>Girl complains about having small tits
>they don't even call it breast implants anymore it's called breast augmentation
>girls can just become augmented to get the right size/shape of breast you want
>Guy is a manlet or has a small dick
>literally no hope
>>28943722
Hey, at least you get augmented feels...
>>28943754
I never asked for these feels
>>28943722
Manlet reporting it.
I have up on life and now I'm just waiting for death to take me away from this shitty Manlet meat shell
manlets can get surgery to extend their legs but it's expensive and painful as fuck
they still look ridiculous though because their legs are disproportionate with the rest of their manlet body
>>28943792
I'm 5'8" it's a pretty average height around here. Taller than my twin. My dick is probably 5" bone pressed when erect so it's probably under average and it's totally inside my fupa while flaccid because I'm fat. I'm just mad when girls will complain that they don't have good tits and then go around saying "don't talk to me unless you got a big dick"
>>28943859
3"5 dick here.
I removed the idea of me ever fucking a girl from the deepest parts of my memory.
Was hanging out with friends a few days back, conversation came up about dick size. They said anything under 7in is laughable, is it really?
>>28943722
http://www.gq.com/story/penis-enlargement-surgery
Have you seen 'augmented' tits?
Unless they had the money to get it done well, they typically look laughable.