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I just calculated the word count for escortbro's threads (all the greentext he posted)
Anybody care to guess what the number stands at currently?
What is `escortbro`?
Literally who
Whoooo?
>>28949654
lurk more :^)
I'll post the answer in like 30 minutes.
>>28949696
fucking attention whore why not now and get it over with
>>28949742
>implying this threa ah fuck you just post the shit
I'll bite
30,500
>>28949629
30000 I guess
originaru
41, 343You have been muted for 41, 343 seconds, because your comment was not original.
OP here. Looks like you all underestimated escortbro's autism.
The answer:64,366
>>28950275
If someone would recit his whole story, he would roughly need about 7,1 hours
I remember seeing the first escortbro thread and ignoring it, but now i'm curious. Does anyone has the screencaps of the whole saga? I need to be filled in.
>>28950275
Wow, he's written a short novel
I got to the part where he didnt even fuck her and stopped reading
>>28949654
>>28949692
>>28951219
The story so far
Thread 1: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
Thread 2: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28473632/
Thread 3: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28563840/
Thread 4: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28588279/
Thread 5: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28634920/
Thread 6: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28681400/
Thread 7: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28745482/
Thread 8: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28798775/
Thread 9: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28821140/
Thread 10: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28912265/
>>28951219
>>28951252
Same her famanons, we need a quick summary of what happened afterwards
He wrote a fucking book.
>>28952108
It was pretty good read for a greentext story.
>>28952108
If somebody formatted it right and tidied up the spelling and grammar I'd buy it
>>28952166
>>28952276
It's amazing, I know. What would be the title?
Tales Of A Robot?
the bad ending is still unwriten, soo the story is not finished yet
>>28952372
Thanks for the spoiler, faggot, I'm still in the 4th chapter.
Man, fuck that faggot normie cuck
I hope he gets AIDS
I was skimming a few parts.
So basically, he fell in love with an escort?
>>28952332
Autism: The Greentext
premptiveblox
i always lost to that photo
i know her, she is a very nice girl
>tfw no escort gf
why even life?
>>28953044
>ex-escort
ftfy
>>28951718
These are great. Has escortbro checked in with any new threads after these?
i hope there will be season 2.
>he get too know a really cute girl
>appears innocent
>over time getting more than normal friends
>ex-escort in despression
>he realizes new girl is actually a huge slut
>dumps her
>gets back to ex-excort just before she was about to kill herself
>he apologizes they get together again
what other telenovelas do you recommend?
Did anybody actually read all of that shit?
I remember seeing the first 2 threads but then dropping it because it was just so fucking boring.
Is thread 10 screencaped already?
>>28953233
yes i read it all
>>28953240
yes
>>28953165
Last thread was only a couple of days ago, so he's still around
>>28952332
>24 Years an Autist
>Norman: Begins
Curious but not enough to actually read the thing.
Can i has 30 second sum up?
>>28953248
Summarize it for me then
Was it really that interesting? A live story between a robot and a whore?
Sounds pretty boring to me laddo
>>28953378
Anon meets an escort and falls in love with her.
Eventually she moves in with him.
>tfw still making my way through like the third thread
fuck, abridged version when?
>>28953378
>>28953415
>>28953437
If you can't appreciate escortbro's narration just don't read it.
>>28953196
>some mongolians from the system doxx him
>Landlord receives a shitload of pizzas he didn't ordered
>Marina discovers the threads on 5chan
>eventually she breaks up with him after witnessing the r9k walhalla
>"french clerk was found hanged by landlord in his shared flat"
>>28953233
first 3 threads were the best
>>28953517
No way, there's no sex until the 4th or 5th
>>28953517
Fucking this.
By the end of the 2nd I was so tense
Holy shit there's ten threads of this? I saw the first thread and read most of it but it was just so... autistic fantasy shit. Is it worth reading or is it just made up autism?
>>28953840
>Is it worth reading or is it just made up autism?
Yes
>>28949629
is there a word document or something with just escortbro's story?
>>28953840
No, normies cannot enjoy genuine robot art because they only come here to feel superior and for laughs.
>>28953937
Somebody's writing a visual novel I think. Not sure how that's going.
>>28953937
>>28954074
I wanted to make a PDF or EPUB version.
>>28954180
Then do it faggot. Either you do, or you don't. There is no "wanted".
>>28954074
Holy shit, that would be amazing
>>28955114
No, that would be pointless and retarded. I want animefags to leave this thread.
>>28955114
It would, but I don't know if anybody is dedicated slash autistic enough to do it. It would be neat for /r9k/ to have its own Trainman / Molester Man but eh...
>>28955305
>defending a 60k autism novel about a guy sperging out repeatedly
>pointless and retarded
It's fine. It would be cool to experience this story in another way other than greentext.
>>28951718
Wait wait, i'm yet to read the break up thread but i thought that was going to be the last one
Did he post more after that?
>>28955625
That's all he's posted so far
>>28951718
I couldn't read the second half. He just wrote too much uninteresting details, so I don't know what happens then. But I liked it anyway
