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Hello /r9k/,
I'm just going to keep it simple; what is the easiest, fastest, effective, efficient, and painless way to an hero. I should also had accessible, let's keep it relatively simple guys.
I know these threads come often, so let's just keep it simple, and to the point. Thank you.
>Posted pictures preferred
>>28951795
Two antique firearms at the same time + capsules of cyanide, either bought or self-made + acidic juice + suspension hanging + exposure to elements such as cold or water, combined.
/thread
Shotgun to the head is 99% effective and kills the brain so fast you experience a fraction of a second's worth of pain.
is "an hero" a filter for "kill yourself" or did I just miss some epic meme?
>>28951848
go fuck off back to wherever you came from.
>>28951795
helium exit bag
I read that helium is painless and easy.
you go away laughing.
>>28951848
yes, but come on you can't be this new.
do you come from reddit or 9gag?
please stop browsing those sites and welcome.
>>28951939
been browsing 4chan for about 4 years now. r9k about 1 year. When and why did they apply the filter though? I just saw it pop up one day and thought it was wierd.
>>28951981
Its not a filter it's a meme from 2007 or so
Some kid killed himself and his Facebook or MySpace memorial page had a comment "he was an hero"
>>28951825
some faggot from town's brother tried to shoot himself with a shotgun n he fucked it up. he did it behind a wedding ceremony ina thee woods. paramedics brought him thru the service and he was dying on the stretcher.
tldr make sure you do a good job
OP here thanks for the tips guys.
I see firearms come up a lot. Obviously the easiest way but it's harder to aquire a licensed in Canada (I think).
I've heard of poison by carbon dioxide (leaving the car running with a garage door closed). Anything similar to this? Simple and hopefully comfortable. I like the helium idea but I doubt that would do anything.
>>28952078
You choke to death by gas. It's actually very painful and takes a long time.
fentanyl od, painless af
>>28951795
Hey where did you find that picture? I have had the original painting on my wall for years. Think it would be pretty cool to get that one next to it or something.
just fucking jump off a building, it's so easy
This one is nice and fast OP
Just take your time and do it properly. If you feel like shit now, imagine waking up after a suicide attempt. Possibly disabled or brain damaged and in horrible pain.
As for your question:
Helium or Nitrogen + exit bag
Carbon Dioxide
