>someone knocks on the door
>immediately hide in the bathroom
I have I reached new levels of autism?
why hide? Not answering the door is a perfectly normal robot action
>mfw my own phone rings
I do it all the time.
very original desu
>not grabbing your gun and sneaking to see who it is
>>28944686
>phone rings
>stare at it, sweating bullets
>wonder who could be calling
>finally muster the courage to pick it up
>"h-hello?"
>"HI! WE HAVE AN EXCITING NEW OFFER FOR YOU! JUST PRESS ONE TO CONTINUE!"
>woke up by debt collectors calling again
>accidentally answered the phone when picking it up
>hang up immediately
Am I fucked
>>28944642
>someone knocks on the door, calls me or calls the house
>adrenaline overload to the degree that you would think I'm actually in danger of being killed
One of these days I'm going to have a heart attack.
>someone came to house
>entered attic and hid on the steps since junk is piled up and can't get up to attic
>hold door shut as I'm balancing on steps on one leg
>person had to use toilet in bathroom that communicates with attic
>listened to them shit
>tried not to make noise or breathe
>leg got fatigued
>fell down into bathroom and stared at guest taking shit
>insulted the fuck out of me and told me to get a job and how ridiculous I was
>stayed for 5 hours and ruined the day
>>28945791
The fuck kind of oddness is this? Why is your bathroom connected to the attic and how the fuck did you fall into it?
>>28945880
Attic door is in bathroom. Door opens and you walk up steps. Attic is cluttered so I could only get up a few steps. Door wouldn't close all the way because of clutter, so I had to lean towards door to hold it shut
>be me
>taking a shit
>get a call from my phone
>get call from an unknown number
>Girl is on the line, wrong number and decide to roll with it
>apparently I sound like her BF.
>Says my voice got a little smoother.
>LetTheFunBegin.jpg
>"Whatchu doin, anon?"
>Thinking bout you.
>"Describe In detail what your doing, anon" she sounds horny
>I'm doing something that reminds me of you bby.
>"what's that anon?"
>Taking a mean ass shit
>"What? Richard what the hell that's really mean. Why would you say that?!"
>not Richard
>"What the hell? Who am I talking to?"
>King of shits and you're my creation
>"Fuck you." She hangs up
>Call back
>"Hello?"
>I molded you from my shit and breathed life into you, as easily as I gave you life is how easily I can take it.
>"FUCK OFF!" Hangs up
