Anonymous posters that you recognize around r9k, from their habits or typing style.
>that guy that always puts "p much" in all of his sentences
>that guy that uses the same image file names over and over again but tells contradicting stories and pretends to be multiple people
>that guy that
>that guy that uses the same image file names over and over again but tells contradicting stories and pretends to be multiple people
I'm glad I'm being noticed
>>28937871
>>28937902
Wait do people really track image file names?
>>28937902
>that guy that makes every thread about him or his experiences
>>28937952
The archive can.
>>28938070
How?
Originalbloxlbloxxx
>>28937871
>>28938070
Stop paying attention to file names you asshole, I don't want to have to change the names or get brand new pictures just to shitpost.
>that guy that uses 'fampai'
It's just you lad.
>>28937871
>that guy who posts the fart threads
>that guy who gets comfy by making wagies ragie
>that guy who posts tranny threads
>that guy who thinks normies and normalfags arn't the same thing
>that guy who posts hijak
>that guy who posts about moving somewhere else with the lonely spongebob image
>that guy who posts that guy threads
>>28938181
>that guy that uses famalam
>that guy that uses senpaitachi
>that guy in the /britfeel/ threads who says made up UK-sounding phrases like "faff-jockey"
>that guy who's 20 and complaining about being forever alone
>>28937902
>mfw I do this too
>that guy who is literally me on all levels
Pretty much the BRRAAAPPP guy. He should just go tripfag.
A closet tripfag-that's the bottom of the /r9k/ barrel.
Worse than BEBE even.
>>28937871
>fartposting
>littlecasesarsposting
>that guy that uses too many spaces
>that guy who uses the same "original" in spoilertext at the end of posts
>that guy who posts pictures of pepe
>that guy who killed his neighbor's dog
>that guy who uses the Phoenician alphabet in his posts
Most should be familiar with anti-buddha poster by now.
The Polish guy.
>that creepy guy who still posts here even though he's old enough to be your dad
>>28938181
>>28938229
I've actually used these to sound extra shitposty, but I stole them from someone else.
>that guy who posts about himself in "that guy" threads and hopes that someone else will sympathize with him
>that guy that just adds asdfagasdfasdf to the end of his generic post so he doesn't get filtered
>>28937871
>That guy who blows everyone the fuck out in a relatively rabies-free manner.
It's like looking into a mirror.
>>28938454
The only thing you're blowing the fuck out is dicks ya homo
>that guy who makes absolutely no impression on the community whatsoever
>that cuck
>>28938181
Nah several people use fampai, famalamadingdong
>>28937871
- That guy who posts "a-bloo bloo bloo" all the time without realizing it's a quotation from Princess Bubblegum trying (and failing) to sound scary.
- That autistic Polish anti-buddha guy who rants non-stop about no one having free will
- That long-haired NEET guy who is always posting his picture and asking why he's so Always Alone, and then getting angry when people tell him.
>that guy who spams dog gore in every single thread having to do with pets
>>28938644
What a god damn saint.
>>28938644
I hide so many threads because of this faggot
>check to see if ive formed a reputation
>most of my posts are late at night
nice
heres a contribution:
>hal
>the smug wojak guy
>>28938487
You're a cheeky cunt, m8 I'll give you that.
Most intelligent people wouldn't have bothered to reply.
Also
>That guy who starts bard threads.
Always a crowd-pleaser.
>>28937871
> that fucking guy with the weird looking filipino gf in the woods
>B R U H enough I hope they broke up
>>28937871
>that
>guy who
>makes posts
>where the lines
>form these curves
>somehow but i
>can barely do
>10 lines like
>that and
>he will
>do
>very
>long posts
Only see him now and then
>>28937871
- That guy who always starts the daily pom threads and refers to everyone as "lads."
- That guy who is constantly using "BTFO" and referring to people as "mad roasties."
- That guy who keeps posting his terrible devil drawing and trying to turn it into a meme.
that judy hopps poster
>>28939119
Dubs please, I want that smug bunny to bully my pathetic cock.
>>28939362
>>28939362
so pathetic you cant even get dubs m8
>>28939473
dammit I can try
>>28938622
>That autistic Polish anti-buddha guy who rants non-stop about no one having free will
Granted it is not very productive. The idea has been ridiculed so thoroughly that its believers are literally reduced to 'you just want to keep yourself/others down' and 'you can't prove it doesn't exist'. Neither yields much room for meaningful retort anymore.
>That guy who responds to stories told by female posters that involve things related to female anatomy (getting pregnant, vaginal discarge, etc.) with, "Except boys don't have that, enjoy your gay relationship / gay roleplay" or something like that, he posts the mc from Taxi Driver a lot
>that guy who uses """""""this""""""" notation and claims it's multiple people (granted, after I called him out on it some people picked up how triggered I get by it and have been using it a lot more but it's possible to tell the original guy who does it because only he will do it mid""""""word""""" and he uses an exact number of " marks)
>>28939119
what does bunne think of my dick?
Also how do you pronounce "Bunne"? Just bun-E? Or "buune"
>>28938229
>having a problem with famalam
Fuck you famalam
>>28938192
I'm 95% certain that the *BRAAAAP* guy is the same guy who most prominently posted wagecuck threads every morning last year
Fucking love that NEET
>>28939658
>that guy that recognizes himself and posts in your thread
>>28939686
Suck my dickalam famalam
>tfw so uninteresting you will never be recognized
>>28939712
>that guy that posts the retarded baby pepes
>>28939740
>Retarded baby pepes
>he doesn't know food helber guy
The fucker you're quoting is just reposting one of his masterpieces.
>that guy that gets dubs
>that guy that hits enter twice for every line break
i've been to reddit to sell shit. i know how the formatting works. you're not tricking anybody, guy
>that guy who posts his face in every face thread talking about how ugly he is
>that guy who posts the comfy pepes and tries as hard as possible to piss off the wagecucks
>>28939800
wew laddy
bl0x0r
How many posters are on /r9k/?
It feels like the same dozens of people but out of billion and billions in the world surely it can't be.
Is it the collectivism of the board or am I retarded?
>>28938192
>that guy that posts the lonely spongebob threads
Holy shit these have been ongoing for at least a year. It's not that long but for a post with so little content or shitposting potential it's impressive
>>28939975
There's lots of casual posters here, but the board is dominated by a handful of seriously crazy autists who drive everyone else away. The anti-buddha guy, for example, is supposedly responsible for 1 in every 6 postings. Try starting a thread about meditation or psychoactive drugs and he'll flood the thread until everyone leaves. I'd bet half the postings in r9k are done by no more than six people.
>>28937871
>that guy
>who always
>puts spaces inbetween
>his sentences.
>>28940078
really envious of those types of autists desu
>>28940078
>The anti-buddha guy, for example, is supposedly responsible for 1 in every 6 postings.
The 'supposedly' still makes me chuckle.
>The assmad furry artist who posts random images and wants to lose his virginity to a thai hooker
>>28940083
A lot of people do that. I think it's because of the difference between how it looks in the reply box vs. how it looks after it posts.
>>28940119
You're envious of anti-social, poop-jugging shut-ins with nothing else to do in life but bully people on a Venezuelan llama-swapping forum 24/7?
>that guy who starts the trap threads
i love you man
>>28937871
>That underage new/summer/fag with the broken spacebar that uses the underscore instead
>>28939119
wewest laddest
>>28937871
>dat boi
Oh shit.
>>28940174
absolutelyy
>>28940078
By the way, I find it pretty disappointing that you've apparently reduced yourself to samefagging about me. As far as I've observed, you don't try to hide e.g. your use of -- dashes in your posts. But here, you chose to spell that name in lower case, which you used not to do.
>>28939119
Judy please rate me well
>>28939119
based bune
>>28939975
Supposedly this is one of the most visited, most active boards on the site. But if you spend one day here, and one day on one of the other very active boards, you'll see a pretty big difference. I think >>28940078 is right. It's a small, vocal minority.
>That obnoxious fat cunt with the long black hair that posts pictures of tomoko and fucks underaged female /r9k/ users that he meets from skype.
>that guy what really wants a husky
>>28940401
We need more people willing to drive fake robots away, like that "what are you wearing today" thread full of normies.
>>28940595
What we need are janitors that do their jobs.
>>28940595
You know, I'm willing to bet that nu m00t considers the people trying to drive others away to be the cancer which needs chemotherapy around here. This isn't YOUR board, you autistic douchebag.
>>28939623
>you can't prove it doesn't exist
Yeah, you actually can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joanVUoXY0s
>>28940662
4chan mods disagree with you.
>>28940662
You can go to /fa pr /soc if you're so interested in seeing other people's clothing. Normies cant relate to the majority of things we post here so why do they keep coming back?
>>28940676
*I* understand the subject; I know all about confusing self-awareness for self-determination, which the thumbnail of your video (a brain within a brain) seems to imply, and other errors of f.w.'s proponents. I'm just citing what I have heard over the threads.
>>28940733
This isn't supposed to be a hugbox support board for antisocial Trump-voting bronies with Autistic Spectrum Disorder. It's just that you're so fucking aggressively obnoxious that no one else can stand to share space with you. You shit all over the fucking bed and now are convinced that because no one wants to sleep in your shit smears, the bed must have been made specifically for you and you alone.
>that guy who likes disgusting filipino girls
>that degenerate guy who makes disgusting belly gf threads
>that guy who has kids and a relationship with his mother
>That guy who starts threads just to post racebait who starts saying "I WANT /POL/ TO LEAVE" when nobody has said anything racist, then somebody finally says something racist and he dumps interracial porn for hours on end, coming back every 30 minutes to make sure his thread doesn't slide off page 10
>>28940611
>"r9k has no topic"
>j-jannies pls get rid of people better than me
>>28940811
Many people use autism as an insult, but no one uses it as inconsiderately as you, with as little regard to appearing to genuinely associate it with the abusive terms that accompany your accusations of it. When people accuse of autism, it is understood to be humorous. But not you -- you genuinely try to infuse the term with the connotations of ridicule so to shame people this way.
>>28941132
>he wants cuckposting
I don't understand why.
>>28941433
>he thinks his NEETposting and normie demonizing is superior to cuckposting
>the guy who always makes the thread about being cucked by his oneitis with some musclehead in his shitty house
>the guy who posts the baseball player with the large butt
Probably the same fucking retarded autist. These posts trigger me so god damn much because the person is clearly literally autistic as fuck and I don't want to be around people like him. It makes me quit /r9k/ every single time I see his psots.
>>28941472
Where did I mention that.
>>28941544
Where did I mention I specifically want cuckposting?
>that black guy with the cats
>that guy who makes those ''tfw possible gf'' threads at midnight every single day since october
>the anti buddha
>those rose thread lurkers
>that guy that makes qtp2t filipina gf threads
Never stop lad
>that guy who sneakily mentions himself in "that guy" threads and hopes someone replies by saying he recognizes him
>>28941579
The crazy one who says all women want to abuse and murder cats?
apf
>that guy who's awesome
It's you. Yes, YOU. You're awesome and you know it.
>>28941744
It's (You) desu fampai
>>28941561
Where did I mention that the jannies should get rid of people I think are better than me? We can play stupid games all day. We both know ya fucked up.
>>28941813
get off of 4chan mom
>>28939119
Baby want carrot milk BABY WANT CARROT MILK
>>28938181
Quite a few bots do that,myself included, fampai.
what if everyone on 4chan is all 2 people
you and me
>>28941939
Id buy a movie based around that subject
>>28941939
youve been such a fucking cunt m8
>>28939119
If I went back 10 years and told myself that when I was a grown up I would be sitting in my apartment, all alone, getting my dick size """"judged"""" by a cartoon bunny on an anonymous imageboard I would fucking laugh at such a ridiculous idea. Yet here I am.
>>28941813
Do (You) really mean it anon?
>>28941939
(You) and me. Together forever.
>>28941579
>>28941774
Das me
All women hate cats, it's a proven fact
I don't even let the female vet techs touch my cat.
Fucking savage whores have no love for God's angels
>>28937871
>p much
i do this but i don't post on r9k often
>>28939119
ok rate pl0x
>>28939119
ROLLINGERINO
original commento
>>28941705
Do Rose threads still exist?
>>28937871
>squirel poster
don mind him desumiss u 3.smthn%
>>28938181
I like famazepam
>that guy that spells it "boipucci"
>That guy that gets pissed off whenever the deepweb is mentioned and calls it a meme
>>28940196
Fuckin hate that guy. Always posts with a cringey selfie
>that guy who uses "cummies"
>>28943899
>that guy that gets mad about it and calls everyone summerfags because they don't like cummies
He kept shitting up a thread last night
>>28938181
Fuck if I care, I'll keep using it.
>that guy who posted the thread with the chubby 2d girl twice in a day
>that guy who tries to "cleanse" threads by creating more spam
>that guy who always starts threads with the nervous pepe and says something like girls are/ have X
>that guy who always posts akari
>>28943632
famazepam the rc benzo, I like it
>>28943366
They hit a little peak of popularity around when the robot came back, but they've been nearly completely dead since her 30th birthday (April 5th 1986)
>>28941939
>that guy who's always trying to give me unsettling matrix feels
its not me
so it has to be you
>>28944411
nice one famalorazapam
That guy who always calls 4chan shit like "Malaysian Wall painting site" or "Polynesian Reptile collection board"
I like this guy desu
>>28944896
>liking posts on a Nepalese yak-herding hub
>that guy who completely wrecks any argument in his way and gets no replies
>>28944959
The very fact that you've been paying enough attention to correct argumentation to come up with this makes me hopeful.
>>28945092
>>28944959
I mean, for the board/site/... in general.
>>28944896
>American sadfeels imageboard
>>28945342
no thats not quite it, see
>>28944950
for a perfect example
>that faggot who shills his YouTube channel all the fucking time
HES DOING IT RIGHT NOW FUCK OFF SHITTY ATTENTION WHORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28944896
You realize that's everyone who's been here longer than last summer, right?
>>28945586
but this one guy does that so well
always makes me chuckle like a little girl t b h
>>28945463
>that guy who corrects people's meme usage on a Tibetan throat-singing forum
>the guy(s) who wrote amazing poopoo peepee and tendie stories
>I wonder if they left, or if those amazing minds are still around just waiting for the next meme to unleash their creativity
>>28945765
They always write on /b/. See threads like that almost every day
>>28945781
are you for real? I stopped going to /b/ about 3 years ago when it became nothing but dubs and roll threads.
>>28945816
i think it got worse, last time i checked it was mostly porn and the same ylyl threads ad nauseam
nothing comparable tohigh qualityrobotboard-posting
>Chad gets everything handed to him
>I have to work harder to get the same result because I'm short and ugly
>that's why I don't do anything because I'm not a cuck
>it's not fair
Might sound like lots of people, but that's the specific style of one recognizable whiner.
>>28937952
You don't?
baka desu senpai
>Those guys who make the same thread
>every
>fucking
>day
Who are these people?
>>28938622
>that autistic guy who uses dashes instead of meme arrows
>that same autistic guy who recognizes a common internet saying from back when chatrooms were big from a children's cartoon
>>28937871
>the "p" guy
I'm going to find that motherfucker and hit him so hard his shitty beard falls out
That anon who calls Aoi a cunt.
>>28946357
they're probably bot threads
>the cuck fantasy poster who posts creepshots of his "wife" claiming he is a deformed impotent manlet
>that one retarded moralfag with no grasp of the english language who still uses "btfo"
is that nigger a bot or something
>>28937871
>>that guy that uses the same image file names over and over again but tells contradicting stories and pretends to be multiple people
*farts* teehee
>>28940083
I'm sorry I just don't like how 4chan formats posts...
Please give me some tips :(
>That shill who reposts popular threads to shill in the comments and you idiots fall for it
I'm not talking about just general threads, I'm talking about reposting specific stories that were popular
Seriously though why aren't the janitors stopping this, if they were actually active they would notice it, it's so obvious.
>>28939119
This post is high in content tou kazoo
>>28938181
i do this all the time tho fampai
>>28937871
>>that guy that uses the same image file names over and over again but tells contradicting stories and pretends to be multiple people
I specifically avoid this because I know people like you look out for it.
>>28938622
>That guy who posts "a-bloo bloo bloo" all the time without realizing it's a quotation from Princess Bubblegum trying (and failing) to sound scary.
Are you 12?
This has been a thing for centuries.
>>28939119
lets see if meme magic is real.
>>28944896
>a Mongolian throat singing network
>>28938787
Came here to post this guy
I admire his dedication
>>28937871
Thisguy is a local celebrity.
>>28938743
>the smug wojak guy
Who?
>>28938539
How was that one original
>>28941939
But (You) are me.
>That 40 years old man who lurk here cause he saw someone doing it irl.
This is not the place for you. It will only bring you misery and discontentment even more than you have had before.
>>28940083found the redditor
This is how r___t formats its comments
>>28946770
Let 4chan take care of the formatting for you. The only time I put a line break is when I want to emphasize something or I'm addressing multiple people. See >>28948622
>>28948619
There's a forty year old that lurks here? That guy needs to escape before this place rots his brain.
>that guy that responds to every post that's related to philosophy using terms that laymen wouldn't understand and tells you not to respond to him if you openly state an ignorance about philosophy
>that guy that never gets mentioned in that guy threads
>>28943899
>tfw got ex to say "gimme some cummies in my tummies"
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE POWER OF THE SHITPOST
>that guy who starts >tfw no bf threads
>that other guy who replies to them with smug wojak and "thanks doc"
>that guy who's arguably more obsessed with Elliot Rodger than anyone else here
>that guy who gets pissed off whenever the word village is mentioned (haven't seen his posts in a few months though)
>that group of guys who are from [s4s]
>the silentoad poster
>that guy who posts comfy neet pepe and pisses off wagies
>thisguy who posts smug wojak in neet/wagie thread and the word "this" and spoilers the rest of his post
>fateanon
![flat,1000x1000,075,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d9lrGqQ.jpg "flat,1000x1000,075,f[1].jpg")
>that guy who makes threads whining about /pol/ and gets blown the fuck out in every single one
>>28948680
Oh fuck I saw a thread with him earlier.
>>28948805
>that /pol/ poster who thinks that screaming down the opposition counts as winning and is in fact the height of debate.
>>28946316
I actually remember that guy.
>>28937902
Feels good to be noticed desu
>>28938264
I'm 19 and also feel that way. How do I end this suffering?
>that guy who kills every thread he posts in
you got to stop doing that man. seriously
>that guy that spells fucking as fukkin, he's the only one, he always posts some picture of a guy pointing a gun
>that guy that uses a space before an ellipses
>>28949566
post some examples
i want to know if this is me
>that guy that says he is a robot and yet when you see him on omegle is the CHADDEST of them all
Sheet guys, stop being special snowflakes.
>that guy that gives away other people's contacts in contact threads
>that guy that always posts his wife in beige shorts and a cyan top in high test threads on /pol/, /r9k/ and /fit/
>>28949566
Sorry anon
I didn't ask for this power
>>28946826
Autist lollll
>>28949566
Sorry. It's one of the most useless superpowers, especially when you can't control it.
>>28944896
Fucking stupid newfag. That's more than one person who makes those up. Kill yourself.
>>28938622
I'm pretty sure that a-bloo bloo bloo thing came from here
>>28949622
I wonder if this is me. probably not, I almost never go on omegas anymore. everyone is hostile if youre deemed a chad
>>28940078
> The anti-buddha guy, for example, is supposedly responsible for 1 in every 6 postings
This made me fucking bust a gut from laughing. It's just so absurd an idea.
>>28938229
>that guy who uses WHOA Black Betty - famalam
>the guy from way down in alabam - famalam
>that friend that introduced you to r9k and you have long lost any contact with, writing about how shit his life is
>>28939119
6 IRL, rolling to see what does the bunneh think
hello thread simulator
>that guy that uses the same image file names over and over again but tells contradicting stories and pretends to be multiple people
that made me nervous
and that's why i rename all of my files everytime i use them
>That guy who keeps bumping a dying threadthat's me
>that guy who posts anime images
>that guy that always posts pic related and pines over tfw no bf in the vague hope of finding one here, but no one responds to him
i hope he finds someone someday, poor guy ;~;
>that annoying eastern european guy who makes the bar threads
>>28940733
>Normies cant relate to the majority of things we post here so why do they keep coming back?
Trolling, feeling better about themselves, bullying weak people, and to get content for their normiebook/reddit posts.
>>28948477
AND HE GETS DUBS
ALMOST EVERY TIME
>that guy that beats the robot every time
I am that guylmao lmao
>>28951207
>that guy that beats the robot every time
l am that guylmao lmao
>>28951207
>that guy that beats the robot every time
I am that guyImao lmao
>>28951207
>that guy that beats the robot every time
I am that guylmao Imao
That guy who says oregano to make his posts original
>>28939119
Bloxoxe
>>28949566
It's me, always me .
>>28938376
What about qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
>>28940078
It depends on the time of day. You'd think with the amount of traffic places would get you'd see more than a few lurkers at specific times but there are a few people that are easy to spot.
Also it's not a contradictory story a few of us decided talking off the chan to name a few of our overlapping files the same thing.
>>28951207
>>that guy that beats the robot every time
>I am that guy
>lmao lmao
explain this wizardry
>>28938487
thx for that
>>28949608
I need to see this, sounds fucking hilarious
>>28937871
>that guy who calls everyone "friendo"
>>28937871
>that guy that claims he can hear his little sister being raped in the next room
>>28938547
>famalamadingdong
Fuck, I thought I was the only one that said this
>>28938247
That sounds exactly the kind of phrase an american pretending to be english would use
>>28953851
I don't think such a person existsfriendo
is tfw no Philippina gf still around
>>28948477
He's the hero of this board.
>>28939119
origano fuckmylifo
>that guy who posts like a virgin
>that guy asking if it's fucked up that his first kiss was at 17 with a 14 girl
I've seen him in over 10+ threads these days
>>28939119
rollin
ohlfj cgjvfnjmtcdnsfdbghmjkjdsgfvmnkdcv .jkliyutrtedfc
>>28937871
>that guy that always puts "p much" in all of his sentences
you p much perfectly described me anon, i'm glad someone noticed me
>that group of shitposters that communicates by exif data
>>28954310
>famalamadingdong
End your life frogposter
>that guy who's always postin' all his replies like this with apostrophized "ing" words
All it does it make him seem like an annoying smarmy child
>that guy who browsed 8 hours a day
>Is always the very first post in a fresh thread, and only posts to tell people "this thread is off topic and doesn't belong here. Nobody gives a shit this isn't your blog fuck off kill yourself."
>Threads always immediately die with only 2-3 more replies max
>Mfw that's me
Other boards are so easily triggered by this. Especially /v/ and /vg/.
:^)
>people who unironically say variations of t b h, f a m, fampai, etc, despite it being cringey and autistic as fuck
I'll never understand this one. People insist on imitating nigs by overusing what nigs themselves consider to be a fad that's been beaten to death.
Then those same posters turn around and say they hate black people. lol.
>People who misuse the word "meme" as a lazy blanket adjective that doesn't actually mean anything
>that guy who puts rape shit in his greentexts for shock value to mask the fact that his greentext sucks
come on senpai
>>28948572
>This cuck
>>28939119
Rollin n strllojn norigian
That guy who posts on are nine kay.
>that company that shills threads
>>28940196
Used to have a broken space bar when I played rust, I used commas instead. So,my,sentences,looked,like,this. They called me the comma chameleon
>>28941104
Thats not a personSHILLBOT 9000
>>28956819
>People who misuse the word "meme" as a lazy blanket adjective that doesn't actually mean anything
that's the whole point of calling something a meme
>>28957312
A simple userscript could fix that. In pseudocode:
textarea.onchange = function(x) { x.content = x.content.replace('`', ' '); };
This is basically a mapping of the rarely-used ` to a space.
>>28957607
Or perhaps you could capture all onkey events and change the actual char value from the '`' one to the ' ' one... I don't know. Either way, it was fixable.
>>28939119
Dubs pls, I want that qt smug bunny to bully my pathetic cock
>>28937902
No its me
stop trying to take the spotlight away from me
>>28948477
He's the reason I read wagecuck threads.
>>28943714
it is a meme, dickbag. its become even more mainstream than pepe in the last few years
>>28939119
ay bby u wan muh dick?
>>28938192
>that guy who gets comfy by making wagies ragie
I love that smug bastard.
bumping you cunts this thread will not die
>that guy who roleplays as a lewd anime girl
>that guy who gets falls for a bait thread then starts his own thread extolling his position
>that guy who posted a 67'000 words greentext about him getting into a relationship with an escort
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>the last postbender
Dear, god...
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Original comment desu senpaitchi fama lama ding dong
