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2016-05-31 11:45:30 Post No. 28949842
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2016-05-31 11:45:30
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who /gettingolder/ here?
>feeling nostalgic
>buy some hot cheetos and a liter of Dr Pepper
>hook up my old PS2
>eat cheetos, drink, and play GTA San Andreas
>midnight rolls around
>am tired and go to bed without brushing my teeth
>wake up a few hours later
>thin film on teeth and by breath smells horrible
>stomach feels like it's boiling
>stumble into bathroom
>start shitting the consistently and spiciness of momma's chili
>the half-digested cheeto dust is burning my asshole
>pouring out in hard fart ignited spurts
>the bowl is filling up
>the chili bowl is now splashing back onto my ass
>start to feel empty
>get in the shower feeling like soldier after a fire fight
>lay back in bed
>eyes close and i start to drift off
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>oh fuck it's my alarm
>i have to be at work in 30 minutes
And then I woke up, this was a dream. I'm not a pathetic wage cuck who let my body go to shit sitting a cubicle for meager pay.
This has been a PSA. If you or someone you love has fallen for the wage cuck meme please call our hotline for more information.
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