majors for someone who is stupid and sucks at everything?
>>28939023
Psychology
Philosophy
Art History
Gender Studies
>>28939023
business
turf management
sports therapy
psychology
>apple genius
>sandwich artist
>professional burger flipper
>>28939065
Those are jobs not majors.
>>28939023
Women's Studies
African Studies
Travel and Tourism
Electrical Engineering
You better start learning how to flip some burgers.
>>28939023
International Relations. 3 years in, haven't learned a goddamn thing.
>>28939043
Philosophy majors on average have the second highest IQ's and highest SAT scores of all majors. Philosophy majors also score second highest on GRE's and highest on LSAT and MCAT. Philosophy is also pretty difficult to understand.
>>28939023
accounting
psychology
education(maybe)
Business
Psychology
Arts
Etc
>>28939023
women's studies
african american studies
business
>>28939125
Philosophy doesn't directly produce anything and doesn't have any absolute standards you can judge people against, so unlike with mathematics it's possible to write a bunch of postmodern bullshit and get a good grade for it in a philosophy class.
History, it's literally just reading stuff.
>>28939023
Do what I'm doing and learn a language. Its bound to get us some good money, right?
RIGHT?!
computer science
~worked~ for me
>>28939201
Not really. Philosophy is pretty hard. Most U.S. schools are analytic. That means you have to actually write laid out arguments and shit. The postmodern bullshit is usually english departments that read continentals.
>>28939248
>op says he's stupid and sucks at everything
>recommend one of the deepest and most difficult to learn subjects their is
Why?
>inb4 someone argues programming isn't difficult
>"Computer programs are the most complex things that humans make." -Douglas Crockford
>>28939193
What's the point in getting a degree if you won't get any job?
>>28939340
It's really hard, but since there are so many jobs you can be mediocre and still do well in it. There are very few majors where I can have a C+ average and still get a good job after. Comp sci is one of them
>>28939023
English.
I have an English BA and I'm homeless with a cocaine addiction
>>28939340
indians literally do this shit every dya
>>28939289
Regardless of if philosophy can be made to be hard or not, the fact is there isn't a straightforward right and wrong answer for a philosophical question the way there is for a mathematical question. This lack of clear right or wrong is what allows postmodern bullshit to exist in the first place.
>>28939390
I actually find this to make it hard, i like like when there is an actual right and wrong answer and a clear process for how you get there.
>>28939340
Thank you, I don't feel like a complete failure anymore.
>>28939239
A baby is a thousand times better at your degree then you are.
>>28939390
Just because we don't have a conclusive answer doesn't mean it's bullshit. Most upper-tier mathematics is purely theoretical and is indistinguishable from analytic philosophy.
Anything boat-related. Learn to tie knots then hang yourself.
>wanted to go into a trade
>learning disability, especially in math
>was in special ed. math since 7th grade
>probably won't pass the trade school entrance exam
>>28940856
>was in special ed. math since 7th grade
What's that like? Did people treat you like you were retarded, or was it different because you were only in special ed. math and not special ed. everything?
>>28940887
It helped a lot. The kids in the class were all pretty normal, we all just had learning disabilities. A lot of the kids were in small special ed. classes, but again, they were normal and you wouldn't be able to notice.
No one really knew or cared.
>>28939097
>Electrical Engineering
Ree
Go to community college
>>28940962
all not small*
>>28939023
Sucks at everything??
My niece sucks on wieners but she got a decent job in Cali making more money than me.
>>28939125
Spotted the philosophy major! /s
Actually, philosophy is pretty cool.
>>28939023
do a trade like plumbing
>>28939023
Everyone in this thread is lying to you. As a stupid person that sucks at everything, I'll share with you the fact that there is nothing you can mayor in that will get you money. The world is built for normies, no one wants to hire an incompetent worker and that's exactly what being a dumb robot means.
>>28939023
I recommend suicide pham
Elementary education, nursing, psychology, English
Get it? Female majors
Maybe consider a trade? Not everybody belongs in university. Once it was a place for the upper classes and the intellectual elite. Now it's becoming high school 2.0.
>>28939384
Could not have said this better myself.
>>28941341
It's because of "overpopulation" caused by globalism
The USA isn't overpopulated but the job market is
How are gender/race studies students graded?
The entire spectrum is a matter of opinion, feelings, and interpretation with insufficient evidence, so you pretty much just have to join up and agree with the "professor's" opinions.
>>28939607
upper-tier mathematics is "theoretical" and abstract but it's also extremely unambiguous.
As for the individual who said philosophy students don't learn anything useful, yes this is "true" but neither do business students.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV3ZlCKboI8
>>28939023
Business
I major business because Im a stupid fuck with no idea what life is all about, and basically everyone around me is the same. People who have no idea what they're doing and are basically only good at breathing.
>>28939125
Kant is the only good philosopher who is remotely difficult to understand
>>28939607
Hi I'm a math major and you can go fuck yourself
>>28941610
>thinks that the difficulty in majoring philosophy is one philosopher in particular
lmaoing @ ur ignorant perception of what a major is all about
>>28941693
you have reached such an advanced philosophical level that your posts make no sense whatsoever
>>28941817
>thinks i'm majoring philosophy
lmaoing @ u
>>28941878
didn't say that, did I? you're proving my point boyo
>>28939023
education. become a high school teacher, despite what ever body says they make a decent wage and most of the time are really stupid
>>28939023
psych
business
econ (#1 meme degree)
art history
math is also easy if you're any good @ it
History my man. Two years in and I haven't done shit. Hardest thing I've done is a 15 page paper, and the professor didn't even read it. We're all just so dead inside because we know we're useless.
>>28942550
math and econ are both demanding majors.
Easy majors are anything that ends with "ology" apart from biology
Anything that ends with "studies"
Business
art
Sports/GE
edumacation
Business is the only one that might still land you a job.
Meet QT3.14 who want babies with you. Only guy in most classes. Lots of low paying jobs.
>early childhood education
If you enjoy discussion but have no jobs in mind
>philosophy
If you want a common sense STEM
>geology
I'm a cuck
>gender studies
I like numbers, but I hate theory based math. (Good pay!!)
>accounting
>>28943894
Don't hate on based geology
>>28943950
I'm not hating it, but it is very intuitive.
It's not a bad major if you want to work for an oil company but it's pretty easy to get the hang of
Building docks
Shitting in canyons
Being a tripfag
>>28939043
>Philosophy
Somebody doesn't understand what philosophy is.
>>28939201
>produce
Stop projecting your mindless ideology onto the whole of philosophy.
>absolute standards
Neither does anything except religions like Christianity that involve infallibility.
>possible to write a bunch of postmodern bullshit and get a good grade for it in a philosophy class.
Nope.
>>28939289
>>28939390
>pomo is bad
Found the STEM spergs.
>>28941610
>I've never read any philosophy but i saw kant on reddit once!
>>28943713
Found another moron;
The overwhelming majority of theology goes beyond the mind of the overwhelming majority of people
>>28943894
>If you want a common sense STEM
Philosophy often breaks common sense you stupid meme-poster.
hurr durr it dun make no sense i gotta see it 2 beleev it
>>28943950
>common sense STEM
>hatingI read it that way first too. Get your act together guy, greentext comes first.
>>28939023
None, you get a trade.
>Commercial drivers license
>welding
>plumbing
Not that difficult, you just have to work for a living.
>>28944132
I've made a grave comprehension mistake
>>28943992
He wasnt a tripfag , dockbro used it the way its supposed to be used.
>>28939389
Pushing this meme. If you think you're getting outsourced by them, then you don't have a fucking clue about good programming skills.
>>28943894
I keked so hard at the econ section
>>28944222
dockbro is white trash who gets a blowjob for making a dock and being a lazy fag
>>28943992
ya sure go build a real nice """""""""dock"""""""""
phil/econ double major
>>28944079
pomo is bad
>>28943713
can confirm the hardness of econ meme is a meme
physics and math are the hardest things
I think I want to be a teacher.
Have to decide if I should major in math, bio, english or history alongside education
I honestly have no clue what should I do
Business. It's the only think I'm competent enough to do at the moment. Practically anyone can do it.
I'm hoping to go back to school eventually and do it right. But for now I'm stuck with this.
>>28940856
Don't let the man tell you that you suck at everything. The whole point of school is to make everyone complacent, dull and droll. If you weren't good at school it's probably because you're fucking great at something else. There are multiple intelligences. So you suck shit at arithmatic. Oh well. Find what makes you tick and murder that shit!
>>28941310
Nursing is not easy and it's a well-paying job. If you live in California, it's not extraordinarily hard to hustle and find something that pays $100k or so with just a BSN. NP's also make $80-150k and CRNA's make $100-250k
>>28941656
Trugrudded!!!
>>28944386
>pomo is bad
The opinion of an undergrad brat doesn't matter.
>physics and math are the hardest things
no lol
>>28939097
>Electrical Engineering
Wat. Most people at my school that are in this complain nonstop about how hard it is, and then they either leave college altogether or they switch majors.
>>28939235
Actually, if you're stupid history is harder than you think. Once you get to the point where you have to read historic documents and they are translated from 500 year old french and then you have to decide what most probably happened during an event based on these incredibly scewed perspectives in broken language it gets harder. Psychological also gets hard after the second year. Arts are easy, unless you lack creativity in which case they are hard.
>>28939340
Upper level language programming isn't really that hard. Lower level shit like the computer hardware guys do is fucking insane. Comp sci is engineering lite.
>>28939125
Third highest GREs. First is physics second is math. I've seen the charts too.
What can I do with a Math Major?
>>28944592
>implying you are a grad student
>implying degrees relate to credibility
>implying the following statistics aren't correct or that the relationship between iq and major has nothing to do with the difficulty of the major
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/12/verbal-vs-mathematical-aptitude-in-academics/
Not going to college and maybe trying something else, like a trade school?
>>28943713
>econ
>math
>demanding
hahahahahahahahaha
just fucking died, you can't be serious if we're talking undergrad
>>28944916
You can be /sci/'s 300k starting golden boy
>>28944701
That's what happens when they let le smrt people study engineering.
>>28944916
Be an actuary, a teacher, or try hard for a competitive finance job. Probably start between 50k and 80k depending on a ton of factors, including school prestige, internships, and any certifications you have like actuarial exams.
If you can do some programming there some jobs available there as well.
>>28944960
dont forget to get some of that salt on ur fries
>>28944941
>statistics
There you go, projecting your ideology once again.
I'm not grad, I'm fucking 28 and finished what was essentially a math/engineering/physics triple major six years ago, and have since have had my writing on philosophy published.
>>28939023
>psychology
/thread
seriously, just pretend to care about stacies and faggots and their fabricated problems
milk our decaying society for all it's worth
>>28939023
Liberal Arts Oregano Comment
Social work has the lowest IQ
pic related
>>28946228
I disagree. I'm an engineering major and a certified retard.
Also
>philosophy
Nice meme bro
>>28946606
>posts statistics
>"i disagree"
well you got the retard part right
>>28946606
Philosophy majors are fairly intelligent. They're just not very ambitious.
