Who else /mischief/ here
>Anon have you seen my headphones
>Nope
>I actually have
>mfw
>removing usb drive
>don't use safely remove hardware wizard
>just pull the drive out
>>28950636
Damn anon thats edgy
>"Hi, how are you?"
>I'm good
>Convinced everyone I am happy
>I'm not
They never seen it coming
>>28950598
>anon did u cheat on me with tamsin
>"no"
4 years later she broke up with me and i lost all my normieness
>Anon do you have a girlfriend
>yes
>I don't
Works every time
>mommy tells me to keep the window closed
>open it anyway
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>sorry, can you give me a cigarret?
>uh, this is the only one I got... But you can have it.
> Oh, thanks bud!
he smokes my half baked cigarret. little does he know I have herpes...
> "Anon where are you going?"
> "Out with friends"
> Really just going to sit at an empty parking lot crying
>"Have a nice day"
>Don't
Ha got 'em
>>28950843
DEVILISH
This comment could be original.
>>28950780
MMOTTHEEERRFUCCKEEEEEERRRRRR
>>28950598
>be me
>it is not me
>bicycle tells me not to ride at night without a helmet
>Ride my whole life without a helmet especially at night
>>28950674
>Me: Hello, how are you?
>Person: I'm pretty good, you?
>Me: Not bad, yourself?
>Address every stranger and Sir or Ma'am
>Be exceptionally polite to everyone
>Praised for being so, especially in this shitty world we live in basic manners seem to impress the fuck out of Norman
>Mfw it is literally all auto-pilot
>Mfw i care less about the people i address than the typical normie faggot who never says please or thanks
>Mfw i can count the people i truly 'respect' on one hand and it's none of them.
Anyone else know this brand of /mischief/?
>post in devilish thread
>not actually devilish
normies btfo
>>28951611
Being overly polite with strangers and people you don't like to avoid any sort of arguments is an efficient defence mechanism. I tip my mischief to you.
>>28951547
youve been smoking some weird shite if bicycles tell you to wear a helmet
>>28951630
But that makes you devilish, which invalidates your statement, which makes you non-devilish, which validates your statement and back and forth
>>28951680
I'm going to assume his bike has a sticker on it
that reminds me.
>Buy cigarettes
>Read the back of the packet
>'WARNGIN: smoging causes cancer XDD'
>Smoke anyway
>Never get cancer
Suck it normies
>>28950598
Similar situation.
>be me in gym
>see girl
>Girl finishes her exersize
>gives me a "what the fuck are you?" look
>quickly gathers her towel and waterbottle and bails
>forgets headphones
>comes back asking if someone saw her headphones
>no awnser
>because I took them.
>>28951680
Bicycle has stickers and warning labels on it fambroham
>>28951840
Bitch deserved it. Fuck her right in the eardrum.
>anon did you finish the milk
>no, mom
>milk bag in fridge is empty
>someone asks if a have a working x
>tell them i don't
>i actually do
>>28951904
Nothing wrong with that, other wise it becomes the typical fucking 'dude can i borrow dat gaem' from school, and then you never see your shit again.
>wireless remote battery is kill
>steal some from DVDs player remote in living room
>nobody will use the thing in months probably
SLIGHTINCONVENIENCEINTHEFUTUREISH
>>28950598
>be asked if I could cover a shift at work
>say yes to the person who asked
>management ask if I said I'd cover
>say no
>guy gets let go for having too many 'no-shows'.
>ANON DID YOU LOOK AT BESTIALITY PORN ON THE FAMILY COMPUTER
>N-n-no, must have been hacked or something
I was 12, my mother believed me. My father probably didn't but who gives a shit about him.
>>28952056
They should teach deleting/not recording browser history at schools.
>>28950780
And now you do what they told you
When I was a kid I used to hang out with a group of guys who threw stink bombs inside apartment buildings, played ding dong ditch and egged houses on halloween
>>28950731
are those fucking teletubbies?
>>28952056
You should give a shit about your dad. By only caring about your mother you're straight up giving points to feminism.
Your dad is hte man of the house, and secretly cares the most, but because he's not a faggot he didn't smother you in kisses. And you go and destroy his soul by being a beast loving queer boy.
>>28952097
In school they taught me not to post personal shit all over the net and talk to strangers.
10 years later everyone is on facebook, snapchat and talking to strangers all the time.
>>28952156
Nah, Pikmin.
One day I woke up after a house party with dried cum on my face. All my friends laughed their asses off at the "prank".
The interestibg part was having to pretend to be madbecause I actually liked it and webt straight to the bathroom to lick it and masturbate thinking about which of the boys had done it
>>28952414
>this will probably never happen to you
>>28952414
This remind me of a joke we used to play when i was 13/14. My group of friends had all recently begun to ejaculate cum, apart from one of us. So we made a little competition. We took a big ass cookie and put it on the table. We would all masturbate and cum on tje cookie, the last one to cum would have to eat it whole.
Needless to say I had precoce ejaculation, but I did my best to withdraw the orgasm by grabbing my penis in hurtful fashion.
All my four friends came first and there was only me left. I had to pretend to gag eating the cookie, when actually i was rock hard and salivating from horniness. The taste was a bit nasty but that didn't matter. I fap to this memory till today.
>mommy is looking tired and asks me if I'm hungry
>tell her I'm not
>I'm actually starving
Ha, this is what you get you fucking whore.
>find brainless potty humor joke on 4chan
>post to 4chan subreddit
>front page
>>28952414
>The interestibg part was having to pretend to be mad
This feel.
>Know crazy tomboy chick who believes girls can hit guys
>But if it's the other way around she would throw a fit
>She can't handle the bantz
>Receive the occasional punch or smack
>She hits me on the nuts and i grunt slightly in pain
>This is the funniest shit ever to her, so this kind of thing happens every now and then
>Mfw i have to fake groan and pretend to fight her off but secretly enjoy it
>>28951902
Bag fag
>driving in my neighborhood
>see stop sign
>don't stop for the sign
>Get a coupon slip for various Mcdonalds deals in my letterbox
>Quickly steal all my neighbors ones before they can find them
>Use them far beyond their date because tyrone doesn't bother to check
>watching movie in cinema
>""""accidentally"""" have a coughing fit in the most quiet plot scenes
>>28952683
No you're just a cuck
>Ask chick for lighter
>I actually have one
>Just asked so I could talk to her
>have tons of work to do
>play video games all night
>Gets gf
>Is actually gay
Roasties BTFO
>friend calls to talk
>don't pick up
>send a text saying sorry I'm about to go to sleep
>stay up for 4 more hours fapping and shitposting on 4chan
> Post on /r9k/
> Have Job
>in studio
>lose my ruler
>really need one
>lunch time, everybody gets up
>falter behind
>steal co-worker's ruler
>anybody see my ruler
>nope
>mfw
>>28951697
definitely devilish
>Post on devilish thread
>Post sad wojak instead
>>28953308
Top kek, senpai. Keep it up
