>mfw I ironically called my girl a cock bunny and she liked it unironically
>>28943943
>my girl
NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
call her a dick rabbit next time
Millenials will truly be remembered for one thing over all else by history: completely and utterly misusing the word "ironically" until it's true meaning was left forgotten by time.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28943943
When you find the things they like, push it to the limit and see what you can get them to do when they're turned on enough.
My gf uses /r9k/ and she liked "cock bunny" when it was doj coming up with a stupid nickname but it was ruined for both of us when it turned out it was just pedophile-talk.
There are nicer petnames I guess.
>>28944237
Am drunk may vomit from laugh
>>28943943
Seriously, realizing women like to be treated like shit in bed is a game changer. The first girl I was with i felt comfortable enough to choke in bed got off on it. About 80 percent of the girls Ive slept with love a good hand around their throat when you fucke them.
The last girl I had sex with literally requested I spit in her face and call her a whore while I fucked her...
>>28944513
<3 If you aren't sodomizing a girl while her face is covered in your spit, are you even really having sex?
>>28944294
>turned out it was just pedophile-talk
It's not, though. It was just a pet name, then angry orbiters who didn't like seeing their waifu violated got mad and memed it into oblivion.
>>28944513
>giving someone an endearing but sexual pet name is "treating like shit"
Anon...
>>28944556
They're so jealous
>gf found the cock bunny
she's not happy and has called animal services
