Just text her r9k
No
she has cucked me, it's a bad idea
>>28941131
That bitch lying. Also lmao rare pollock pepe desu
>>28941131
Why the fuck would I have her number? I've barely spoken to her past saying hi.
Huehue mfw awesome
>>28941215
The gondola attached for those into that stuff
I did, its been an hour and she hasn't texted me back
no thanks, it's unhealthy. she's been such a pain in the ass and she doesn't care about me anymore. Plus she's found someone else.
Before trying to get a girl I want to improve myself
Text who?
Are you implying I ever interact with the opposite sex, let alone have one of their numbers, excluding my mom's?
>>28941131
>texted her memes
well it's your fault for bein that dumb
we meant like talking to her
try using words instead
talk about current moives, show or events and shit
I can't, she blocked my number and registered it as spam.
>>28941131
>I dont like that
Why am I laughing so hard, god damn
>>28941343
good idea, u can do it!
>>28941261
Sounds like she's busy
>>28941215
>gods
Drop that shit asap.
>>28941343
A way to do that is to surround yourself with people you respect and aspire to. Get a girl that falls into that category. Also by facing rejection through trying to get a gf of that nature, you'll become more accepting of who you are and stop giving a fuck what others think as much.
Sitting alone with friends convincing yourself you're changing when you're really just wasting time is fucking stupid. Don't waste your time man.
>>28941131
Phone contacts:
>Mom
>Brother
>Pizza
It amazes me that people here have the phone numbers of non-related people. Females on top of that.
>>28941131
It's her birthday on Wednesday. What should I say?
>>28941440
Idk I laughed too. I said sorry after and sent her a pic of my cat.
>>28941131
no she's mean
>>28941618
Then send her this Pepe. It worked for me.
>>28941481
yeah you're probably correct
>>28941131
>she literally just posted on Facebook asking for technology help
>>28941131
I already do every day. I told myself I wouldn't today to maybe make her text me first this time, or at least make her miss me a little bit...
>>28941537
Same. Why would any robot here have any girl's number at all?
She didnt care senpai
Fuck you.
She just texted me. I usually wait a day or two before texting her back (don't give me shit, it makes her wet for some reason) but I'm in the middle of a group work on whatsapp so she'll know I'm online and ignoring her message.
But I wont text her. As much as I'd want to.
>>28941668
Tell her to install gentoo
>>28941780
You wait 2 days before replying her messages, what kind of autistic shit is this
>>28941131
thw last time I talked to her, the weather was below 60 degrees
fuck if I'll start a conversation out of the blue
>>28941916
That won't do anything for her cell phone reception senpai
She texted me first today. Then didn't reply after. Annoying as fuck, why do I bother?
>>28941780
Tell her to get her ass into your bedroom right now.
>>28941518
>being able to surround yourself with people
>having any friends at all
Do you know where the fuck you are?
>>28941505
Yeah bro this isn't actually my oneitis; I'm too pussy to do something like that
>tfw she texts first
>tfw she does it almost every day>tfw its bound to fail soon because the age gap is too big for anything serious and shes getting second thoughts
I had a good run lads.
>>28942113
>the age gap is too big
who's the older one also how many years gap?
>>28942370
She turned 30 back in february, I turn 23 in september. So it's almost 8 years apart.
I'm still a college student because I previously dropped out a few years ago and became NEETmode for a while, and I think it bothers her because I don't have a lot of income from my part time job. It's gonna take me at least 4 more years before I can get my full degree and become a psychologist.
It's been nice while it lasted, but these things never do last long.
I just texted her and she's moving back home to our home state. Wish my luck lads
>>28941131
>she texts me first
>can't resist to it
>small talk that leads to her asking me for a fucking favour
I-It's fine
I'm shit at small talk...
>>28941718
it will happen
it's of no use, anyway
I already have, long before I saw this thread and still waiting on a responce
>>28942498
>become a psychologist
Dude....
>texted her last night around this time.
>She hasn't texted me back
>ask everyone I know for advice, they all said to wait a whole day and then text her, if that.
Its probably not gonna work, I was dumb to ask a girl that cute for her number just out of the blue.
>>28942910
I know it will. Probably tonight after I get back from my run and I'm feeling all drained. I'll lay on my bed for twenty minutes staring at my phone just trying to think of something to say to her. Having her attention on me is all that matters sometimes, and I hate myself for it.
>>28942946
I know everyone memes on psychology degrees, but I want to become a psychologist.
I've never gotten over it when I lost my little sister 9 years ago, so I feel like if I could help out at least one troubled adolescent with their problems, I could accept what happened the day she was taken from me and deal with the fact that I wasn't able to keep my promise to her.
>>28943274
Promise?
I think it's time for this robot to access his hard drive...
>>28941618
BUT TAKUMI, STREET RACERS DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS
>>28943326
It's a long story, but basically my father slept around with various women after cheating on and divorcing my mom until one day he slept with this one roastie who later became pregnant.
She told him the kid was his, and because my father is an terrible person who lacks common sense, he took her word for it and raised her for seven years, and I was told that she was my sister.
For seven years I ended up taking care of her the best I could, because my father and her mother spent most of their time getting drunk and fighting while bootlegging movies and watching daytime television. I had a shitty first half of my childhood so I did everything I could to keep her happy and told her I was always gonna be there for her.
Then one day, I was about 14 at the time, my mom and dad show up to pick me up from school early. I knew something horrible must have happened because they were completely calm around each other, despite their shared hatred for one another.
They told me that my little sister was being taken away, and her mom lied about the whole thing.then I got a phone callI had to explain to this little girl that idolized me whats going on despite being in complete shock about it myselfI'm still kept awake at night remembering how she was screaming and crying for me, saying they were taking her away and asking where I was and why i'm not there for her like I promisedthe last thing she said to me was"will I ever get to see you again?" All I could tell her was "I hope so"I still haven't been able to forgive myself for what happened, im tearing up as I'm writing thisdo you guys think I did the right thing?
>>28943573
So you're saying that it's fair game for you when she turns 18, right? Or did I miss the point
>>28943650
Sure, anon.
originality boogaloo
>>28941131
I don't have her phone number
>>28943573
You know she doesn't even think about you at all right?
She's too busy getting railed like the cumdumpster she was born to be.
Nothing but BIG VEINY DICKS going IN AND OUT AND IN AND OUT of her used up rotten pussy.
All because you had to let her down, when she needed you the most you let her down, and to be honest it doesn't like like you even tried very hard at all.
>>28941199
This. Robots dont have the girls number you fucking normies.
>>28943834
#EDGEMEISTER
>>28941131
I need a fast reaction, should I? The only girl who's ever loved me, but it ended poorly :(
>>28943834
I'm well aware of that. A girl who has a mother that does things like that along with father issues is likely bound to end up that way.
And that's what kills me inside.
>>28943573
sounds like an anime
was she fuckable
>>28943914
I never looked at her that way. She was an adorable kid, take that as you will I guess.
>>28943573
Saddest post I've ever seen on /r9k/. I'm sorry brobot.
>>28943573
Man I tried to start a humorous thread and you had to hit me with this
>>28941215
>subscribed to filthy frank
kill yourself
>>28941592
Don't do that
All women hate cats
Women are fucking evil demons sent destroy god's beautiful angels
>>28941131
>tfw she messaged me an ifunny meme
>>28943573
You were 14. Never too late to make things right though.
>>28941131
she already did and now i want to end myself
>they think a psychology degree is a bad decision
HAHA AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE IS A WONDERFUL IDEA BECAUSE YOU CAN HAVE multiple MULTIPLE MULTIPLE DOLLARS EARNED IN AN HOUR BY BEING A THERAPIST!!!!! BA ZIN GAAA!@@@@
>>28941131
I did. 3 times within 2 weeks. She didn't respond for month until yesterday saying she was busy.
I was thinking about responding back, but I don't know. I keep telling myself what could she have been so busy with for a month she couldn't respond. But I already know the answer so whatever...
>>28946263
That's not how it works, retard.
You still have to go to med school and do like 4 years of residency.
Then you can become a psychiatrist.
Enjoy those student loans and malpractice insurance tho lol
Shes married, frum (Chabad).....no....just no....even though she did brush her foot against my ankle yesterday though it could have be an accident or she was just testing me...but she always puts a smiling face when I text about appointments....I see her again tomorrow......I'm kinda hoping her husband wont be home again, just to see what might happen...ugh I'm terrible.
>>28943824
This.
How do you pseudo-robots even get girls' numbers anyways, specifically one that wants to talk to you?
what should i text her
i just want to fuck her, shes either in a relationshit or prying over some retard again
>>28946988
>wants to fuck her
>texting first
Better be a chad, bruh
>got a phone number from a massive qt who works at the shop near my house
>stop in all the time with friends
>one day she has figured out my name from one of my buddies, says "Hi anon!" every time I come in
>get her number, start texting, gonna go out with her soon
It's ezpz
>>28946960
You ask her for it
>>28947082
"bruh"
shes my ex
it started through texting
she flew a good few hours to suck my cock before
im no chad though
>>28947122
>having a girl fly over to just blow
>not a Chad
Your the type of Chads I fucking hate.
>>28947090
>>28947122
Hey Chad's could you kindly fuck off my board?
thanks
>>28947153
im 32 living with my mom and never had a relationship longer than 6 months, im such a chad indeed
>>28947165
>implying I'm a chad
I'm unemployed and broke, not quite chad material but I am cute as a button! It's the only thing I have going for me
>>28946291
nobody is "busy" for an entire fucking month when answering a message takes like 10 seconds senpai
