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>His height starts with 5 >His dick is 5" tops
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>His height starts with 5
>His dick is 5" tops
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that's like 90% of men worldwide then

she's going to have to compete for the remaining 10% of men that all the other roasties will be going after
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>>28947014
>Her weight is more than 160 pounds
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>>28947014
>Her weight has 3 digits (metric)
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>He is not an otherkin
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>>28947014

He may not be able to hit bottom, but he can tear up the sides
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>>28947033
Its a meme you dip. Get informed
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>>28947014
>when her height starts with 200
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Bullshit
5'9
9 inches
Its all about genetics
Size doesn't even matter anyways
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>>28947039
ma nigga you beat me to it
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>her height ends with a number over 5 (unless beginning with 4)
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>>28947039
>>28947043
It's been shown time and time again how almost any woman can have men lining up for them
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>her number of prior partners is more than 0
>her cup size is under D
>her weight starts with 2
>her hair isn't natural red or natural blonde
>her hip:waist ratio starts with 1
>she's a feminist
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>>28947014
>height starts and ends with a 5
>4x4 dick
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>>28947014
5'6 is the average male height women need to learn that, idk why they started thinking 6 is average, I bet they barely know anyone that is over 6 foot

As for le dick wee wee penis wiener doodle willy size I am 6 point 1
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>her face is a meme
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>>28947487
nah the average male height in western world is more like 5'10
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>can't get a woman
>can still achieve something great
never forget this people. even if you can't get a worthless worm to cohab with you, you can still do great things in life.
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>>28948062
>robots
>caring about the latter
gud 1 m8
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>>28947176
Damn son, you get diesel on that 4x4?
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>he knows it's a bait thread
>still types up a serious response
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>>28947014
>His bait is this stale
>He can't even come up with his own shitposts
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>his ID starts with a 2
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>>28947176
>4x4 dick
Have you taken it through the mud yet?
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>>28947058
Height? Kek.

Preemptive originality
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>his cum couch starts with 2 cups
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>>28948100
underrated
underrated
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>>28947033
>women having to compete over men
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>>28949990
Well yeah, if only 10% of men are wanted, there's not enough of those to go around for everyone, so they would have to compete. Can you not read?
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>>28950193
They might have to compete for husbands, but not for sex. Just a handful of men could re-populate the planet.
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>>28947081
4 isn't over 5
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>>28950222
That's still extremely unlikely, there's not even enough days in the week for those guys to sleep with those women, even if it was split up into one a day. And that's assuming all of those guys are okay with casual sex, and none would prefer to date any of those women.
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>tfw 5'6 with a 7 incher
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