>tfw no bf
I just want a handsome guy to snuggle at night.
you gay and lyin
I want a boyfriend too :(
he's straight though
I'm almost certain OP is a dude. Post your face fagget.
>>28942426
alien cats can't have bf's faggot
I'm handsome.
But you're probably butt ugly.
Hit me up on tinder and I'll fuck you for a night doe
>>28942426
A-am I handsome enough for you?
>>28942593
Can't tell with just one image.
>tfw no qt NEET bf with greasy, curly hair and glasses
>tfw no qt NEET bf with delusions of benevolent grandeur
>tfw no qt NEET bf who rambles about strange topics and doesn't seem to make much sensebut watching him smile widely, with those little dimples gracing his narrow, almost but not quite childlike face, while he does so makes it all worthwhile
W O W
My standards have gotten so high that now I only look for one person, and one person alone. Someone I have never even met and who probably doesn't exist.
But my heart can no longer bear his absence nonetheless
>>28942532
smooth moves bro
I'm not even gay but I wanna snuggle with the alien cat
In a very non-homosex way
>tfw no mentally ill, clingy gf to care for and love forever and for always
I'm cute and nice someone date me thanks also I'm great at dealing with mental illness and stuff and I'm very good for super clingy people~
>>28942929
We can snuggle but no promises things wont get gay.
>>28942426
You know the rule, either tits or gtfo
>>28942630
How is this femanon?
>>28943678
>MtG box in the background
I SEE YOUR SUBTLE HINTS, ANON.What's your favorite color?
>>28942496
I know these feels all too well
>tfw you've never had a crush on another gay guy
>tfw all your crushes were straight
>>28942426
I'll fuck u
>>28943751
>favorite color
Esper anon.
>>28943846
Solid choice. I see that you like insuring the opponent does not get to have any of their fun toys.
>>28943928
Of course. I play Sen Triplets. My fun is using your toys against you.
>been skyping with a handsome cuddly bearish guy
>tfw maybe bf soon
>>28942929
If only Meow were real.
>you'll never run your hands through his greasy fur, breathing in his strong scent, still identifiable among the unwashed dishes that litter his room
>he'll never trust you with his hat for all of three seconds, letting you try it on before snatching it back because he feels weird without it
>he'll never greedily accept the ramen you cooked for him, slurping it down without a single thanks; his zeal is all the thanks you need
>you'll never enjoy couch co-op with a cheerful Meow purring atop your lap, together gaming far into the night
