I'd fuck a titlet, but I could never devote myself to a titlet. Why do they even exist? They're literally worthless. Will they ever learn?
>>28940654
Small boobers are best boobers, m8.
>the opposite can't be said for girls and small dicks
I disagree with you but I love your work because of how you destroy the self esteem of the roasties who come here. Keep it up my friend.
>>28940678
Hey guys, I found the roastie. Back to tumblr with you, washboard.
>>28940654
>Not anally dominating barely legal loli with flat chest
Why even live, famalam? You've gotta try it.
The larger the tit, the more the sag later in life.
>>28940678
This. Flat chests and small boobs are infinitely better than large boobs. OP, if you really want to devote yourself to someone, don't do it to someone whose boobs will sag when they start to age. My type of girl, however, has nothing TO sag.
>>28940654
>in between masterrace
A-am I right, g-guys? O-only a handful? Heheh...
>>28940743
>he's never seen saggy small tits
kek, stay delusional
I think flat is better
But I pretend that it is shit just to shit on the self esteems of roasties and "fembots"
let's get this shit started
WHEN
>>28940722
Big boobs are better to cuddle and suck on, small ones are more cute and adorable to look at.
>>28940743
>nothing TO sag
Your type of girl is a man?
>>28940775
Flat chests don't sag. Small boobs do. But not flat chests.
you're forgetting op - everyone here is a raging faggot
of course we prefer small tits because what we really want is a smooth hairless boy chest
>>28940818
They don't have to have a dick, I don't really care about that part. I just really want someone with a really cute chest and face.
>>28940743
>>28940739
>trap-loving cuckboys think their opinion matter
>>28940654
sauce on the pic
originale commento
>>28940846
When will you come to terms with being a faggot?
>>28940854
ishikei's shit i downloaded from gelbooru
>>28940903
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS SCRIPT I MUST KNOW DID YOU WRITE IT YOURSELF
>>28940854
if you're too lazy to look for it, here's the BIG version
don't even ask me to post the titlet version
>>28940916
wrote it myself, but I'm sure you can find a random one on github
>>28940881
I'm pretty openly straight, I'm only attracted to boys if they are (almost) unachievably cute and feminine. It's not realistic that I would date a boy because the only ones I'm attracted to are out of my league.
>>28940947
flatboard lovers everyone
subhuman, mentally unsound little-boy fuckers
probably wasn't breast-fed enough as a child
>>28940947
>I'm only attracted to boys when
>straight
>mfw titlets think they have a chance with me
>>28940903
Hello, I saved one of your desktops that you posted once.
I just thought you should know that.
>when a titlet looks in my direction
>>28940997
Hey that's pretty cool, anon. Sometimes I miss that look. Thanks for letting me know actually.
>>28940980
>subhuman
>when nietzsche said the mark of an ubermensch is some sort of sexual perversion
>mentally unsound
>i have no mental illness despite my lack of a will to live
>little-boy fuckers
>i'm not a pedophile
I wasn't brest-fed at all.
>>28940985
Like 95% straight, okay, you got me
>>28940903
> --exclude loli small_boobs
I'm getting real sick of these cowtit-lovers on my board.
>He doesn't like small-ish perky tits for long term
You fuck the Stacy with big tits, you wife the cutie with small tits.
One if a whore, the other will be faithful.
>>28941318
>implying smalltit roastie in pic isn't a Stacy whore
>>28941318
>doesn't watch anime
Big tits are always nice gals, oftentimes the childhood friend. Washboards are the tsundere cunts that are always self-conscious about not being feminine and will then proceed to beat the shit out of their male associates.
Why did I mention this? Because I've noticed the same shit in real life, small-tits (and fat whales) are cunts, medium-sized boobs are stacey whores, and large mega milks are the best out of the bunch (still can't trust 3d women under any circumstances). And they give you tit-jobs and shit
>>28941318
chestlets take what they can get, they're insecure, naive and childish
cowtits on the other hand don't second-guess themselves and only allow someone they've put through a personal test of values to get close to them
cowtits are actually the pure waifus tbf
>>28941442
this, all the cowtit stacies in HS were really nice and friendly, but the flat ones were like sticks of misandrist dynamite
>>28940854
Artist name is Ishikei
CHESTLETS BTFO
AGAIN
>>28940654
wow such a pleb
>you'll never comfort a qt femanon who feels insecure with her small breasts
>>28940654
OP is once again a faggot. Small tets are best tets
>>28940654
I used to actually get mad over these.
To this day, I still don't know if I did so because I felt like it was unfair to girls who could be nice (not in a cuck way, but in the way that I just never wanted anyone to feel inadequate for their body, boy or girl) or because I used to want to be a girl when I was younger.
Regardless, I was about to get mad over this before I realized something.
For years, I've been defending men and women who would never do the same for me and would never give me the time of day, especially the women. (Once again, I wasn't a white knight looking for pusser or admiration. I just saw good in everyone and wanted no one to be sad.)
Most girls you can find, tall or short, (although, let me say, tall girls do tend to be okay with smaller or 5'7+ men since tall women and short men face a lot of the same issues) will always take your penis size into consideration, or your height or your little issues. While you'll love them for who they are, they'll always be thinking about how you could be taller or have a bigger penis or whatever else.
Because of that, seeing these posts doesn't make me happy, but it doesn't make me angry or sad either.
I just wish I could be hopeful again. I wish I could see in people what I saw back in the day.
I wish people cared about people the way I used to care about them.
>>28944276
You're deluisonal.
There's pure good and pure evil everywhere.
Average people make choices that will stick with them their entire lives.
>>28940654
I'm backwards, anon. I wanna marry a small-chested woman. Big tits are nice but they're not cute, and I need cute in my life.
>>28940654
Why force this meme, doesn't it go against the entire point of the /r9k/ user meme? If you push this enough it'll just give women something to argue with in regards to the validity of female robots.
>>28944382
In conjunction with what I said, I'd like to imagine that you mean there are people out there who don't really care what someone looks like or anything, but I just can't believe it.
>>28940654
>tfw the left is more appealing to me because it's more realistic
it's how bitches who wear tons of makeup are gross
Men that obsess over breasts weren't breast fed as children and have mommy issues.
>not going for the slender gal with perky tits that looks healthy and illegal
Fucking shit taste desu senpai
also
>Op most likely got this mad over the manlet memes
wew
>>28944579
No, the caked on layers of oil and creams and powders are gross, but likely what it is is girls have slowly become indistinguishable from very convincing drag queens. Not only because of the excessive makeup but because they use the feminizing techniques used with drag makeup, but since they're already female, it makes their face look hyper feminine, like a blow up doll. This might also be why andros and traps suddenly seem cuter.
Pic related, from an Instagram makeup page.
>>28945443
maybe I'm fucked in the head but makeup always looks bad to me
like women literally shave off their eyebrows and draw them on. shit mane
