greentext your last 24 hours
>be me
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>>28950536
>study moon runes
>play dark souls 3
>study moon runes
>weed the backyard
>play dark souls 3
>study moon runes
>sleep
>>28950536
>wake up
>work
>work
>eat
>work
>watch GoT 1 episode
>watch porn for an hour
>sleep
Yep, living the dream.
>>28951466
>wake up
>browse 4chan for 8 hours
>be bored
>fap 3 times in 3 hours
>go to sleep
>wake up feeling like shit
>masturbate multiple times in between browsing Taiwanese prank video message board
>auntie brings me little Caesars pizza and Pepsi
>fall asleep and have weird dreams, I didn't sleep well and I think my mind is starting to go from being away from people for so long
>wake up at 4 am from shit sleep and have half a subway for breakfast
>kind of depressed now but a few funny posts I just read made me lol so idk
I will live another 24
>wake up
>tea with fag
>sweat some fifa
>tea n joint
>takes fuckin 3 hours to get more chro
>tea n joint
>watch some comfy as halt and catch fire
>sleep
>walk cash point with a fag>then i fucked him
>chilling with buds on his couch
>friend screams he's a rapper and runs off
>friend comes back in house
>convinced I'm dead and in hell and I have to fight my friend
>throwing punches
>see other friend
>attack him
>friend phones his older brother and his gang of faggots
>gang of faggots come over and jump me
>confused af
>gang of faggors leave after assaulting me multiple times
>come back inside
>friends shower water breaks and he has to call a plumber
>plumber comes and I'm naked af so he just gives me a dirty look
>convinced he knows I'm tripping
>freak out and run out of my friends house and run for a mile or so
>get lost
>run into gang of faggots somehow
>they jump me again
Jesus fucking Christ I feel like a total bitch I deserve it for doing drugs and becoming hostile though
>inb4 degenerate
>inb4 REEEE
I'm a virgin btw
>>28951527
Ahh, this is the life.
>>28951542
Did you fuck joint too?
>>28951534
Even though you're probably joking, I know these feels. OhmygodIwanttodiebutImtooafraidofwhatcomesaftertodoanythingaboutit.
>wake up at 2pm hung over
>shower and get ready for 4pm
>go to friend's and lift weights
>both go to gym, continue to lift more weights
>turn 10pm, cook steak dinner with sweet potato fries
>drink myself to sleep while playing Hunniecam.
Same plans today desu but it's rest day.
>get up at 2pm
>eat breakfast
>play games
>masturbate a few times
>eat dinner and play games
>just browse the net pointlessly killing time for no reason
>tune guitar down but cant come up with anything good
if this isnt the life i don't know what is
>>28951601
yeah i fucked his elbow
>original
>>28951656
undersit bruv
>play video games
>eat
>watch south park
>watch some youtube videos
>sleep
>sleep
>sleep
>sleep
>just woke up
>attempt to purchase food
>discover account has no money
>>28950536
>wake up
>skip breakfast in attempt to stave off eating for as long as possible because I want to lose weight
>go to school, afterwards grab some food with friends
>eat entire bowl of fries
>go home and binge eat until i feel sick
>get no homework done because, you know, what's the fucking point?
>have a wank
>read a little
>decide to stay up until 3 am to finish two month overdue assignment
>browsing /r9k/
I swear i'll fucking hang myself one day.
>go home
>have to do course work
>too tired
>play EU4
>go to sleep
>wake up at 12
>eat, masturbate
>go with brother to his doctor's appointment
>>28950536
Awesome thread idea OP
>ate dinner with gf
>watched catfished in bed
>browse /pol/ and /r9k/
>showed gf elliot rodgers youtube channel
>slept
>walked dog
>contemplating jerking off
>wake up
>get coffee
>read paper
>read chore list
>go buy tools
>do yardwork
>get some nudes from a whore i know
>fap
>take a hot shower
>eat dinner
>have a beer
>sleep
>wake up
>play fallout 4 for 2 hours
>eat
>watch YouTube bored
>eat
>unknown vidya
>eat
>YouTube
>shower
>sleep
I eat so much on the weekends while on the week days I only eat after I go home since Im trying to get /fit/
