ITT: You's weirdest hobby
>>28948039
eating my fingernails and toenails. fantasize about couples fucking and me watching them secretly.
>>28948039
fucking your mom while your dad watches
I play yugioh. Help
I like tasting metal. I work with metal, but when nobody else is around I like to clean a bit of it off and give a lick. I like to think I can tell what kind of metals are in chunks of mystery metal by taste. I don't know why I do this.
>>28948052
You're a female
I can tell
>>28948098
You're female
l can tell
Memorizing soviet naval cannon designations.
>>28948106
No, I'm just depressed, desperate and lonely.
>>28948118
You're a faggot
I can tell
Reverse trapping. Feels exhilarating to use the men's room.
>>28948074
You do that because youre autistic anon
East Asian children's songs
>>28948074
you're an alchemist
keep skilling up, soon the light will shine through
Listening to songs and imagining me and maybe a band performing it at a school talent show and everybody being amazed by it.
>>28948324
This is very common.
>>28948159
We know.
>>28948052
>>28948074
>>28948061
>>28948324
these are not hobbies, they are kinks or quirks
>>28948039
Chronic unhealthy masturbation
>>28948339
>We know.
Doubt it. Got found out first couple of times, not since then.
I write. Every day. The same story. 728 pages now. I paint scenes and make maps and write stories that exist in my fantasy world, I don't include those in the page count. Then I never show any of it to anybody.
It was like a fun little hobby at first, but now the compulsion to write it controls me almost as much as I control the world I make up.
>>28948673
I want to read your stories anon
>>28948742
Thank you, Anon. Sometimes I think about editing it, but I know not many people would read it unless they knew how borderline Darger I am.
It's a fantasy story. One of the main characters has recently found a witch he met maybe 500 pages ago. She's given him three more strange gifts and he's asleep on her hearth. I don't think she or the house will be there when he wakes up.
>>28948039
Mechanical wristwatches
>>28948450
We know.
>>28948838
Have you thought about posting it on Wattpad or something?
Is it weird that I don't have a hobby?
I posted about this before a few times on /int/ too.
I collected pictures of people with red hair for each country, and also green eyes for each country. I have 4.8k pictures of Afghan people and I'm also putting together pictures of each ethnic group for each country. It's one of the only things that give me satisfaction desu.
Pic related, map of everywhere I found green eyes
>>28948904
I've never heard of that before, and it looks interesting... Do people really read and care about stories on there?
>>28948865
replicas or real?
what brands do you have?
>>28948673
good hobby
I keep a little journal but I don't write in it everyday.
Do you read as well or do you just write?
>>28948064
At least play some fucking magic
Yugioh is for normie cunts
>>28949020
I love reading but it's been hard to find the time for sleep, let alone reading for fun lately.
Good night, Anon. I hope your own writing goes well.
Erotic roleplay.
I don't really think it's that weird, but it's the only hobby I have that I never share with people. I just say that I like to write.
>>28949118
post contact info
bloxmysoxx
>>28948673
I do the same thing. I have several made up stories I write and draw about, forever works in progress. One elaborate fantasy world I've even been working on for over 10 years. Pages, pages, pages, written and typed. I waste my time on this stuff in secret and one else will get to see them.
I practice facial expressions in front of the mirror in the morning and in the evening. I need to be as convincing as possible. Sometimes when I see someone do an expression that I find interesting or useful I just excuse myself to the bathroom and try to imitate it while it's still fresh in my mind. It's really fun and it's pretty useful too.
>>28948380
How the fuck is >>28948324 a kink or quirk?
>>28949152
How is that a hobby?
I copy and paste things onto a wordpad document.
Things from here, conversations and stories and comments. Things from articles, stories, anything that slightly catches my attention. I don't know why, I just want to keep the words forever.
>>28949171
This is going into my collection too
>>28949171
I do the same exact thing I thought it was only me.
I'm working on an excel spreadsheet which helps me to solve a Rubik's cube
I write down most of my thoughts that I find interesting in a notepad document I keep saved on my desktop.
>>28949649
this is my post
>>28949171
>>28949233
>>28949288
You two should share your documents with us.
Are walking and driving weird hobbies, pham?
I have an unusual, retarded, stupid hobby.
Whenever I see somebody anonymous arguing on here, who disagrees with my opinion, I take it upon myself to fucking ruin his reputation.
I look at his posts, study his writing style, and then assume his identity in the argument at the right time. I type up a post in which I counter the person he's arguing with, and then discretely drop a retarded, cringe-inducing statement. Usually, this is something like IQ-bragging or hinting at using Reddit.
Then, the thread picks it up, and no matter how much the arguing user can damage control with "THIS FAGGOT IS IMPERSONATING ME", he's fucked. I even go as far as to fake screencaps of replies (basic Inspect Element shit). This is so effective that the thread ends up agreeing on the opinion I like.
And that's how I have a good time here.
>>28949649
want to share that document with us, anon?
>>28949815
You did this to me once you fucking autist, I applaud you for it
>>28949815
>I ruin people's reputation on an anonymous image board
That is absolutely the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
>>28949758
no get out normie
I go off and visualize alternate realities. My most popular one is actually talking to people.
>>28948959
Wattpad is a horrible thing to be honest.
Many childish and stupid people there. Then again there is a community. The fifty shades of grey author started at a similar site i think. (i know this is more of a reason not to do it but she got a book so that's that).
You could release in chapters. I'd be interested.
>>28949825
I guess I'll share it, though much of it is personal and isn't very interesting to the general public.
http://pastebin.com/nVXMR2uS
>>28948039
I like to post frogs on an internet forum, weird I know
I collect furry porn
Admittedly I will and have masturbated during collection up to 6 times a day - though usually its only once. I'm into the tens of thousands of images now and been doing it for years - I won't collect every image I see, only the ones I like.
Yesterday I got some good backsack and Rattata images - good shit
>>28949140
That's actually really really cool. A bit scary, but also really cool.
>>28949935
Thanks. That is a lot but it's nice that you posted
>>28949935
Line 55:
> Use beyblades to torture terrorists
This is surprisingly entertaining
>>28949140
Kek this.
I'm naturally good with making facial expressions so I have fun playing before the mirror. I think I've watched way too much gmod animated videos (rubbertfruit, crazyscoutfin, etc) and it has affected me. I've already been complimented for the malleability of my face several times.
I'm also really good at re-creating diverses noises of thr daily life with my mouth and I tend to that without even realizing it.
I'm glad to see there are others facial expression enthusiasts out there.
>>28948074
hey anon, I do that to.
It came from blood. I always thought blood tasted like metal, like iron or something. In my job I work with metal as well and do the exact same thing. It fascinates me every time.
>>28949935
This shit is full of wisdom anon
I'm putting this link to my favourites
>>28948416
>Chronic unhealthy masturbation
>C.U.M.
You tried
>>28948955
wow, please make an album and release it someday. I want to see green-eyed redhead from every country. China at most
>>28949815
actually I think your hobby is indeed retarded and stupid. But not unusual on this board.
If not because of self-esteem reasons like you, it's paid content moderators who control how the threads go.
Sometimes, and by that I mean regularly, I kind of "human centipede" my food, if my food is in different pieces.
>>28950324
You mean you eat your own shit? What the fuck anon.
An excel file where I keep track of all the real-life girls I masturbate to. Around 2010 I used to give them a rating for their imaginary blowjobs, handjobs and sex, not couting their attractiveness (one for face, one for body), sexyness, character, experience (how much i used them) and "refinement".
After a simple formula (not so simple) it would give her real general rating the best one has 16,6 and the worst 4,6. Now that's just for the record, nowadays I just have an ELO rating system and make championships. The next match will be exactly the grandfinal of the first championship in which all of them (64 currently, a lot of the old ones have been sacked, interestingly the 4,6 girl is still here). The girls in the final were 11 and 23 in the ranking when the group stage ended. When I update it they will both probably be in the top 10.
This pic is the oldest "frozen" ranking (with randomly generated names to screengrab it)
The number 21, "Myra the Viper", is one of the current finalists, the other wasn't known yet.
>>28950572
We're you the anon who accidentally loaded this sort of excel file in front of his class and all the girls in the dataset saw?
>>28948039
Browsing airlinemeals website to see what people eat on planes. I'm too depressed to have actually hobbies anymore.
>>28950572
What in the fuck why. Do you even derive sexual pleasure from this anymore?
>>28949935
>My butt hurts because I was slapping it so vigorously while waiting for the shower to get hot.
This is so profound anon I...
I like to go on different boards and generally make things difficult for other people.
for example I go on /lgbt/ a lot and try my hardest to convince people to transition even if they look like the fattest fucking chad ever.
I get some feeling of entertainment when they're six months in and breakdown because they realise they will never pass as a qt. girl.
I draft lesson plans and practice giving lectures/demonstrations at home. I am not a teacher of any kind nor do I intend to become one.
>>28949171
People sometimes did this with physical books a long time ago, called commonplace books. They're mentioned in a couple of Jane Austen novels very briefly.
>>28949140
Sounds useful, I might start doing this too.
>>28950635
Absolutely not, the only time I loaded it in a pendrive it was in a .rar file disguised as a patch for a game.
>>28950572
Yeah, thats the most autistic thing I've ever seen on this board.
>>28948039
Graffiti
Not that faggot art mural shit but just going round writing your name on shit. It's literally the perfect hobby for a robot :
>Get to be out when nobody is about
>You're making normies take note of you, and not just that you're fucking them over by vandalizing there shit.
>>28950572
You think I don't know those names?
>>28950697
Yes. When I watch too much porn I kind of can't do it anymore, so the answer as clear to me: don't use porn. I only use the images from some sensual photoghraphic sessions that I used between 2007 and 2009, which I have all stored.
It's nice having something in your life completely frozen in time. But sometimes I think of all the opportunities missed with some of the older girls and kind of cry a bit.
4chan os my favourite hobby :)
>>28950773
My bet is schizophreny, I'm kind of a non-interactive type of person, but can write for hours about any non-sense stuff that no one will care.
But I don't have those autistic quirks like not understanding irony, aversion to sounds and stuff, so idk.
>>28950851
U lik dikcs?1
>>28950738
>Commonplace books
These are a good habit. I keep one for wisdom and advice or just when nonfiction books
I browse /r9k/. Radical, isn't it?
>cat cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cat cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cat cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
>>28948039
Plucking ingrown hairs out of my dick
I make sculptures of things out of clay. Just stuff from games or whatever, like characters from dark souls, and then I make them fight each other or just leave them on my desk until I want to make something else and mush them up.
>>28950572
Wow, and I thought that me just keeping record of which girls I fap to was autistic.
>>28951063
And I do waste way less time on this than the average person spend watching porn ;)
>>28950784
All you do is write your name? I'm pretty sure you're the faggot, faggot.
I WANT A NIGGER COOOOOOOCK
GIVE ME NIGGER DICK RIGHT NOW
I WANT TO CHOMP IT AND GNASH IT AND SHOVE NIGGER BITS UP MY AAAAAASSSSS
>>28948673
Is your name Henry Darger?
>>28948955
>4.8k pictures
Holy shit
This is an interesting hobby, I'm intrigued.
>>28949935
Thanks for sharing anon.
This is entertaining
I don't really have any hobbies but I keep all of my bottle caps.
>>28950351
No, I mean I turn the food into a food centipede. E.g.:
>Have some chips (fries for americans)
>Bite tip off of one chip
>Insert second chip into hole of first chip
>Repeat with second chip
>Continue until I have a continuous chain of mutilated chips
>Optional: try to eat as much of it as possible without chewing
Poop sculpting
>>28948039
huntering for (You)s on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>28948955
if you had a blog on something like tumblr id follow it.
>>28948039
I like to collect manga that I have no intention of reading unless my Internet foes down, but in summer it does go zdown so I end up reading them anyway.
Also obsessive video and Internet I mean I could spend literal weeks on the Internet at any time.
>>28952244
Wrong thread?
originale
I sometimes spend hours going through online shops and adding up the cost of everything I could buy if I had unlimited funds. I mainly do this with clothing and homeware.
>>28948039
Being too depressed to have any hobbies is my hobby. I'm really good at it.
>>28948039
sleeping 12+ hours a day
>>28952165
post your work champ
>>28952122
ohhhhh man that's gross but it somehow sounds satisfying
>>28949815
absolute madmanblox
I save/collect asmr videos from youtube daily, saved to 2 local hard drives and back them up in the cloud
a few channels in full, the rest just the better vids of a channel
the funnest part in collecting is when videos of lesser known channels get deleted and you have rare vids maybe nobody else saved
>>28949815
>study his writing style
Is this the part where you discreetly drop a retarded, cringe-inducing statement?
I don't think you've actually done this. Have fun fantasizing though.
Building docks
:')
>>28953740
Do you have ASMR Mermaid videos?
There are some Mermaids but I'm talking about a very short lived one who had about 3 videos and then deleted her channel
One of them was kisses ear to ear while saying "you are safe" and stuff
>>28949935
This is beautiful. Thanks for sharing this gift with us.
I make terrain for Mordheim. I don't even play it (you need friends for that) but I love it so much I make the terrain for it. I sell it off to people so it pays for itself.
I also like ironing.
>>28953956
no, but there's was some guy on plebbit who has hundreds of channels saved in full,
he was uploading deleted channels on r/asmrchive/ but his shit got shutdown
but either way this is his list and supposidly he's still saving
http://pastebin.com/raw/VvegmNfT
there's 3 mermaid names in there if one of thems it, but I highly doubt a short live channel with 3 vids got onto the list
>>28950220
>>28952206
>>28951855
I could, but not sure where. Is imgur a good place?
>>28948039
i play 40k. Playing pretend war with plastic models is pretty outlandish to all of my family.
>>28954113
It's very possibly Little Mermaid ASMR, as I'm pretty sure it was "little mermaid" and the channel linked is empty. What do now?
>>28954319
you can click the 'message the moderators' button when you try to visit the locked r/asmrchive page
or message reddit.com/user/asshat which is the mods account to request the vids, as he did give out vids when asked before uploaded deleted channels
I think it's unlikely you'll get a response though...
I'm guessing the guy will eventually find a way to share vids again someday so I think there's some hope
>>28954468
>reddit.com/user/asshat
Uh oh I found a discussion about her:
"asshat 2 points 1 year ago
AFAIK she only ever uploaded one video."
And it's the video I have. The other two are fidgements of my imagination even though there's evidence of one of them in her google+ page. Oh well. Shouldn't have formatted my computer
