HOLY FUCK
Sorry for poor English
> finally get qt virgin gf, prude but pleasant and motivated personality
> date for several months, introduced to her mother
> pic somewhat related, her mom looked just like gf but taller and MASSIVE tits
> one day her mom asks me to help out with the garden as gf leaves for work
> hot day, take off my shirt after a while
> mom eventually comes out of the house, changed into short shorts and a tight tank top with no bra
> can't help but sport a chubby
> tells me to come inside away from the sun to get some lemonade
> comply, don't even bother to grab my shirt
> put on some Ren and Stimpy , her mom comes in with the lemonade and sits next to me, and puts her arm over my shoulders
> starts laughing at the show, leaning into me to make comments and jokes
> realize her tits are pressing into my shoulder and chest and her other hand is on my knee
> can feel heat radiating off her immense chest, notice her nipples are hard
> I am become diamonds
> am thin, well endowed (about the height of a beer bottle) and wearing tight jeans
>impossible to hide it
> she gives me a long look in the eye and smiles, rubbing my knee, gets distracted laughing at the show and spills lemonade on her chest by accident and gets some on my pants
> shirt instantly becomes see-through
> surpass the density of diamonds
> she swears and tries to wipe some off her tits and my pant leg, brushing my cock
> lets out a soft "oh" and chuckles
> looks me dead in the eye, strokes my cock again and takes off her god damn shirt
> chuckles again and says "its a bit hot for shirts anyways, right?" pinching my fucking nipple
> feel like I'm about to cum in my pants
> she quickly pulls my cock out and tells me to relax, swinging her leg over to the other side of me, pushes up against me and kisses me with my pulsing cock sandwiched between us
> "I want you to be confident for my daughter, don't be so nervous"
> starts jacking me off while dry-humping me and kissing my neck
> instinctively grab her waist
> she kisses me on the lips again, slides down and starts sucking me off
> goes slowly at first, then begins to deepthroat
> I'm moaning like mad, feel incredible pressure building
> warn her, she nods and keeps going
> blast an incredible load into her mouth
> pushes me against the couch
> "if you yuck all over my nice couch I'm going to be really upset... I might have to punish you"
> then puts her huge tits around my cock
> "you're seriously not allowed to cum on my couch you hear"
> the fear only makes me more excited
> she titfucks me, lost in the sensation and psychological aspect of my gfs mom's giant knockers on my dick
> realize I've "cooled down" quite a bit but I'm harder than ever
>"so you're ready now?"
> strokes me again and straddles me
> pulls her shorts to the side and puts my dick in her cunt
> my gf came out of there what the fuck
> doesn't matter I'm having sex right now holy shit
> shes bouncing on my cock and her tits are bouncing around
> grab her boob and pull her closer
> she humps harder and harder, moaning
> have an adrenaline rush, pick her up and switch positions with her
> start hammering her pussy, "thats it now, you're doing fantastic"
> move in and kiss her, start blasting cum inside her while still pounding her
> have 3 consecutive orgasms and almost faint
> "that was fantastic... just what I needed"
> she says we should shower
> both go in together, she sucks me off again and I titfuck her a second time until orgasm, blissfully blast another load all over her neck
> make out for about half an hour in the shower while I play with her tits and finger her
>we both sit in the shower exhausted but still wanting more
> we dry off, she says I need to come back around soon to "work on her garden", winking with each word and laughing
> go home, gf texts me good night
Im no longer a virgin but what the fuck have I gotten myself into...
Itt: the graduate
Also things that didn't hapen
But if that did happen to me I'd be super careful, even older women are still women.
pictures of mom or it didn't happen
I don't give 5 shits if this was real or not, but op should write erotica
>things that never happened: the thread
If it did happen, you're cheating scum and should promptly kill yourself OP.
>>28948588
It's not cheating if he hasn't had sex with his gf yet
Kind of know that feel, it's a shame you cheated on a virginal gf though OP. Don't make the same mistake I did though.
>tfw married to ex's mom
>>28948588
it's not a relationship until she gives it up fag haven't you ever had a gf?
>>28948628
>haven't you ever had a gf?
What kind of question is that on this board of all places
And no, it's a relationship from the moment they say they're dating
>>28948608
this is actually technically true in the dsm, also it gave me a big spicy boner so that makes it not cheating
>>28948608
>>28948628
>>28948647
How would you feel if you had a virgin GF and the night before you two had sex for the first time, she went and fucked 3 black guys + Chad all at the same time?
Oh, it wouldn't be cheating, right? No, because she's a woman, of course it would be, and she'd be labelled a slut, I'm sorry.
Fucking degenerates, this is why nobody will ever love you.
>>28948693 >>28948642
u mad anons?? stop being a pussy and learn to read satire, degenerates
>>28948693
t. White knight khv
>>28948718
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>28948723
(you)
>>28948780
Literally autism
Fucking commener, learn how to Internet
>>28948588
> my gf came out of there what the fuck
It's not cheating, her mother is concerned for her daughter and making sure the man she picked is a good one.
Ignorant prick.
>>28948524
Seconded. We need to see this amazing female specimen.
>>28948312
>>28948328
I know it didn't happened but I'll pretendo it has
>>28948312
100% did not happen.
This is now an original comment.
Why the fuck can't the world operate by the rules of chinese cartoons?
This is literotica tier
>>28948328
>my gf came out of there what the fuck
o i am laffin
>>28948558
This.
His green text gave a boner. OP, you could probably make money off of this.
I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for fifty, John.
>>28948312
>I am become diamonds
Also, OP is horny 15 year old who watches too much porn. Those things never happen in real life friendo, not even to Chads.
Okay, I got a boner. Keep writing and one day you could be a skilled eroticist
