>anon, what's that stain on your pants?
>>28947009
Misery and lament.
willy juice
*;D*
Iunno, probably food I dropped from earlier. Why are you looking at my dick anyway?
It's almost definitely semen.
Please do not touch it.
I-it's yoghurt
>back in high school before I became a robot
>had gf
>REALLY sexually active
>would sometimes meet up before school and fuck like wild animals
>went to class one day with crusty girl cum all around my zipper
>people noticed
>they all knew
I played it off like I was too cool to care, but I knew it was gross. They thought so too.
Regrets still haunt me to this day. I should have just stayed pure.
>>28947009
Tomato sauce
>>28947216
why didn't you just rub it off?
>>28947364
By the time I noticed, it was too late.
It was always too late.
"I ate a cinnabon and it fell on me"
>>28947216
>>back in high school before I became a robot
>>had gf
>be me, highschool robot
>Chad is with my oneitis
>Hoping against hope that oneitis will retain purity until she sees the light and breaks up with stupid normie Chad
>Chad comes to school one day with cool look on his stupid face
>There's crusty clear substance around his zipper
FUCK YOU CHAD
