc.

You have no idea just how much your life is going to change as a woman without those big tits. You will learn what its like to live halfway towards a man, the depressed men flocking these boards. It will destroy you.
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>>28963538
if you wanted to talk to me why didn't you just reply to my number?
anywho, it's funny how mad they get when they see a chestlet in a thread. and i enjoy sharing me and my friend's stories, all you have to do was ask
her boobs look exactly like pic related
>friend gets out of the shower
>comes into her room with a towel on as usual
>she sits on bed
>i start playfully tickling her and her towel comes off
>i grope her boobs as a joke
>stop it anon!! giggle!!!
>i continue groping her boobs and tickling her until she's out of breath
and that's basically it
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>>28963699
did you read the thread? lots of guys here think small boobs are way better. explain that
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>>28963615
I can get that. But it can still work. Don't have to become the mommy gf. And big tits and still work out cute. Cute can be just as much actions as look. Behave qt and dress qt and you can still be qt, even with mammoth mammaries.

Also, consider there's a fair amount of tall, hairy men who wish they could be cute little traps. It ain't gonna happen.
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>>28963718
I dont think they're mad, I think they think they're trolling you like you think you're trolling them, and its just silly from my perspective also 10/10 story
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>>28963718
That is hot as fuck.

And it's some prime female privilege.
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>>28954355
>those kike noses on the men
Who said women don't go for money? Nobody.
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>>28963745
her body would look gross in realistic lighting, in a realistic angle, without photoshop.

and she still doesn't look cute or youthful, just sort of matronly and contrived.

pic related is youthful and shit
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>>28953379
Will you be my girlyfriendo, I'm a dfc lover
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>>28963733
They're just thirsty and trying to score a chestlet itt. Literally no men would prefer a chestlet to big boobs if given the choice.
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>>28963116
if it helps at all femanon, i think large breasts can be very cute
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>>28953379
As a social media marketing specialist, I always find it amazing whenever someone on 4ch calls FB/Snap/Twitter/Instagram normie shit. Yeah, mainly normies use it, I don't know how it is in USA, but where I'm from - it's fairly normal to just use that shit for a cheap laugh or to check your friends tits.

Call me normie all you want, since on paper I'm as normie as they get, but I've been here for 11 years and it's amazing how weird the 4ch culture grew after Reddit, tumblr and Facebook became a thing.
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>>28963907
I'm determined to convince you otherwise or at least make you doubt. I've got a frankly disturbing number of big titty pics right here. I'm going to search and post until there's something that makes you see they can be cute and don't have to be matronly.
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>>28963435
just came to say you don't fucking lok like Katya you lying bitch
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>>28963985
it's ok
>>28964047
lmao i know i'm a grown man i'm actually just here to fulfill my fantasies of wanting to be a girl with a big tittied best friend do not bully
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>>28964024
When they are that big I guess it's cute but most big boobs don't look like that, they look saggy and disgusting.

Whereas most small boobs look like pic related, and that's what most normies prefr
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Oh yeah, and talking about tits - yeah, I like'em big and some women do think less of girls with big tits, thinking that big chest gives you "easy mode" in life.

Most don't give a fuck, but they few that do - are usually shallow bitches you wouldn't really want to talk with.
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>>28964087
>that's what most normies prefer
Normies are wrong.

A lot of tits sag, sure, but how often are you going to be bareing them? They can and do look good. They don't have to detract from being cute.
I suppose posting pictures of naked girls isn't the best way to display cute.

Also, you my nigga. I've got that exact picture.
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>>28964087
>that's what most normies prefr
It's not what they prefer, it's what they can get hold of because most girls are chestlets. You're literally throwing away a gift from gods by getting reduction.
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>>28962963
>I'm a 34E
post pic so we can masturbate to your big tits
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>>28964204
im not the one getting a reduction, no point because ugly and scarred up mutilated chests are gross

>>28964195
>has that exact picture
>is somehow arguing in favour of saggy titcows
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>>28964307
Oh, now I understand you. It's just that you don't realise the truth yet.

All tits, great and small, are absolutely fantastic.
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>>28964366
holy crap
source on this?
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>>28964366
*tips feedora* m'lady
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A lot of people in this thread are preaching about how reductions are an affront to nature, how bigger boobs are superior etc., but I notice you're all only really posting women who have large, perky breasts, and I don't know whether or not it's a case that you don't seem to realise that breasts like that are very much a minority.

The reality of most large breasts is that they're not so attractive. I'm a 34E and mine are sagging, the nipple almost points downwards and they lack any real volume, and I'm only 22. They just don't look good.
For women like me the only hope of salvation is a reduction.
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>>28964434
that sucks sag-anon
i'd still like your breasts though probably
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>>28964401
Sorry, bro. Can't even remember what ancient thread I pulled it from. Imagesearch it and hope for the best.

>>28964434
Wear. Clothes.
Don't get surgery. Just wear some decent clothes.

>sagging, the nipple almost points downwards
Like pic related?
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>>28956661
>That being said, I love big fat tits
here here.

i'll post to that
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>>28964494

Maybe, and whilst that's flattering, more than anything I want to like my breasts. They're probably passable now, but god help me when I'm 30. I'm fukd m8.

>>28964498

I've been with my partner 8 years and I've still never stood up in front of him topless. I think that's just a sad affair, for him and me. I want to feel confident and I don't think clothes are going to help how I feel about my naked, unsupported chest. I know long run he probably won't care, but I know deep down somewhere he'll think "wow, those are saggier than I expected".

And yeah mine are kind of similar, bigger and more splayed out though, probably a bit flatter.
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Because I'm either going to die alone or with a man who has bigger tits than me.
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>>28952799
>tfw an a cup is too big for me
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>>28963172

shes fat senpai

pls dont be such a beta
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>>28960817
>>band size above 32
>lol shes a fucking lardbeast kys my man
>tfw band size is 36
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>>28960817

Actually a 34 band size is the standard for most underwear models. I don't think you understand how cup and band sizing works.
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>>28964631
He's shitting, anon
It's very hard to find bras for adults with a band smaller than 34
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>>28964560
That's unfortunate. I think that other pic were actually the flattest tits I have in my collection. I suppose I do overlook pancake titties.
Try getting some lingerie that shows them off but still supports them?

Surgery is an extreme, permanent solution to something that is still just like putting a plaster on a headache. It's better to come to terms with it. Like my balding.
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>>28964566
Get that man if he's fun to be around, and then work together so that he's not a fatass. Not that hard, my friend did the same with his now wife - she was fucking huge, but fun to be around, so they got together and started running/walking/some diet.
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>>28964761
god fake tits are so gross
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>>28964761

I appreciate what you're saying, but if you had the option to pay a substantial amount of money to effectively 'cure' your balding through artificial means, would you not still attempt it?

btw you should just shave that shit and grow a beard. I always really fancied that combo, I think it looks great.
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>tfw 34 DD but still wish they were bigger

Boobs are nice. I get medium envious of girls with huge titties bigger than mine. But it's not like a mean thing, it's more like "man those tits look super feminine, I like being feminine, those must be soft".
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>>28964952

Yours must be perky already though right? They can't be big, sloppy dongers like mine or I don't believe you'd be saying that.
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>>28964850
Posting fake tits really doesn't help my argument at all, does it.

>>28964866
I don't think I would, to be honest. I would be tempted. But I don't think I would. I would know it was false.
I've got the beard but I think I need to work out a bit before I can shave head and look alright.
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>>28964985
Mine are perky. But DESU I think large boobs with a bit of sagging look the best.
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>>28964952
Soft tits are the best. The ones you can maul and knead.
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>>28963733
Literally jealous chestlets and thirsty af dudes
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>>28963745
>there's a fair amount of tall, hairy men who wish they could be cute little traps

I'm one of them
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I'm glad this thread came to the shocking discovery that big tits and small tits are both good as long as they are perky. Can we turn this into a meme that actually makes sense? Like "saggies"? Sorry for losing the genetic lottery when it comes to Cooper's ligaments and collagen synthesis I fucking hate this planet and want to die

t. Bitter saglet
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>>28965620
Truth.

thisiscorrectblox
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>>28965620
The meme has evolved.

Poor saggies. You will never know what it means to have tits with shape.
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>>28965771
At least I'm not entirely a fat cow like pic related. I can just never take my bra off I guess.
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>Have a girlfriend with DD tits.

All I can say guys is I've been spoiled, I can no longer help to notice girls who have smaller tits. I do notice there is a huge envy or caustic personality with women who have smaller breasts.

More importantly is a girl who gets turned on when you play with her breasts. Cow tits don't mean anything when some girls don't like being aroused by breasts.
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>>28958174
>>28958815
>being this mad
chestlets are pathetic
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did any fembots here get tit implants?
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>>28965985
say that to my face you pathetic small dicked beta bitch
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>>28965822
Oh come on. She's not that fat.

Here's a slimmer girl with big tits. Ignore the dead look on her face.
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>>28966107

If I call you a chestlet, will you post more CG femdom?
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>>28952799
what is the point of these threads?

fuckoffroboteatmyass
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>>28966443

To make whatever girls do come here feel insecure. Why should they be exempt while we're writing manlet threads, circumcision threads and dicklet threads for all the guys.
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>>28958245
Slavoj Zizek? Is that you?
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>>28966356
only if you do it creatively
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>>28964434
No

Your chest is fucking amazing

Please post it
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I love butter faces with big breasts
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>>28965015
> perky 34DDs

y-you probably don't post pics, right?
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Sokeone please post a thread like this everyday.

And femanons, if you feel bad or good or hate your tits, let someone (aka people here) enjoy them before you chop them off please.
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>>28967464
>sagging
>not realizing that fujoshibot just admitted she had sloppy pancake tits
tsk.
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>>28953275

Who is this girl? Muting blockers
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>>28954408
>all men cheat anyway
the original meme

women cheat more statsiticaly
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>>28968056

That's what push-up bras are for
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>>28968571
why would you want sagging tits that only look good in a push-up bra tho ?
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Aside from being Chad, how do you get a tittymonster gf?

I feel like a lot of tittymonsters have had to deal with guys wanting them just for their tits. We're all probably guilty of the same thing, but how do you mask your desires to play with her sweater meats?

Anything less than a handful is not enough, and I have big hands.
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>>28968656

Because it's hot and they'll tittyfuck awesomely
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>>28958174
>>28958815
>>28966107

Does anyone think this is actually a female?
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>>28963116
>>28963116
There's nothing demure about giant chest scars. I love huge tits, but I'd rather date a naturally small chested girl than a girl with giant scars and numb nipples. But it's most important that you are happy with your body, so what good is my word here? Follow your bliss
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>>28963733
You'll notice none of them mention preferring girls with scars. Once the bra comes off, if she's not natural, I imagine I'm not gonna stick around for a second night.
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>>28954408
I would not cheat I promise. I'm saving for marriage. Do you want to be my qt gf?
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>>28965248
>tfw she retired after 2 months
>never even touched a penis
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