I'M COMPLETELY BLIND WITHOUT MY GLASSES
IF YOU DONT NEED THEM YOU DONT BELONG HERE REEEEEEEE
>>28952015
>tfw cum gets on glasses during fap session
>>28952015
lol nerd. no wonder you can't get laid.
>>28952025
>scratch eyebrow after fapping session
>accidentally smear cum all over my glasses
>can't use shirt to clean it up because it's already full of cumstains
I REEEEE IRL when that happens
>>28952015
what do you say anon?
Only due to my bad eyes I have developed mindreading, (future projected) telekinesis, infrasound hearing, gravitational waves sense, synaesthetics and learned to read braille. Just tnaf.
Furthermore I use diamond as material for my glasses and therefore I get billions of pussy for the bling.
Downside is, I cant see sundowns other than claude monet did and that only if I'm like 30 cm to the sun.
>tfw there's a smudge on your glasses
>tfw you try and wipe it off with your shirt
>tfw you end up spreading the smudge all over the lense
>>28952025
>tfw you give yourself a facial
>>28952015
>tfw -12dpts
To think I wanted to be a fighter pilot...
>blind without glasses
>frame is broken and can't afford to get a new one
tape it is then
>>28952015
I like my glasses
>can't read a number plate from 10 meters, let alone 20
>planning to get a drivers license
>have to get eyes tested
REEEEEE I DONT WANT TO BE BLIND
>>28952786
>Reverse image searches picture
Wow, anon, that anime has my exact fetish/dream.
Gonna fap like a madman to this anime when I get home. Thank you.And my eyes are perfect. Get good, you failed abortions
>Wore glasses all my life
>Paid for laser surgery at 21
>20/20 vision, day and night
Best choice I ever made
>>28953019
>trying to get people to fall for the laser eye surgery meme
>>28953019
I should do this but I actually enjoy wearing glasses. It sorta comfy and they protect your eyes.
I think surgery would cost me fucking loads anyway because my eyes are like -7.5
>>28953019
They told me there's nothing they can do about my eyes, and that even eye laser surgery will only partially solve the problem.
Not worth the risk.
>>28953090
It cost me $3000. They let me make payments, paid like $150 a month till I was done. I had a chemical burn in one eye from an accident as a kid and they still fixed it.
>>28953201
They told me the same thing around the time I was 18. When I got my consultation at 21 they said it was no problem at all. Second opinions are a thing.
>>28952015
who else /neededglassesbeforehipstersandlolxDnormalfaggetsadoptedthem/ here
fuck
>Tfw that first week when you get new lenses
I feel like a fucking fish
