Daily reminder to lower your standards if you ever want a chance at companionship.
>>28946028
that lady is fine as fuck
>>28946113
Pizza looks good too
>>28946028
Id be as unhappy with a fat woman as I would alone.
So I'd rather take the slimmer chance :^)
>>28946028
I would rather die a virgin then be with a fatty or single mother. Seriously.
>>28946028
>she probably thought it was just her usual after dinner pizza
>her surprise and joy when she opened the box
beautiful
>>28946028
aw dude you should have SEEN this girl I was with tonight
>meet her on POF
>think "okay she looks pretty chubby but fuckable"
>we meet at my place
>she's god damn 40 pounds heavier than her profile picture easily
>is an annoying slut
>talks about her problems for thirty straight minutes
>shut her up by kissing her
>we very nearly have sex but I opt for a blowjob instead
>have to close my eyes while she's doing it
>she told me it was one of the best dates she's been on
>hope to god there's a way out of this
>>28946028
>be socially retarded but average looking guy
>HKV in my 20's
>Decide that I'll bang some ugly slut, cause I don't want to die a virgin
>Use Tinder to meet some fat cunt
>We fuck on the first date
>And the second
>And the third
>But she's a cunt
>Think about dumping her
>Figure one last fuck. than I'll dump her
>After sex, call a pizza shop and ask them to put "I'm breaking up with you" on a pizza
>They say okay
>mfw they put marry me instead
I would never eat a pizza like that. It looks awful. Poorly distributed, low-quality cheese and sauce. Black jellybeans instead of meats and vegetables. Not cut into slices. I bet the crust doesn't even have any garlic.
>>28946028
He looks like a the stereotype of a beta
>>28946221
This.
I'm not fat, and I'd never be with a fatty, fuck fatasses stop eating you wastes of resources.
>>28946028
This is how I would propose to my waifu
>>28946028
>ring does not fit
eternal kek
He's ugly, she's fat, nothing wrong here
>>28946113
Yeah like a fat Mila Kunis, I can get on board with that. She's claerly quite bantz if she will accept a Pizza proposal.
>>28946028
Christ, that's fine with me.
>since there's so much food, crazy people can just eat themselves into obesity rather than having to cope with their actual shit personality and fears
since what you're lowering your standards down to is a psychological move, not a visual one, obviously obesity is going to come paired with it.
if food wasn't so abundant you could still lower your standards and get a crazy woman, she just wouldn't be fat.
they're either obese or high off pills or alcohol.
>>28946028
are those pennies on the pizza????
Good thing I don't want companionship, everybody who does is a normalfag.
>>28946028
>the ring is also an olive
I can't stop laughing
And her most prevalent emotion, on the day the man bent the knee and gave the ring, was #FATTYPRIDE - pottery
>>28946028
>picture of her boyfriend proposing to her
>tagged #effyourbeautystandards
Fucking whale just can't shut up about how insecure she is, can she?
>>28946028
that guy is high test as fuark
>>28946113
>>28946195
People like you should be obligated to wear big yellow stars on their clothes. That way when people decide to go on a killing spree they know at whom to shoot at.
