>tfw no twink bf
just let me die in my sleep already ;_;
>>28951633
> tfw no strong kind bf to fuck and love me
>>28951633
>tfw getting too old for twink bfs
nobody wants a 22 year old when twink death is at 19
>>28952110
gay death is at 29 don't worry
>>28952135
>implying im gay
>>28952135
Gay death is at 25 now.
My cousin's kid is 13 and his classmate is openly gay with a bf. Gays are encouraged to start younger now, which means they can discriminate more when they hit 17-18 years old.
>>28952110
kill yourself you'll never EVER get a bf
>>28952162
>want a twink BF
>isn't gay
>not even a trap gf
anon you're fuckin my shit up
>tfw getting qt bf is as hard as getting a gf
>turn 20 June 13th
>nearing gay death
How do I lose my twink virginity fast? I already lost my fat chick virginity.
>>28952361
>implying im not a trap gf
>>28951633
If you don't like women, as a man, you deserve to be shot and killed or exiled from society.
Any normal person feels revulsion when they see faggots acting the way they do. Its unnatural and fucked up
>>28952401
You have the same birthday as me anon, I'm turning twenty June 13th too.
>>28952492
It's okay that you like dick, anon.
>tfw twink bf
get fucked ho's. Just kidding. Good luck.
>>28952793
>That manface on the right
WEW
>tfw no KHV twink bf to fawn over me
>tfw no polgbt bf
End the pain now boys. It hurts
>tfw no aging crossdressing twink bf
>>28951633
>tfw not enough twinks in Australia who want to cuddle me
>>28953555
I'd still fuck it tbqh
>>28951633
That guys prolly gonna kill himself once he goes over the hill, or just end up like onibitch, kek
>>28952492
>Complains that another group of people is revolting to normies
>Cares about what normies think
>Thinks normies don't find robots more repulsive
There are many things wrong with this post on this board.
Go and appease the Chads elsewhere! You do not belong with us!
>>28954934
This desu
>soon to have a cute ftm bf
Feels good man
>>28955002
>!
fuck off faggit
>>28954934
>all the anons that want cuddles are never on the gold coast
>>28955087
S-sunshine coast here
>>28955087
v-victoria here...surprised there are even a few gaybos awake from Aus
>>28955004
congrats anon, ftm's are really cute too, hope it works out.
>>28954964
That fucking thick cock dude, I'd let him ravage my virgin ass tbqh senpai
stop fagging up /r9k/ you fuckiing gay normie nigs
>>28955121
Thanks anon!
>Victoria
That's where he's from senpai
>>28955225
o-oh, double congrats then anon for beating me to it :). What state are you from yourself, then?
>>28955099
Still pretty far away, they'd have to be some damn good cuddles to justify the trip
>>28955121
Not even closemaybe in december though if you're still lonely then
also
>both typing out stuttering
jesus christ
>>28955274
Queensland.
I'm surprised myself. He found me
>>28955319
>f-fuck you anon.
But in all seriousness, it is a long way desu. I just want a qt little spoon to cuddle.
>>28955371
Sounds cute, anon. You have to do extra cuddling for all the rest of the Ausanons that are too far away to cuddle eachother, alright?
>>28955319
t-this is how you do the gay, right desu anon sempai?~
>>28955412
t-this is how you do the s-sad lonely gay, yes
>>28955477
t-thanks anon, I'm also super shy and fragile, so please don't break my butt with your massive peepee, okay?~
>>28955412
Will do senpai! I'm 6'2" and broad. I just want someone to curl up to me and use my chest as a pillow
>>28955537
>mfw 5'9, 55kg twink>tfw I'm a top :S
Sounds cute though, anon, he'll fit on your chest perfectly.
>>28955572
cani see your benis please
>>28955572
>those stats
Adorable
>top
I can't decide if that's cute or hilarious.
>>28955520
it won't hurt if you get it nice and wet, i promise
just close your eyes and open your mouth, anonnot even a top, fuck am i doing?
>>28955537
>broad
fatty pls just go.
>>28955640
b-but,what if I want to see it as it goes into my mouth and I try to make it feel good?
and I think it's called being adegenerate.
>>28955537
being tall or broad doesn't really make you a top, I'd prefer a huge penis over a huge body desu. Big penises are just really fascinating and manly. 8-9" is like the perfect size.
>>28955687
too bad, eyes closed or blindfoldedi'm actually a grill fucking your mouth with a strapon, you're straight now btw
>>28955779
Thank god I learned to accept females because it would slightly increase the chances of finding a partner.
>>28955779
does that count asfacesitting? or is it just facefucking still?
>>28955725
>tfw~7.5 inches of yummyness but I don't really have the body or strength to use it to its full extent
>>28955779
>females will literally attentionwhore in a gay thread
not surprised
>>28955725
i dont think thats true
>>28955660
>imblying
Okay, chubby but I had to take 6 months off lifting for a back injury. Y-you still love me right senpai?
>>28955725
I know, but I don't see myself as a bottom. I mean I'll try it, but I've done anal play before and it did nothing for me. Was kinda disappointed.
>tfw only 6.5"
;~;
>>28955790
>4:45am
g'night anon, i'll pretend the pillow i'm cuddling is you~
>>28955825
>Okay, chubby
God fatties need to leave. I bet you're hairy and have a shitty beard and call yourself a bear.
You're circumcised too right? Wear glasses like some sped? Kill yourself.
>>28955862
I think you meant to reply to someone else because I literally just posted in the thread.I stole your cuddles, other anon. Mwahahaha!
>>28955862
g-goodnight ausbot...me too
>>28951633
Is 5'11 too tall to be a twink?
>>28955870
>hairy
No point shaving if I'm not in shape
>beard
Nope
>bear
Nope
>circumcised
Nope
>glasses
Yeah.
Meanie.
>>28955922
No that's perfect~
Oregano Commentary
>>28955870
>tfw no partner to bully you like thiswithout the "kill yourself" part of course
>>28955973
now post your body so I can prove it.
you fat beta piece of shit
>>28956023
kill yourself
>>28955592
I tend to only show it to people who are close enough to do something about it, otherwise blueballs.
>>28955598
b-both?
>>28955973
not my type, but your friend is gonna have a very fun time when the cuddles commence, geeze.
>>28956072
witty!
>>28956078
Hah I guess both. Thanks anon, I'll cuddle him extra tight for you
>tfw seeing him in August
Can't wait.
>>28955980
ok thanks :)
I just feel it's kinda awkward being tall and submissive.
>>28955973
>taking a picture of a screen so it cant be reversed image searched
fatties are getting smarter every day!still not smart enough to be good looking though lmao
>>28956159
Pic? Tall submissive twinks are perfect anon!
i need a cute bf that likes anime and vidya!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28956159
>tall and submissive
they have the best legs.
>>28956227
>you don't live near me
>you probably want them to be dominant
>you're probably a fucking weeb
>I don't really like anime that much
sorry, famalama, I tried
>>28956242
Only beta faggots and desperate losers like a stuck up stubborn asshole fuck head twinks anon. Don't be that guy anon.
>>28955922
Pretty average height for twinks actually, most I meet are 5'10 or 5'11. Don't worry, I'd still dom you anon.
>>28956206
sorry, too anxious to post myself on here :(
>>28956234
there may be truth to that. My hips definitely stick out to the point tight pants look awkward on me :\
>>28956260
I'm trying to be realistic here, and I don't actually care if he's a weeb or likes anime.
>>28956309
y-you sound pretty yummy, anon.
>>28955973
Why do retards think nobody knows how body functions?
I can easily see you sucked your fat fucking gut in and inhaled your chest full of air.
>>28951633
he cute ;_;
