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I finally got a qt 3.14159 gf (reeeeee get out normalfag) who
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I finally got a qt 3.14159 gf (reeeeee get out normalfag) who seems to be mostly free from red flags. No tattoos, no weird hair colors, or high partner counts, rarely goes to bars/clubs, etc.

She tells me she's only ever had 2 BFs before me, one in high school and one in college.

I'd believe her, but she's extremely good in bed. When I got my first blowjob from her, I couldn't stand up after cumming. She swallowed and even did the seductive lick cum off fingers, right out of porn. That image will forever be burned in my mind. That's not including the other depraved shit she does during sex.

Should I be concerned that she's lying? Skills like these are a sign of a experienced slut, right?
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>>28941240
tl;dr

>op found a normie bish
>normie bish gave op oral, which he's never seen or experienced outside of porn
>op probably has hep-c now
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>>28941240

Women fuck as well. Women watch porn. You found yourself a sex demon. Be happy. Believe me, that doesn't come easy.
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>>28941330
She either watches "art" lesbian porn, or hardcore bdsm, mostly the latter. I don't think those skills are relevant.
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>>28941240
>>28941304
>>28941330
>>28941911
>hey r9k I got a gf I swear! And we had awesome sex and she's awesome and totally real! Please upboat my blog!

And you all fell for it
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>didnt even post pics
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