>daddy and mommy are not at home tonight
>do you want to play doctor with me?
Wat do?
>>28943940
W-what is doctor game?
>>28943940
Sure sweety.
Lay in bed and pretend you're in a coma.
I'll go downstairs and grieve by watching TV.
thats a creepy looking doll
>>28944035
Also why do kids always talk about this game?
Lemme call my friend Jared & Dan
Run
originalio
>>28944043
Sure sweety.
Lay in bed and pretend you're in a coma.
I'll go downstairs and grieve by masturbating to loli hentai.
>>28944061
have a sit...
oreganocreep
>>28943940
no i'm not good at acting. we can play scrabble if you want.
>gives her a stack of paperwork, asking her for things like her HMO, insurance, social security number and other medical information
Welcome to the adult world you Doctor wanna be.
>>28943940
>little girl comes into the room
>looks at me with precocious bedroom eyes
>says parents aren't home
>wants me to play doctor with her
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28944131
The one time I laugh at this meme.
If there's no consequence and she doesn't tell anybody, not gonna lie, I'd rape her and say it was some "medical play stuff"
>>28944188
>admitting this on a site hosted on FBI servers
gotcha
W-what are we gonna do on the bed, imoto-chan?
>>28943940
>cut open her stomach and steal her fetus
