>live in a neighborhood with tons of kids (5-10 years old)
>kids constantly screaming and playing and crying
>literally 10ft from my house
>never shut the fuck up
>fuckin summer
>start getting woken up every day because of them
>can't sleep
>can't focus on anything
>get good idea
>every time they scream
>every time I see them scurrying across the streets
>point my speakers towards the window
>blast hardcore porn
>kids don't know what it is
>parents do
>ignore them when they knock on my door
>justblareitlouder.jpg
>they start calling the cops
>"Muh house my rules"
>can't do shit
>parents stop letting their kids near my house
>no more screams
>no crying
>just silence
>finally peaceful
What great things have you other robots accomplished recently?
Been lirking for a while, still don't know how to greentext.ni have a great story, but only greentext gives it justice
How do I greentext. I have a great story of my middle school years
>>28940544
>>28940564
Fuck. It didn't show I posted
>>28940544
>>28940564
Try putting a loaded shotgun in your mouth and pulling the trigger.
Im sorry>>28940591
I didnt know
>>28940564
>>28940544
type >
>apparently not original comment
>>28940657
Just use the greater than sign >
I want to hear about middle school encounters.
>>28939728
I would have put on some heavy noisecore shit like Anal Cunt or something. Porn is kind of embarrassing.
>>28941112
It's only embarrassing when you let it embarrass you... or you watch some fucked up shit.
>>28939728
>Cooking eggs
>Cat comes up to the door after he finished playing in the backyard.
>He starts body slamming the glass to get my attention.
>Walk over and let him in.
>Open the door and MASSIVE HORSEFLY decides to invade my domain.
>Cat scurries in and snuggles up on the couch.
>I grab my flyswatter that will insta-kill the beast if I can match its speed.
>The fly has the stones to land on my eggs.
>They're ruined.
>Start shouting at the fly
>"You invade my land! Soil my food! And now evade my justice!?"
>Fly ignores me and continues crawling all over my eggs.
>I approach it.
>It doesn't fly away
>It's a challenge.
>I drop my flyswatter
>"I will tear you apart with my bare hands!!!"
>Exercise Castle Doctrine and flat palm smash the bastard causing my eggs and fly guts squirt all over the counter.
>Paper plate falls off the table.
>I have won.
>Give the eggs to my cat and make some more for me.
