>tfw no kawal honoring, salamin shattering, tubig drinking, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
gross as fuck language wtf just date a mexican girl and get the real deal
>>28940796
how old are you kid? im guessing 15
>>28940669
God, I've been waiting for this thread. You're a mastermind, OP. I've seen these for the better part of a year, I used to hate them and they used to be more frequent but I've grown to love them.
I've begun to realize that these threads are a good litmus test to see who is a newfag.I still remember when puwit slapping was the last line in this
>>28940890
this>tfw these threads keep reminding you how little you've accomplished as the time slips awaypic related; I pray for death
>>28940796
I dated a Mexican girl once. She had a cholla accent. A bunch of Mexican girls I meet have cholla accents. I dislike cholla accents. Anyways, Vietnamese is objectively the worst language. How people can stand it I will never know.
>>28940890
>>28941029
Thanks phams. It's always nice to see people who appreciate my threads.
I wasn't able to see this thread for 2 days. Did you go on a short break, OP?
>>28940841
You can't honestly tell me that language doesn't make you cringe. It sounds like autistic people tried to put a language together, and just threw in random syllables. It makes no sense. No other language sounds that awful. I'm not even going to get into their whole misuse of "ph" and "f".
Everyday I come on r9k to see these threads.
>>28942148
putangina mo bro :">
>>28942252
I'm embarrassed for people that actually speak this.
A1 material once again OP
